Jessica Simpson In Another Cinematic Masterpiece
November 11, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Here’s the trailer for Jessica Simpson’s latest straight to the caca container masterpiece. “Major Movie Star” is about a movie star who enlists in the….oh who cares! Just rent “Private Benjamin” instead and skip this crap. When will Hollywood realize that Jessica Simpson movies never see the silver-screen!
Steve Guttenberg is hot, but his presence in the movie confirms it should’ve been made in the 80s.
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