Nicole’s Popped!

January 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Nicole Richie has finally popped. She had a baby girl today at Cedars in Los Angeles. They have named her Harlow Winter Kate Madden and she weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz. LIES! Drop the pounds part and then we’re talking. 7 oz. is more like it.

No that picture isn’t of Nicole’s baby. It’s a month old picture. I’m sure Nicole’s baby is a lot smaller. A LOT. Like microscopic.

Their spokeswhore said, “The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents.”

Congrats to Nicole, her douche boyfriend and their little Thumbelina. I’m not too sure about the Harlow name. It might grow on me. I’m guessing they named her after Jean Harlow. Harlow Winter sort of sound like a clown’s name. A sad clown’s name and sad clowns make me sad.

It was a busy day at Cedars. Not only did Richie pop, but so did Xtina (see below), Courtney Thorne-Smith and David Alan Grier’s wife. DAMN! You know it was smelly as hell in there. Vagina juices flying. Happy baby day!

Tags: Nicole Richie

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