As Brit Brit Spears’ fans, the Spearheads, wait for her to finally burp up a video for that auto-tuned extravaganza “Make Me,” she did a little promo on Australia’s Kyle & Jackie O radio show on Sunday morning. During the interview, Kyle and Jackie O got Brit Brit to play a game of “Who Would You Rather?” and thank God they didn’t ask her, “Would you rather 69 with Chester Cheetah or Colonel Sanders?” The Sophie’s Choice she had to make would’ve made her head explode. One question they did ask her is if she’d rather sit next to Katy Perry or her little fan Taylor Swift on a 24-hour flight, and in her answer, she said that she’s never met Tay Tay before. See: picture above of Tay Tay and Brit Brit.
To me, the answer to that question is not Taylor Swift, because being trapped in a flying piece of metal with her for 24 hours would require lots and lots of Ambien and red wine. But Brit chose the possessed Ever After High doll because they’ve never met! via Kyle & Jackie O:
Britters answered, “I don’t know! I don’t know, that’s hard. They’re both so cool, I don’t know.
“I’ve briefly met Katy Perry at the Smurfs movie premiere. Maybe because I’ve met Katy Perry I would say Taylor Swift, because I’ve never met her before.”
Either Brit Brit has been taking classes in the art of shade from Mimi, or she blocked that shit out, or her meds ate up the memory of meeting Taylor. Because as Buzzfeed points out, there’s pictures of them together at the 2008 MTV VMAs, and also a picture from the olden days of 2003. This HAHAHAHA-inducing picture of a 14-year-old Taylor Swift reminds me that I need to track down and set fire to every picture taken when I was between the ages of 12 and 18.
It’s an easy mistake, and back in 2008, Brit Brit probably didn’t even know who Taylor Swift was. She kept wondering why that talking straw dolly kept wanting to get a picture with her.