The Police Investigate Spencer From Big Brother After He Makes Child Porn Jokes In The House

August 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Spencer Clawson became the MVP of Gary Glitter’s heart two days ago when he joked about loving child porn on the Big Brother live feeds. Spencer and some of the other houseguests were hanging out in the bathroom and he decided to play a joke on McRae. While McRae was in the shower, Spencer grabbed his mic and pretended to be him. As Amanda and Andy uncomfortably laughed (and when Amanda uncomfortably laughs at something…), Spencer spit this mess into McRae’s mic:

“I like to beat off to child porn. Did I ever tell y’all about that? I love it. Beating off to child porn is my favorite thing there is. I love it when they’re around three or four years old. My favorite ones are when you can tell they’re in a basement in Minnesota.”

Why the hell did he have to bring Brenda Walsh’s home state of Minnesota into this?

TMZ says that Spencer is going to learn that when you make child porn jokes on a live feed, the cops are going to put a magnifying glass over you. Chief AJ Gary of the Conway Police Department in Arkansas says that they “quickly looked into the matter” and “haven’t found that any criminal act was committed.” Well, I quickly looked at that picture and found that a criminal act was committed, because wearing green shorts with a yellow striped shirt and brown flip flops is wrong.

Spencer’s employer, Union Pacific, has already gotten a lot of emails and calls about shit he’s said in the past and they got even more emails and calls after his child porn jokes. They said on their website that they were the ones (among many, I’m sure) who called the cops:

Due to the volume of feedback Union Pacific has received from the public about Spencer Clawson’s August 5 comments on the CBS reality show Big Brother 15, the company wants to reiterate that it has taken all the action it can under the Collective Bargaining Agreement until Mr. Clawson is released from the show. Mr. Clawson took an unpaid leave of absence to participate on Big Brother 15. Union Pacific has notified law enforcement of Mr. Clawson’s August 5 comments.

Spencer was already going to get a ton of hate once he left the BB house and now he’s really going to get a ton of hate, because he ruined Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer for everyone.

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