The Fake American-Style Boob Job
October 9, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jordan told Reveal UK that she's going to give her husband, Peter Andre, a new boobs for Christmas. No, not on him! Although I'm pretty sure he'd love that way too much.
She said, “My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller. They’ll still be big, but not as big and I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."
Jordan….dear….Petey doesn't want you to get new boobs for Christmas. He wants you to get a dick! A big, juicy, veiny, throbbing 10-incher! Do yourself a favor and get that shit put in and Petey will be yours forever!
She's going for fake looking? Does this dimwit think her rack looks natural? That looks about as natural as Britney holding her kids! Seriously!
Thanks Elodie
Image: Wenn
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