Xtina’s Popped
January 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Life & Style reports that Xtina popped out a baby at Cedars earlier today in Los Angeles. Xtina was scheduled to have a c-section sometime this weekend. A neighbor of Bat Boy’s father confirms that she’s given birth. The neighbor said, “Of course! I talked to Jack earlier today. He’s so happy to be a grandfather. He’s thrilled to be a grandfather again, for the second time.”
Neighbors are so damn nosy with big mouths. No word on what kind of citrus fruit Xtina popped out, but we know that bitch’s baby is going to be orange. It was also reported earlier that she was having a boy. Poor boy is going to come out orange with a full face of make-up and bat wings.
I can’t wait to hear the name of this one. Bat Boy Jr. has a lovely ring to it.
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