The Summer of Splits almost ate one last marriage before it retreated back to its cave to make way for the Fall of Sex Tapes (Fingers and other parts crossed that this will happen and we’ll get a sex tape from Alexander Skarsgard, Joe ManJello, Idris Elba and Prince Hot Ginge. All together, of course.) UsWeekly says that thoughts of throwing her marriage in the dumpster have crossed Gisele Bundchen’s mind and she even paid a visit to a divorce lawyer. No word yet if she wore a burqa of disguise while doing so.
The source says that ever since Tom Brady got suspended for that DeflateGate shit, he’s been a real gaping b-hole and the two have been fighting a lot. Things have gotten so bad that Gisele met with a divorce lawyer and probably because she wanted to know how much her checking account will deflate if she legally quits her husband of 6 years. (The 100% accurate CelebrityNetWorth.com claims she’s worth $340 million and he’s worth $120 million.) I always thought that if their marriage can survive this tragedy….
…it can survive anything, but I guess that’s not totally true. The source says that this may be the end of GisBra:
“Tom’s become very nasty and irritable and started acting out on her.”
Their spats have become so heated that Bundchen recently consulted with a divorce lawyer, says a Brady insider. “Tom thinks it’s only a threat,” says the insider. “But this is definitely a rough patch.”
Still, says the first source, “Things are very tense right now. This could be the end of them.”
You’d think that Little Tommy would know that now is not the time to act up since I’m sure he’s still grounded from letting Ben Affleck’s nanny ho wear his Super Bowl rings. Gisele needs to up the punishment, that’s all. The next time Tom throws another hissy fit tantrum, she needs to pick up the phone and tell her minions to take a sledgehammer to his slide of eternal joy. That’ll teach the brat.
And here’s Tom struttin’ out of court in NYC on Monday.
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