Poor Bieby
There's nothing sadder than a baby beaver millionaire crying into his bottle of rum and tit leche, because his 19th birthday party was ruined!
E! News says that Justin Bieber threw himself a circus-themed birthday party at Cirque du Soir in London last night, but the whole thing busted like his loaded-diaper when some people in his entourage got into a fight with club security. The definition of hood rat stuff is Justin Bieber's little friends throwing slaps at grown security dudes as clowns made balloon animals behind them. Next level gangsta shit. After the fight, Biebs threw a hissy fit, grabbed his friends including Jaden Smith and his rumored piece Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke (the trick in the red leather jacket) and left the club. #richwhitegirlproblems
Poor Lesbeaver. This would've never happened if he had his party at his first venue of choice: Chuck E. Cheese. At Chuck E. Cheese, when you get into a fight with security (aka the dude dressed like Chuck E.), you settle your beef in the ball pit where all beefs should be settled.
And here's some pictures that make a strong case for sedating all Beliebers. They tried to eat him and they made him a cake that was probably made with their own panty pudding.
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Submitted by Craigypants on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:57pm.
Is he Generation Y? I thought I was and I'm a decade older.
Hey VOB, how you doing? Sorry love, I skipped out earlier this morning as I had a she-mergency, and only just saw your post. Actually I was in A&E - long story - but I'm fine now. I didn't watch Parade's End. I might have an idea what "sandy boy" means, but I'll know for sure if I see it in a sentence?
What a tool.
Generation Y, doing us all proud.
Is there a fan over 20 years old? NO.
Oh boy, he's gonna be psycho/on hard drugs in no time.
Thumbnail #3 is hysterical and at the same time horrifying to look at, as it's a sad realization of how the cult of media whores has shown us that it's okay to lie on the floor, halfway between the gutter and talentless stars like Bieber.
#8 also does the trick, when you realize that the person wearing a black scarf is in fact an adult woman.
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@ Chinchilla
You're right. However, if he should bring her to the USA, there are 12 states of which California is one where the age of consent is 18.
He could be prosecuted for what is commanly known as statutory rape, sexual assault or sexual misconduct with a child.
I hope he knows.
That new guy he's going out with must have taken a lot of time to shave his legs.
He reminds me of Zack Morris, when he was the lead singer for the Zack Attack, frieendds foreverrrrr...
@what_do_I_know
age of consent in the UK and Canada is 16, in the US it ranges from 16 to 18 depending on the state so while he may be a lot of things a pedo ain't one of them.
Submitted by jaariel on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:56am.
My neighbors' last name is Wiggers.
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Really? My neighbors' is Shigger. Tough break.
His girlfriend is only 17.
Having sex with a minor is suposed to be illegal isn't it?
Beiber the pedophile.
There's your problem.
Trying to get into a bar with a 14 year-old Jaden Smith. That won't fly in England.
This trick is channeling Scary Spice, circa 1991
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Welcome to 'pulp friction'...
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@ Lucy..Have been truying to catch you. Did you watch the miniseries
Parade's End? What did you think... And I've been questing for a proper Brittish
Definition of a Sandy Boy. Thanks in advance.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
LUci are you up?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
If anyone is still up, and in need of a laugh I present Kim KarTRASHian in another revolting maternity outfit that's NOT maternity wear!!
perezhilton.com/perezitos/2013-02-28-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-baby-gender-confirmation-delayed
Yeah, yeah it's Perez (don't judge please) but these pics are *HORRENDOUS*!!!!
And I can't figure out why my links never turn blue, but it still works if you c/p it. Of course, everyone already knows this. Lol
Enjoy the laughs!
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whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
I guess he's now defying his management and going for his real preference when he chooses a girlfriend, which will cost him 99.99% of his fan base.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:12am.
Kevin Hart is on. Macklamore is the musical guest. Hey Wowlie
http://macklemore.com/
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Ah thanks VOB! The info was wrong on the tv but now it's fixed itself, and indeed, Kevin Hart is host. : )
UGH! And I just checked next week's info for SNL. Fucking Timberlame is hosting AND performing. Whatever. >: ^ U
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Of course you muthahumpas would respond hours later...lol
@KissingAss a directioner is a hardcore One Direction fan, they're currently engaged in a diplomatic war against Beliebers.....I have a 14year old cousin.
*pulls out Jonas Brothers t-shirt, dolls, notebooks, &bedding, and laughs at the fighting tweens*
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 4:20pm.
What is it with people thinking its ok to use the word "wigger"?
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I know. I feel the same way about peeps callin' me tigger! What up widat? Then, I get some cracker assed mother fuckers callin' me a Wiger...all like hey, Wiger, whazzup? No, I'm a TIGER, people. The fact that I'm white doesn't change that.
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That's because the world is only black or white. It's either or, for or against, pro or con. There's only one kind of tree, one kind of bird, one kind of fish, y'know? Who the fuck are you to try and complicate things by being complex, having layers? You're walking around the place with stripes for chrissakes.
Of all the nerve!!! ;-P
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Just stopped by to say that since I've lost weight my pants ended up like the beibers diaper pants this evening. Fabulous. I should stick to mom pants.
My neighbors' last name is Wiggers.
Kissing Ass.. As in One Direction. The Boy Band.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 4:20pm.
What is it with people thinking its ok to use the word "wigger"?
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I know. I feel the same way about peeps callin' me tigger! What up widat? Then, I get some cracker assed mother fuckers callin' me a Wiger...all like hey, Wiger, whazzup? No, I'm a TIGER, people. The fact that I'm white doesn't change that.
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You hang out with some ignorant motheras because everyone knows Tigger is orange and black.
OMG LYKE FUR REALZ. BEIBER IZ AN ANGEL FRUM HEABEN!! NE1 WHO DIZAGREES IZ JUST A H8tr OR A FAT DIRECTIONER! #BIEBER4LYFE
hahaha - WTF is a "directioner"
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Kevin Hart is on. Macklamore is the musical guest. Hey Wowlie
http://macklemore.com/
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Mani, IKR? But aren't a lot of hardcore fans of celebs (the ones who will actually set up tents outside of some award show or movie theatre just to catch a glimpse of their idol/s) unattractive?
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VOB, I just checked and it sys that it's Louis CK this week and Kevin Hart next week. I think it might be wrong though because I did understand that it was this week. And I don't want to see a rerun. : /
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Submitted by SFRBully on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by richardsimmons on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 6:51pm.
Just imagine how horrific the "accidentally" leaked sex tape will be...he probably keeps his stupid hat on when he's getting down and I imagine him trying to be tough saying things like "suck it, bitch"
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THIS motherfucker downloads Max Hardcore porn I BET YOU all of your glitter sneakers, Richard!
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Yes, we could see him admiring that nasty,old pedophile rapist!! I hope Max Hardcore is given his own "revenge fuck" with an XXXXL glitter dildo and it will be available to purchase.
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Kevin Hart is hosting SNL. Anyone watching tonight?
http://youtu.be/JxpeXA_-fHs
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by richardsimmons on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 6:51pm.
Just imagine how horrific the "accidentally" leaked sex tape will be...he probably keeps his stupid hat on when he's getting down and I imagine him trying to be tough saying things like "suck it, bitch"
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THIS motherfucker downloads Max Hardcore porn I BET YOU all of your glitter sneakers, Richard!
ihatethiskid. hate him. hatehatehatehim. what a douchebag asshole no talent asswipe.
uh oh uh oh no noo uh oh noo nooo..crazy and insane..
oh wait! thats not beyonce!
thats the 1 pound shop beyonce!
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 9:51pm.
LOL Wowl or LOWOWL! I kinda feel sorry for his fans...I mean just LOOK at them. They are hopelessly drawn to him for some reason only to get to see the top of his head running like a fool through a crowd. That CAKE!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Justin's probably more upset that the clown didn't make him a real neat balloon fishing pole with a fish balloon fish hanging off of it. Bieber should've just hired me. I would've charged less.
http://www.google.com/search?q=balloon+fishing+pole&hl=en&safe=off&clien...
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His girlfriend's eyes are cocked like a pistol.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
That girl in the red jacket looks like she might be a stunner from far away but once I clicked onnthe thumb, she was blah looking.
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This whole post was just a giant BWAHAHA! MK! OMG. XD
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This is cruel but his fans have unfortunate looks. Also, the girlfriend in the red jacket look like her feet didn't get tanned.
Nice to see the 'Beat It' Jacket is still makin its rounds! >.<
Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:22pm.
His piece (mad myself laugh, hah) looks like Scary Spice Junior.
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ruhh rooohhh... hopefully she dont pull a scary spice with the needle in the condom.
ohlalalala that muscle bodyguard in the purple....
love love love love love thumbail 3!!! i love how her heels have fallen off! glamour glamour.
anyway looks like white canadian gangster biebs has signed another contract with a beard to keep him looking manly?
bieber's new piece looks wasted
Submitted by Tatiana on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 4:51pm.
Quoting someone like Christina Aguilera or J.Lo as saying "I went round to the shops and bought a nice frock!",
Hahahahaa! Right? "I got bloody aggro because they didn't have a jumper in my size, ya wanker!"
To Red Leather Bitch:
You are doing it wrong!
---Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown as dictated to modelspiceboi
What a whiny little brat. You can simply throw yourself another party another day BFD.
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@Carefreea, that's interesting because I didn't know if it would be obvious or not. Actually I read my post back and realized I sound rather bitchy and anti-British which wasn't how I meant to sound so I hope it wasn't offensive. It's really more the idea that some dumb ass like Katy Perry is made to sound posh that gets me, because you know she really said something along the lines of, "Um so like I got this like really cool dress and some shit, whatever".
Also I guess it's hard to tell since all the pics are on the sidewalk but Bieber's party doesn't look particularly circus-themed to me.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 6:59pm.
LOL @ Tigerlilly.
I've also heard "chigger".
If black people can say "niggah", using the same logic, whites can call LezBeaver a "wiggah". Right? Or we have to come up with a new name for little white kids who want to co-opt black street culture.
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I'm sorry, but 'chigger' is too ADORABLE for words...Aw, can you imagine da widdle chigger in his rapper gear? OMG! Too Cute!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
His musIc sucks-who likes him besides Tweens and creepy moms that have obsession with the high pitched corny beebs ?