Jennifer Is Thirsty
June 1, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jennifer Aniston has whored herself out for smartwater.
Senior vice president Rohan Oza released this statement saying, “We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle. To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
The company also issued a statement stating that, “Jennifer became an immediate fan. She believes so much in smartwater that she recently became an investor in the company and is even getting actively involved in the business.”
You'll be able to purchase her signature smartwater bottles in July. Chin not included.
Source: Us Weekly
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