Morning Wood
April 12, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Kylie Minogue looks like a mannequin in her H&M ads – ICYDK
Jessica Simpson is a pirate whore – SOW
Fergie says thanks to Alanis with an ass cake – Gabsmash
Drew Barrymore chosen as the new face for Cover Girl for downsies – Celebrity Smack
Skeletor owes the IRS $2.5 million – INO
Some no-name Idol ho has a nasty sex tape – Celebitchy
RIP Kurt Vonnegut – Boing Boing
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