Shawn King May Have Done Her Sugar Lizard Wrong Again!

August 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Since we’re on the subject of dumb gold digging moves

The love between award-winning gold digger Shawn King and Methuselah’s godfather Larry King almost ended 6 years ago when he shoved his hemipenis into her sister’s punane and she allegedly passed her wandering chocha to a Jersey Shore reject. But a month later, Shawn must have realized that nothing gives her the clit tingles like Larry busting a load of wet moth balls on her chichis and he must have decided that he really doesn’t want to tussle over his $144 million fortune in divorce court. Because they called off their divorce and all seemed well….until now.

Page Six, The National Enquirer, People and Radar claim that 56-year-old Shawn has been stepping out on 82-year-old Larry with a world-renowned speech therapist. You in danger, speech therapist! That speech therapist isn’t going to be able to speak when Larry slithers into his bed one night and gums his tongue off.

A source tells Page Six that shameless Shawn first met the world-renowned speech therapist, Richard Greene, when he was a guest on the podcast she co-hosts with Larry. They’ve allegedly been doing each other on the down low for about a year. Radar posted text messages supposedly between Shawn and Richard, and in them she tells him that her marriage is just business now and that Larry killed their love years ago. They get into some sexting shit, and she later asks him in a message to delete any videos or naked pictures she sent him, because it would hurt her sons if they got out.

Another source tells Radar that Larry hasn’t felt the urge to eat his Activia off of Shawn’s naked body in years and the feeling is mutual. The source says that their 19 year marriage has been over for a while and he’s looking to be done with it for once and for all:

“It’s been many years and this could finally be the end. They detest each other. She has made his life miserable for some time. At his age he would like to have some peace in his life finally.”

A rep for Richard Greene, and Shawn and Larry’s attorneys didn’t exactly flat-out deny the rumor, but they did call the story “inaccurate.”

One of Page Six’s sources claim that Larry was in the dark about the misadventures of Shawn’s betraying cooch until The National Enquirer asked him for a statement. That source also contradicts Radar’s source. They say Larry is hurt in the heart and doesn’t know what to do about his marriage. Shawn was allegedly planning to leave Larry for Richard until Richard was like “errrrrrrrr” about being with her full-time.

TMZ caught Larry leaving the bagel place he owns in Beverly Hills this morning and he only mumbled out something about how he’s going to make his marriage work.

There’s been rumors that Shawn and Larry have an open marriage, so the tabloids could just be adding ten layers of drama to a nothing story. (That would be a first, I know.) But if that’s not the case and Shawn really did hurt Larry, she better hold onto her lifted face and prepare for the divorce battle of all battles. Larry is going to live forever and he’s semi-retired, so all he’s got is time and will drag this out forever. Hell hath no fury like an immoral lizard in suspenders scorned!


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