“Ah have no idea who this is….” – Brit Brit to herself in that pic.
Britney Spears was definitely feeling the burn yesterday, because the three Fiery Doritos® Locos Tacos Supreme she had for lunch went through her fast and 3 potty times later, her chapped b-hole was on fire. But she wasn’t feeling the Bern, obviously, since she met and posed with Hillary Clinton in Las Vegas yesterday. Hillary Clinton is in Vegas for the Democratic Caucus in Nevada. Hillary already won the highly coveted Lindsay Lohan endorsement and if she gets endorsements from Brit Brit and Heidi Montag, she’ll be able to call Mayflower Movers to schedule a move into the White House, because she’ll have this.
Brit Brit added this note to the picture she posted on Instagram:
Being in Vegas for #PieceOfMe is amazing for so many reasons… Especially today… because I had the incredible opportunity to meet @HillaryClinton!! Such an inspiration and beautiful voice for women around the world!!! This woman had an intense presence and I felt very honored to meet her!!!
Brit originally endorsed Hillary by adding #ImWithHer to that note, but she (or someone on Team Cheetolings) deleted it. But I don’t think Brit meant to endorse Hillary in the first place. I thought that Brit Brit used to be a Republican, but I’m pretty sure she’s a registered Frappertarian now. So she was typing #ImWithHersheysSyrup but the grease on her hands from the Popeye’s chicken she was having as a snack caused her fingers to slip on the keys and she published it too fast. That’s all!
And I love this pic:
Hillary “The Cockblocker” Clinton doesn’t mess around. Hillary knows that Ole’ Bill’s peen is like a magnet and automatically flies toward any stranger vagina in the immediate vicinity and Hillary wasn’t having it. Not today, Billy.