Mel Gibson gave Jewish people everywhere an early Rosh Hashanah gift last weekend when he had an altercation with the police in Malibu, CA and didn’t blame the Jews for all the problems in the world including his problems with the police in Malibu. It’s a Rosh Hashanah miracle!
TMZ says that last Saturday, the angry butt raisin drove up to a DUI checkpoint on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. After Mad Mel told the cops that he hadn’t swallowed one drop of the sweet nectar that night, they asked to see his drivers license. Mad Mel didn’t have his drivers license on him and so the cops told him to drive to a secondary screening spot. (Stupid side note: One time I got pulled over and I didn’t have my license, because I left my wallet at my friend’s house. The cop let me go and now I know it’s because I didn’t have Mel Gibson’s face on and wasn’t glaring at the cop as though I wanted to bury him in the fucking rose garden.)
Once Mel got to the secondary screening point, that was his throbbing anus’ cue to explode and spew out a frenzied geyser of rage. Mel, being Mel, went off on the cops and screamed, “WHY ARE YOU HARASSING ME? I HAVE HAD PROBLEMS WITH YOU LOST HILLS DEPUTIES IN THE PAST!” The “problem” Mad Mel was talking about was the time that he was busted for a DUI by Malibu police and shat out his infamous anti-Jew rant.
If I was one of those cops, I would’ve kept screwing with Mel until he raged so hard that the veins in his face exploded after not being able to hold in all the boiling douche water. But they decided to stop messing with him and let him go. TMZ says that there was a lady in the car with Mel, so I’m guessing that the cops decided to be nice and give him a break since he probably thought that he was going to get a pre-Jacuzzi blowjob from his lady friend that night when he totally wasn’t going to get a pre-Jacuzzi blowjob that night. Poor Mad Mel is always chasing the elusive pre-Jacuzzi blowjob and he’s never going to catch it.
Here’s Grandpa Glum Cunt making the clouds turn black in Malibu on Labor Day.