Blame It On Paris

January 18, 2007 / Posted by:

High-Society Austrians are a little miffed that piece of trash, Paris Hilton, is attending the glamorous Vienna Opera Ball. The ball is known as the opening of the social season. What’s even more queer is that Britney Spears was also on the list as Paris Hilton’s guest, but since they had a falling out she’s no longer invited. Paris is a guest of Richard Lugner, known for inviting trashy celebrities in order to modernize the event. It is rumored that Paris is getting a hefty $1 million to attend.

When asked why Britney would not be attending, Richard’s wife said, “They unfortunately do not get along anymore.”

Who cares about Britney, but why are idiots paying Paris to attend their events?! I mean stupid ho isn’t even worth $1 let alone $1 million! I mean wouldn’t you just hate yourself if you paid that much dough for used-up pussy? Not only that, but who knows what kind of diseases she’ll bring to your country! People are DUMB!


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