JLo And A-Rod Took It To The Bahamas

March 12, 2017 / Posted by:

There’s a reason why Drake seems to be cuddling up to ex Nicki Minaj’s gigantic buttock implants lately via Instagram and diss track cameos. As speculated earlier last week, Jennifer Lopez has put the brakes on Wheelchair Jimmy and moved over to the man that’s had just about every proud celebrity slut in the game in his bed – A-Rod!

Page Six reports that JLo and her Rod were snapped getting up in each other’s personal space in the Bahamas on Friday night.

New couple Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are enjoying a romantic getaway at Bakers Bay Golf & Ocean Club, an exclusive, owners-only destination in the Bahamas, The Post has learned.

The couple flew by private jet from Miami to Marsh Harbour on Friday night. At 9:30 p.m., they arrived at Harbour View Marina, where they were caught getting cozy on a power boat en route to their sequestered love nest.

They’re reportedly staying at a friend’s house at this resort where only the richest of the richies stay. This was also the joint where Bennifer 2.0 jetted to for their pre-divorce announcement glum c**t paparazzi moment. As for the world’s most beautiful woman (I didn’t say it – Pitbull did, and that must have been a big-ass check) and the celebrity juicer, they’re way into each other (or something equally conducive to an upcoming Instagram photoshoot).

“It’s early days, but Jennifer and Alex are really into each other,” the source said.

This probably won’t last, though. Two enormous egos cuddling in a powerboat together in a tropical paradise is fine for awhile. But sooner or later, the spotlight needs to be shared or broadened and JLo would rather have Mariah Carey deny her existence to infinity and beyond rather than split the public’s gaze between herself and the puffy pecs she’s humping on. She’d rather have an assistant mistakenly paint the inside of her trailer ecru than be overshadowed by her date! There’s can only be one thirsty underboobs displayer per celebrity relationship! (Although, that’s a lewk that A-Rod could totally work.)

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: Splash

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