Australia Doesn’t Want The Difficult Brown Either

September 24, 2015 / Posted by:

Australia has joined Canada, Britain and New Zealand in closing their front doors to Chris Brown and declaring their land a Difficult Brown-free zone. By the way, “the land down under is a difficult brown-free zone” is also another way to tell your piece that you’re not into ass sex.

Chris Brown is supposed to take his tour to Australia and New Zealand in December, but that’s not going to happen if his name ends up on the Banned Bitch list right under Floyd Mayweather’s name. Floyd Mayweather is banned from Australia because he has pleaded guilty to domestic abuse and Chris Brown may be banned for the same reason. Australia has let it be known that they may take a Vegemite-infused shit on Chris Brown’s visa application because he’s a convicted lady beater. By the way, in my mind, if Chris Brown tries to get into Australia, Ja’mie King will be waiting at the front gate like:


According to CNN, Australia’s Minister for Women, Michaelia Cash (that’s my drag name, by the way), said in a press conference that the country’s immigration minister may deny Chris Brown’s visa and if it was solely up to her, she would’ve rejected it already.

“I’m clearly not going to preempt a decision by the minister, however I can assure you what my strong recommendation would be. People need to understand — if you are going to commit domestic violence and then you want to travel around the world, there are going to be countries that say to you, ‘You cannot come in because you are not of the character that we expect in Australia.”

The community advocacy group GetUp! has also started an online petition telling the government to ban Chris Brown. The petition has almost 13,000 signatures so far.

Okay, wait. So if Australia bans Chris Brown and even more countries follow by also banning him, he won’t be allowed to go anywhere else on the planet, which means us Americans will be stuck with him every single day. THE HELL? I mean, Australia may ban the Difficult Brown, but they’re not going to take back Iggy Azalea? The same goes with Canada. They won’t take Chris Brown, but they won’t take Justin Bieber back either! We should take this as a threat. They’re all trying to destroy us the same way Chris Brown is trying to destroy my retinas by wearing those jorts in public.

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