Let’s Hope Joe Jonas Doesn’t Have A Subscription To Vogue

July 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Although Gigi Hadid and Joe Jonas weren’t together all that long and seemed to have an amicable break-up, the JoBro warbler appeared to be a little peeved when he was interviewed after Gigi started canoodling with a One Directioner. He sat down with the Daily Mirror in 2016 and said, “I think it’s interesting that she moved on so quickly, I mean it was definitely very quick.

Welp, fast forward a year, and the Supermodel/”Bitch of the moment” Gigi is on the cover of the August issue of American Vogue with boyfriend Zayn Malik looking like some plaid reboot of Victor/Victoria.

The whole shoot is an homage to gender-bending LEWKS ranging from the two looking like they’re paying respects to Kevin Federline and Britney Spears:

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To one with her and brother Anwar Hadid looking like the lost camp members of a biker gang.

This isn’t even the first time Anna Wintour has slapped the couple into a photo spread for her glossy mag. She sent the two on the Vogue version of National Lampoon’s European Vacation and plopped them in the middle of Naples to slobber and dry hump each other all over the Italian scenery.

You know, Anna and the Vogue crew are really getting soft as the years go by. As a gayelle, I’ve seen just about every fashion documentary around, and I remember one on Vogue fashion editors a few years back where they all seemed like they were still recovering from when Patti Hansen brought Keith Richards around to a shoot. Be grateful, Gigi, or Stephanie Seymour is going to come ‘round and teach you a lesson about how your elders paved the stilleto-lined way!

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