While dressed like an off-duty yoga teacher, Jessica Biel took her pit bull Tina and one of her boxers for a walk in NYC yesterday and she held onto a remote control for their shock collars which made The Daily Mail say that she “may face a backlash from some fans.” The Daily Mail is so crazy and out of touch as always. Jessica Biel face backlash from her fans?! Jessica Biel doesn’t have fans! Stop playing, Daily Mail.
Tina Biel (that’s a really hot name for a pit bull, actually) and one of Jessica’s boxers had Cesar Milan-approved shock collars around their necks as they strolled around NYC yesterday and I’m guessing it’s because Jessica never knows when an obese squirrel (or Donald Trump’s hair) is going to pass by causing her dogs to freak out. I don’t know. But Tina Biel and the boxers (Note: That’s my band name, so don’t you even THINK about) aren’t alone, though. Jessica makes Justin Timberlake wear one too. How do you think Justin hits those high notes? Whenever you see Justin hitting a high note on stage, just know that Jessica Biel is somewhere off stage pressing the button on the remote that controls his shock cock ring.
And really, I know a few humans who should wear a shock collar or twenty. (I’m talking to you, chick at the Trader Joe’s who asked if she could cut in front of me in the cashier line since she only had two items and then let her friend cut in front of her. Shock collar for both of you bitches!)