Open Post: Hosted By Tiffany Haddish Explaining To Jada Pinkett Smith What Groupon Is

July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

The cast of Girls Trip are working the press circuit, since their movie is going to battle with Dunkirk this weekend. Jada Pinkett Smith was busy appearing on Watch What Happens Live last night, sipping a cocktail and fake asking, “A key party? What’s that?!”. On the West Coast, Jada’s co-star Tiffany Haddish took to Jimmy Kimmel Live to share how she got high and went on a Groupon date with America’s most famous certainly-not-swinging couple:

Tiffany went to dinner with Will Smith and Jada while they were filming the movie in New Orleans, and she told them she bought a Groupon for a swamp tour the next day. The Fresh Prince and Jada seemed to be up for some gator play and accepted her invitation. But Tiffany must have thought they were being polite. So the next day, Tiffany toked up RULL HARD before the tour, in hopes of seeing the alligators singing and raccoons waving while deep in the swamp (just like a Disney movie!). Only, Will and Jada really DID want to come on the tour. So Tiffany had to sober up as best she could and leave whatever Motel 6 the film company put her in, because she said she drove up in her $20/day rental car to the Louisiana palace (non-Scientology, of course) those two were staying in.

Back in the day, on Oprah’s last season of her talk show, she and Gayle went to Yosemite, and I remember Gayle talking about getting a sandwich from Panera, and Oprah was like, “What the fuck is that?”. Well, apparently the Mighty O and Jada both attend the Paris Hilton School of “I thought Wal-Mart is a place that sold walls” because Jada thought Groupon was a boat you could take a group on. Oh, girl. That didn’t help matters with calming Tiffany’s nerves, because she worried she was going to be the bitch that killed the Fresh Prince with $280 million in the backseat. To which Beyonce was heard cackling from her nearby coven before whispering, “$280 million? That’s all you got, peasant?

Pic: Wenn.com

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