Nicole Richie Doesn’t Like Turtlenecks
July 13, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Joel Madden's dick must be cut, because Nicole Richie said she will only date a dude if his wang isn't wearing a turtleneck. EOG quotes Nicole as saying, "The one thing I always look for in a guy is for them to be circumcised."
Ok I'm about to get raunchy, so clothes your eyes if you're under the age of 17 or get shy when talking about dick cheese.
Turtlenecks are fine by me as long as they keep that business fresh and clean. Douche in there every now and again. I smell it to make sure it's cheese-free, because trust me when I say that nothing kills a sexy moment like a mouthful of dick cheese.
I also think Nicole doesn't like turtlenecks for technical reasons. Her ladypart is probably so small that even a little foreskin will be denied entry.
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