Don’t Make Me Yack!
August 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
TMZ claims Britney Spears and Criss Angel went into the W Hotel in Westwood at 3 this morning and stayed there for hours. The two were spotted the day before at the Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills. It's been rumored that Criss is helping Brit with her VMA performance, but I'm sure he's sticking it and it's making me sick.
Criss looks like the kind of dude that doesn't wash it right and Britney looks like the kind of chick that barely washes it. Now I know why Terrence Howard said he doesn't trust a woman who doesn't baby wipe her vagina.
Criss still denies it. He told People Magazine today, "We're not together. Her manager is my manager, and I'm helping with one of her shows. I'm helping with her appearance on MTV. It's amazing how you can't do anything now without people making up stuff"
Both MTV and Britney have yet to confirm she's going to perform on the show.
Imagine the chemicals that are born when these two nasties bump and grind it. Weapons of mass destruction!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
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