Major Movie Suck
July 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Simpson has been sent to boot camp and not because she's a pain in the ass, but to train for two days for her next movie. Yeah, next movie that will never see the light of day. Jessica is currently in Shreveport, Louisiana learning drills and shit.
After that she will begin shooting "Major Movie Star." The movie is about an actress who joins the Marines in the hopes of shedding her cute image and winning the approval of director that thinks she's unsuitable for his upcoming military-themed movie.
They should change it to "Mayja Movie Star" and cast Posh. Anyway….
Ken Paves may cameo in the film as the gay hairdresser Jessica's mean leaves her for. NASTY! I do not need to see Paves in any states of undress. I don't even want to see homegirl in a tank top. Do not want.
The bigger issue here is why the hell Hollyweird continues to fund films starring this bubblehead? Her last film will probably debut on Cinemax in four years and this one sounds about as interesting as an episode of Antiques Roadshow. Ok, bad example. AR is some good shit.
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