Mischa Barton Likes The Elderly
December 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Mischa Barton said she prefers the company of "really old people," because they make the best dates. 21-year-old Mischa said, "I just really love hanging out with really old people. They're the best dinner dates you could ever have. All that life experience and understanding."
Yeah, they make terrific dates. I love it when my dinner date coughs up their dentures, picks their nose hairs during appetizers, falls asleep during the main course and has a heart attack during dessert. Although dumb dumb Mischa probably thinks 35-year-olds are really, really old.
I'm sure old men love her as a dinner date too. She's dumb enough not to notice them jacking to her during dinner conversation.
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