Bitch is Still Toxic
March 10, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Yoga is the reason Jennifer Aniston has quit smoking and is completely off caffeine. She claims that twisting herself into a fugly pretzel is the reason she doesn’t need to fill her lungs with smoke anymore.
A source said, “Jen was doing a total cleansing. I had a Diet Coke on-set and she was really jonesing for it!”
Jen was spotted in NYC this past week and still looks like an annoying bitch. It’s going to take more than Smart water to banish the whinyness from her blood stream.
Ugh, the way she wears her jeans bother me so much. Does she look at fashion magazines? It’s not 1996 anymore and you aren’t playing Rachel Green anymore!
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