Blaaaake’s New Look!
January 1, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The Sun doctored up a picture of what they think Amy Wino's husband, Blaaake, looks like in the clink right now. Blake apparently shaved his head off to fit in with the other inmates. Skinhead! He's probably become someone's bitch and they like their woman all smooth and shit.
A source said, “Christmas is always grim but Blake is finding it particularly bad. He shaved his head and had razor nicks all over it.
“He looks awful.He tells everyone he’s going back to his ‘peter,’ which is Cockney slang for cell. He wants to be accepted.”
While Blake is trying to fit in, Amy Wino is reportedly on holiday in the Caribbean. Damn, I guess she doesn't love him that much.
The only way Blake is going to be accepted in the slammer is if he's start sucking dick! So Blake needs to get on his knees and work on his gag reflex. It's a hard life.
Thanks M
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