Earlier, Megan posted about Sydney Leathers’ selling her gnawed-off pieces of pussy jerky to the highest bidder and I once again posted something about Miley Cyrus’ eyebrow situation, so here’s an adorable flower in the garden of gross to cleanse your eyes and thoughts. At the Animal League America Celebrity Gala in NYC last night, John Stamos (aka forever Uncle Jesse to me) posed with an adorable puppy friend. I’ll adopt both of them even though the one showing his teeth isn’t probably totally potty-trained.
These pictures really awww for themselves, but in the headline I should’ve warned you to put a wee-wee pad on your chair, because your ovaries might’ve melted and are leaking out of you. I bet that’s how Dannon Oikos is made!