I’m sure we can all relate, right? I mean, who of us didn’t move their barely-employed adult creeper boyfriend into our $6 million home when we were 18-years-old? So relatable. Only a few days after it was reported that teenage liquid lipstick mogul Kylie Jenner was sort-of back together with cartoon tapeworm (and sometime rapper) Tyga, a source has told UsWeekly that Tyga is living at Kylie’s house now. Congratulations, Tyga! You found a house that a landlord won’t evict you from!
The source says that the Ross Dress for Less version of Kim Kardashian and Tyga are “officially” back together after calling it quits almost 2 months ago, and they’ve hit the fast forward button on their relationship. Tyga has moved into her home, and as you can see from the picture above, he’s back driving her fancy-ass cars.
Since the Kardashian family motto is “Get Kash“, you’d think they would be holding an intervention for Kylie and warning her about the dangers of letting a broke bitch live in your house. (“Do you know what squatters rights are? And I’m not talking about the exercise Kim and Khloe have to do everyday to prevent the silicone in their asses from hardening.“) But the source says her family “doesn’t care” about it; they don’t think Tyga’s time at Kylie’s house will be a permanent thing. Oh those sweet, naive Kardashians. Tyga’s bank account is as busted as his face and personality; it’s going to take the jaws of life to get him out of a rent-free situation.
However, it’s not like the Koven of Plastiks “don’t care” about the whole thing. If they could move the muscles in their face, apparently they’d be frowning over Kylie’s reunion with Tyga. Hollywood Life says that everyone – Kim, Kris, Khloe, The Slow One, Blac Chyna – are all unhappy that he’s back in Kylie’s life. They think he’s “really not good” for her.
You’ve got to hand it to Tyga for not wasting any time in cashing in on his meal ticket. TMZ says that Kylie and Tyga were spotted making out at a luxury car showroom yesterday. She also Snapchatted that visit.
A source says Kylie and Tyga test drove a Bentley, but they left without buying. The source adds that the car was for Kylie. No shit it was for Kylie. Tyga has had so many cars repossessed, I’m pretty sure every dealership in Los Angeles has a print out of Tyga’s picture with the words “Do not lease to this man” written across the top.
Here’s a few more pictures of Kylie in what looks like a pair of Wack-o-Wax lips and Tyga leaving 1OAK a few nights ago in the car he leased in her name for her 18th birthday.