No Ring, No Bra, No Problems!
Serving up some hillbilly Pebbles Flinstone glamour, Brit Brit Spears celebrated being off the leash by driving herself in a car to lunch at the Mondrian Hotel in Beverly Hills over the weekend. Yeah, so that's why the streets of Beverly Hills were closed and lined with mattresses. It's because Brit Brit was back behind the wheel of a car and I don't think that car had passenger side brake pedals in it.
If you replaced Brit Brit's straw broom weave with a pink wig, her pashmina with a greasy, unwashed Yorkie and her bodyguard with a mute Latina assistant, these pictures would be straight out of 2007. And Brit Brit's chest dumpling knows it, which is why it's trying to slowly exit stage right.
And those boots are making my eyes dry heave, but it could be worse. Brit Brit could be wearing UGGs or heeled CROCs with socks, so I'll give her that.
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at least she is comfortable without the bra and she's got enought money to lift them when they get saggy - so...you go Brit-Brit!! Spend that money gurl!
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Uh oh, Ya'll! Strap on your seat belts this already looks dangerously similar to the great meltdown of 2007. Lohan and Hilton better get on the stick if they hope to make any headlines this year. Shit's about to get REAL.
I'm pretty sure those qualify as Emerson breasts.
As in.... Emerson big tiddies there.
OMGLOLZZZ :p
Brit totally is sporting king size Snickers Neck ya'll!!
Brit is by no means fat, but I think what makes her look chunky is her neck. I just realized this. I was like, "OHHH!"
I read something recently (can't remember where)that seemed to indicate mental health problems starting when she was very young and that getting her involved in the entertainment business gave her structure. The two close together pregnancies with their hormones and the drug use can really inflame an underlying mental illness. I don't think retirement in the sense of free time is such a good idea for her. I think the problem is she doesn't know how to do anything outside the entertainment industry. Maybe a Vegas gig would be good for her.
Awww, sheeit. Here we go AGAIN! Ratty hair, saggy titties and DRIVING!!!!!! Crazy train is rolling.
You know how, when you're drunk, how you act when you try to pretend you're not? That's the way Brit looks, here. Although, maybe that's partly the result of trying to walk in those silly/gross shoes/boots.
I'm rootin' for her. But she's got a whole crowd of hangers-on (including her entire family) who live very well thanks to her so no way are they going to let her retire from the limelight.
hahahahahah- I do that too- when I see ESE or UVY on a license plate!!
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PSL... The other day I saw a stretch SUV with the logo PSL on the rear window. I think it stood for Premiere Service Limousine....But I couldn't help but laugh and think of you and your limo avi. (That is a limo, yes?)
Anyway, I can't figure out where these Brit Brit pics were taken. The Mondrian is not in Bev Hills. It is in West Hollywood on Sunset and that ain't Sunset Blvd in the background. Sorry to be so picky, but its stumping me as to where they are.
OK, carry on and pay no attention to the "lame" one behind the curtain.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Deb, I agree! G-d forbid she have more children. Those poor boys have been through enough. No one else needs to suffer.
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Oh, PSL, I still loves ya...I was a bit oversensitive maybe. COMMINGBACK is fun in small doses.
I will say that peeps memory have gotten faded from the pink wig days.
Yes, she's not smart enough to be a grifter like Lohan. But she wasn't this sweet, innocent lamb, who was just a sweet little victim.
She put her children in a lot of danger with her bad decision making. Sam Lutfi could have killed her. She was driving them around whackadoodled. She stole clothing from a magazine shoot.
Lastly, she is notorious to be a cheap and demanding with people who waited on her, did her nails or hair, etc.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I usually appreciate young starlets being sans bra, but with shitney's floppy titty bags with downward turned nipples, I encourage her to wear bras ALWAYS...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
She looks great imo. Nice, toned body.
P.S She really hates bras, doesn't she?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Well, then it's good to know you're not skipping the most important meal of the day!
^_^
I had Oatmeal Squares. :)
She still has the conservator- her Dad.
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Damn double post.
Anyway, I don't know how long she can hold the facade of stability that a conservator provided.
...and I don't really mean that "someone SHIT in your Cheerios," but I am alluding to the fact that this really is an arbitrary dispute to have on a public forum, dear.
Damn, who shit in your cheerios today?
you don't need to make me "comfy", nor did I try to "declare this post to be mine."
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 5:08pm.
Submitted by ikoihiI on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 5:02pm.
....and there we go.
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Yeah, I saw what you wrote earlier about hating the comingback posts, but I didn't really care, and I figured you'd have to respond to it in some way. I considered deleting it, but decided I didn't care enough to make you comfy on a post that's not been declared yours.
Skip over it if you don't like it; I didn't insult or hurt anyone.
Submitted by ikoihiI on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 5:02pm.
....and there we go.
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Looks like Britney's about to give us a show that's not lip synched.
WIG TAX AND TOILET BATS ARE COMING BACK! SOCK SLOTS, BLOOD CLOTS AND BOX HOPS FOR U BITCHES! LOLOL
I loved comingback. Take her shit over the racist bullshit other posters spew any day. Boot moves will always be in my vocabulary .
She needs someone smart on her team that can help her get her money in her own control and then tell Daddy to fuck off back to his job cleaning chicken shit at the Perdue factory.
If I had millions from putting on a decent, albeit auto-tuned, lip-synced, choreographed show, and had fallen prey to the users/abuser in my life, I'd take my 150 million for my 15 minutes of fame, give them the finger and be gone with the wind.
Deb, it's just old. Soooorry back at ya. I hope you still love me, my internet Mom. I still love you, even if you like toilet bats.
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Remember when?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYnLl8IQ34A
I think she looks good here
Comedy gold, MK. Those descriptions of her appearance....it is a rewind to her pre-court slave days. Please, don't bring in another ringer to give her matrimony. Shouldn't she have a driver?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Parablesower on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 1:47pm.
Toilet bats indeed! I think Daddy Spears is going to put her on lock down in her mansion with some cheesy grits until a new "boyfriend" can be arranged. I do feel bad for her. She always has seemed like a nice, but lost person. God only knows what she endured as a part of the Disney system.
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Agreed. Even when she was clearly off the rails, she never really came off as nasty or entitled. When she smashed that car with the umbrella, she was in the middle of a breakdown. Then there's Lindsay who's slapping people left and right. She's like a lost child who doesn't have a mean side.
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Funnily enough, Christina Aguilera said Britney seemed lost to her in 2002-2003 and people pilloried her for it. Seems she was right.
She looks a lot like Kim from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 1:55pm.
Mike - OMG! Everyday was like Christmas. Remember the pumpkin mobile?
That was truly the Golden Age of Dlisted.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 2:05pm.
i have a feeling you just saved MK and some others the trouble of having to write christmas gift lists later this year...
that thing is hilarious!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 1:40pm.
The one thing I hate about Britney posts is some people always have to start typing like that "comingback" idiot. LET IT GO, people. It wasn't that funny the first time.
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Well, soooooooooooorry, PSL. Just trying to have some fun.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mental illness is a bitch. I hope she is seeing a good doctor and taking her meds.
Think of how many years she had a deep tan when she was in her teens and twenties. It was part of her look. That's what aged her -- all the tanning.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Louise - I wouldn't be surprised if she shaved a few yrs off. Plus, she's gaunt, so that's going to age her. Her age may be as honest as her totally natural big boobs :).
Hekki- I never got a gay vibe from Jason, either. Considering that the source is Omarosa...meh. I felt bad for him in the fact that he wasn't sure what he wanted to do with his life & felt swept up in the Skinnygirl Empire/image. I was never sure about how legit her neurosis/neediness is 'cause at a certain point, aren't they manufacturing drama for TV ratings?
I'll never forget a quote of Nick Lachey in a post-Jessica breakup interview and he said that they (and I got the impression, more Jessica) started to feel as though they were characters instead of themselves and the lines were blurred. To the point where when they were arguing privately, they were playing a character & it def affected their marriage. Long story short - reality tv is not good for marriages! And now Bethenny & Jason have Bravo marathons dedicated to the disintegration of their marriage. :(
Submitted by Parablesower on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 1:47pm.
Toilet bats indeed! I think Daddy Spears is going to put her on lock down in her mansion with some cheesy grits until a new "boyfriend" can be arranged. I do feel bad for her. She always has seemed like a nice, but lost person. God only knows what she endured as a part of the Disney system.
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Agreed. Even when she was clearly off the rails, she never really came off as nasty or entitled. When she smashed that car with the umbrella, she was in the middle of a breakdown. Then there's Lindsay who's slapping people left and right. She's like a lost child who doesn't have a mean side.
@ Glambert
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Miz, I always thought she and Jason were using each other. She wanted to "have it all" and she raised his profile. Not sure what to make of the gay rumors surrounding him, but he seemed like an amiable guy, from what I saw on RHoNY.
No idea how he put up with her. She's way too neurotic and needy.
GTL- What is it about the super cold that makes us want to comfort eat? Over the weekend I bought this awesome pencil skirt for a conference next month and it hides NOTHING. So why was I stuffing my face with cheesy toast this morning??? I'm going to blame the cold.
Glambert- OMG That is even worse! Weather like this makes me question why we live in the upper midwest.
PSL - I miss 2007. LOLOLOLOL.
Yeah, where is Cousin Ali. Where is her Greatest Hits Album?
M.E., the pumpkin mobile was awesome. And the trifecta of STDs when she went around with Paris and Blowhan. Where is cousin Ali these days?
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Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 1:41pm
OT: it's colder than a witches tit out here!!!
Here too - a whopping high of 19 degrees today.
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Here it's -6 with a wind chill of -24.
Tomorrow in the twin cities we will warm up to a high temp of 0 degrees.
@louisey peasy
Girl! temps shouldn't come in single digits or negatives! Gonna hit up Trader Joes for some grub, was gonna go to Mariano's but their bakery section always does me in...especially on a day like today!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
No bra? No conservator "fiancé?" Car keys in hand?
Cue "Freedom" by George Michael! Go, Brit Brit!
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*
Mike - OMG! Everyday was like Christmas. Remember the pumpkin mobile?
Submitted by mitchyul on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 1:50pm.
Who is that hot bodygaurd, now thats something we all want to know.
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He's cute in a derp face type way.