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This is Scout Willis, the spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Last time I saw her, she was bit a wee girl. Now she's really grown up. I think she's like 15. She was spotted partying in her jammies in Paris for a Donatella Versace party.

Guess Demi doesn't care that their 15yo is drinking the champs like that? Or maybe it's apple cider, yeah that's it!

Perhaps I've been living in NYC for too long and I've grown accustomed to thinking the "almost dead" look is hot, but these Olsen chicks are way hot. They are continuing to spread their glamour in Paris and were spotted shopping yesterday.

I think I saw the one on the right in "Lord of the Rings."

Nicole Richie seems to be wearing some kind of ring which may or may not be an engagement ring from Joel Madden. It looks like she turned the stone around. So is she engaged? Do we care? Those cups of coffee are her breakfast and dinner for the next couple of days.

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Jessica Simpson has been shooting "Blonde Ambition" for like seven years now. The film is a knock-off of "Working Girl" and has Jessica playing a dumb ho who sleeps, I mean works her way to the top. Jessica shot today in NYC.

This looks more like "Goldieslut and the 3 Bears" than Working Girl.

15-year-old Jennifer Mee of Florida started hiccuping on January 23rd and didn't stop. She claims that she tried absolutely everything from pickle juice to breathing in a bag and she even had to stop going to school. How convenient! Well, yesterday at around 5pm her ass stopped. No one knows why it stopped. Hmm...I wonder why? Her mother probably finally said "Here's a $50 if you stop, you're ruining my American Idol viewing."

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Thanks Rachel

Will these reality skanks ever learn? - Cityrag

Posh's Shirt 1, Breasts 0 - Hollywood Tuna

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson take their love on the road - Popsugar

John Travolta is intensly gay - Hollywood Rag

Those Victoria's Secret models are so annoying - Egotastic!

Patrick Dempsey's need for speed - Just Jared

Hugh Grant's doomed romance - Mollygood

Alfredo fest - College Humor

Orlando Bloom continues to "canoodle" with Penny Cruz - IDLYITW

Foxy Brown escaped jail time this morning. Foxy met with a Judge in Manhattan to discuss violating her parole by traveling outside of the state. That little trip outside of the state landed her in a Florida beauty shop where she was arrested for allegedly attacking police hos and resisting arrest.

Foxy pleaded guilty and could have faced a year in the clink for the violation, but the judge gave her another shot. Hahaa...that woman next to Foxy is like "Fuck! That dumbass judge! I was hoping I would be free of her ass for a year!" Foxy still has to answer to the charges in Florida.

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Dear Kate Moss,

Your boyfriend loves crack more than you. Sorry. No hard feelings.

Love and Kittens, Michael K

PS - You looked hot at the NME Awards in London today...NOT!

My American Idol predictions last week were way off. I'm trying to redeem myself this week, although my ass will probably be wrong again. For the chicks I chose Gina Glockson as going home.

First of all, her arm hair bothers me. Second of all, if you're going to butcher a "Heart" song at least do it on a hot dress. I also chose Haley Scarnato for the sole reason that her hair needs a break. Crimping? She sealed her fate.

For the dudes I went with Nicholas Pedro, because I have no idea who that is. I also went with Jared Cotter, because his eyebrows really need a trim. I can't look at those anymore.

Oh and none of them can really sing.

on changing his niece's diaper:

"I wanted to see what it was like. So she handed me my niece and I put her down on the changing table and I un-knotted her organic diaper. I really never knew, and I am naive, of course, but I never knew that it was orange. I have a very short gag reflex. So when I saw it (I started gagging). I (was gagging) and handed her back!"

Source Thanks Gus