Good Luck Britney

September 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K

I was sooo close in my goal to not post a Britney story for one full day. Oh well, I lose.

A judge in the Brit/KFed custody battle has ordered that Brit must be tested for controlled substances and booze twice a week.

The judge feels that "there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by Britney." Here's what else the judge ordered:

Custody stays at 50/50 for now

Brit and KFed can't talk shit in public about each other or each other's family members

Brit, KFed and anyone else can't use corporal punishment against the kids

They must each complete the "Parenting Without Conflict"

program and go to co-parenting counseling together

Brit and KFed must not drink or take controlled substances

during the care of their kids or 12 hours before taking care of their kids

Damn, that shit is like a monastery. How the hell are you supposed to properly take care of your kids without drinking?! Booze and pills keep you calm.

I have no idea how she's going to go 12 hours without booze, pills or drugs. She is royally fucked. She can't even drink NyQuil! Can she even sniff freon from the A/C? If so, that's her best best. Suck the freon dry.

What's with the corporal punishment crap? Who's been slapping the kids around?

Source: TMZ

Tags: Britney Spears

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