Chris Pratt has started the Jurassic World press tour, and so far he hasn’t said anything that has required a public apology. However, he does owe me a personal apology for his recent appearance on The Graham Norton Show, because I DIED. Chris admitted that during the filming of Guardians of the Galaxy in London, his wife Anna Faris got really into the British reality show The Only Way Is Essex (aka TOWIE), and he started to mimic their accents.
Whenever I want to sound like a trick from TOWIE, I pour several bottles of booze down my throat and channel as much unquestionable glamour, class, and sophistication as my brain can handle. But Chris Pratt pulled that shit out of nowhere. Graham Norton joked that Chris Pratt’s perfect TOWIE voice impression will never be useful, but I disagree – sounding like British reality TV trash is literally one of the most useful skills I can think of. How dare you, Graham Norton!
I also love how much Jude Law was loving Chris’ accent. He’s like “Yaaaasss! Now throw a drink on me!”
Here’s Chris Pratt at the Paris premiere of Jurassic World last night with Bryce Dallas Howard.