JLo Does Have One Regret: Posing For This Cover
JLo and JLo's team agreed to give People an exclusive interview, because People's the only one who asked and because they thought her cover would take a little shine away from Mimi's debut on American Idol. But Team JLo's sneaky smiles quickly turned to clenched frowns when they saw the cover. They think the picture makes JLo look like a wretched old hag with hay for hair ("In other words, dahling, her true self?" - Mimi).
JLo's team compared her to Betsey Johnson, which I guess is supposed to be a bad thing? The source tells Page Six that they all think the cover makes her look "old and haggard" and that they called up People to complain about the picture. But Benny Medina tells Page Six that Lance Armstrong must be their source, because it's all a lie. Benny said, "Look at the pictures and read the story! We worked closely with the editors of People and we are very pleased with cover photo and the results all around.”
JLo's team might think this is the worst picture of her ever taken, but I think this is the best picture of her ever taken. JLo's facial expressions usually say "SEXY! SEXY! SEXY!" or ultra bitch, so this is a softer side of her. She almost looks sweet.
She looks like a hyperactive dog who is really happy to see you. When I first saw this cover, I dropped my briefcase and patted my knees while saying, "Come here, JLo! Come here! Come give daddy a kiss! Who's the most beautiful girl in the world? You are, JLo! You are! Now come here, girl!"
I even think JLo missed the Wee-Wee Pad a little, but I don't care. How can I be mad at such an adorable girl?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 10:04am.
i see jane seymour.
Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 6:07pm.
She's aging well for a Puerto Rican. Usually they're dead from stabbings by her age.
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My entire family dying from old age around 90-100 for generations proves your ignorance about Puerto Ricans (excluding my father who just recently passed from kidney failure).
But you keep believing you know it all dear.
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What are they talking about "old and haggard"? Now, the having no regrets part, that's what's far-fetched, lol
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She's aging well for a Puerto Rican. Usually they're dead from stabbings by her age.
I love me some Dlisted bitches...........you da best!
tojo, you better watch your back 'cause I'm gonna git you sucka. I CLICKED ON THAT LINK!!! No bleach in the house for mah eyes. (OK, I looked at her other pics as well...I'm a sick individual).
Learned a lot here today: Sybian, GetFriday, and AskSunday. Dlisted keepin' this beotch informed!
LOATHE GayHo with quite a passion actually. I just want to punch her in the veneers....POW!
With all the absolutely HORRIBLE shit that happens to every day people (e.g., murders, car wrecks, cancer) WHY not people like her? Does satan protect her? I don't get it Shrek.
Nah, I bash many 'celebs'. She's just the one I despise the most.
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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:24pm.
"You can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig. I saw this at the supermarket today, and had no idea it was JHO bag. This is the most clothing she has worn in years. She's a used up old has been, on her way to obscurity! Yahoo, so sick of this no talent classless bitch."
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Did u join this site just to bash J.Lo?
I love Betsy Johnson she's a fashion genius. No way this fake fat ass jHo can even wish to be compared to Ms. B. J.
"DuFrane party of two. DuFrane party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFranes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Look closely. The headline "I have no regrets" has a * with a footnote "except this cover". LOL. I agree that cover makes her look old and haggard.
Her last People cover, she was declared "The Most Beautiful Woman In The World"...sorry Miss Universe...so the irony of this haggis ass cover is not lost on me. :-D
And who exactly is that supposed to be on the cover? It ain't Jlo.
cant stand her, but i'd be pissed off if this was the pic they used. it's fucked up awful.
ben affleck mentioned in his golden globes speech that someone had his back no matter what he was going through, and he rolled his eyes. you think he was talking about bennifer? i do. remember that shit? if i was him, id be so damn embarrassed about that. hell i have second hand embarrassment for him right now. argo made me a fan of his and i dont know what the fuck he was thinking in those days.
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When I first saw it I thought she had contracted autism
Did Helen Freakin Keller put this bitches' lipstick on? And the HAIR, it's as bored and lifeless as Casper the Duck. Serves this ho right, she looks like shit.
Doesn't even look like her.
aaaaaaaand what exactly is so wrong with looking like BJ????? hmmmmmm???
lol
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:11pm.
She looks like Jane Seymour in that picture.
Yes!
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
She should have let me know. My horse would have eaten that hair off her head in less than a minute. Then she could pull a Charize.
Problem solved
She looks like she is playing leap frog. I swear this bitch hasn't gotten over Affluck and was burning at the Globes when she saw Mrs. Affluck.
What's with the preppy look? Is she hoping to win back Afflecktion?
Hmm, those no-holds barred topics? Well, I can answer them:
Men: "I need one at all times. I'm like Bella Swan, except I occasionally do something."
Marriage: "I hope to top Elizabeth Taylor by the time I die."
Raising Kids: "It's for poor people."
Scientology: "I'm totally a member of the cult. I'm just not stupid enough (unlike Tammy and Revolta) to admit it."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Is she wearing mom jeans and a sweater she knitted? JBlow looks like she's going to go home and make cocoa with her kitties. Best pic ever!
Oh! I just had a brainstorm! Can someone set J Lo up with Tom Cruise? Please please oh please? They could be like the Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip of Scientology--though Tom would get into a fight with her over the crown of course.
The thing thats aging her the most in this pic is the hair. That hair looks crimped. Crimping irons went out of style around the same time Reagan went back home to Cali.
"You can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig. I saw this at the supermarket today, and had no idea it was JHO bag. This is the most clothing she has worn in years. She's a used up old has been, on her way to obscurity! Yahoo, so sick of this no talent classless bitch."
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Did u join this site just to bash J.Lo?
she's trying to look cute and lovable because everybody knows she is a raging bitch irl
Looks like a 45 year old divorced mother of two.
I thought she was Nicole Ritchie. And what the hell is with the soccer mom outfit.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Maybe they had a fan blowing on her hair. I don't like it.
Jersey Strong
Why does she looks like she's ready to doggie style the camera?
She looks like a dehydrated Kate Hudson.
You can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig. I saw this at the supermarket today, and had no idea it was JHO bag. This is the most clothing she has worn in years. She's a used up old has been, on her way to obscurity! Yahoo, so sick of this no talent classless bitch.
She Stinks!
O..M..G. If Scientology is something you're gonna discuss for a mag, your life must not be that interesting.
Looking at this cover reminds me why I do not buy this magazine.
They need to shut it down because being compared to Betsy Johnson is like being compared to the Queen. and I'm not even talking qween on the scene.
She does look likeBetsey Johnson in the photo! If she's upset, it should be over the hair and how it's going to fuck with her endorsements. Isn't she the face or hair for Pantene or some shit? Not that I buy that shampoo, but her hair isn't exactly a ringing endorsement of health and wanting to emulate her. THAT's what I would be pissed about - that someone may put 2 & 2 together and not buy Pantene, resulting in Pantene firing me. But that's just me....:).
Agree on the "no regrets" sentiments.
Sarah Smile
Only a certain kind of pretty can pull off preppy. J. Lo ain't it. I actually laughed when I saw this cover in CVS today. So nice to feel validated by my Dlisted comrades.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 2:56pm.
Having no regrets is how people think when they don't give a shit about anyone else. See L. Armstrong.
Firmly agree. Add to that the people who "don't care what anyone else thinks" - inconsiderate shits who are always the first to cause problems for everyone else.
Horrible pic. Why did she pose like that?
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
That cover looks like it says: "The truth behind Brittany's breakup: Prescription Drugs"
Who didn't know that?
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
this needs a "Harpo, Who Dis Woman?" tag.
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God don't like ugly.
It looks like she was going for the "Teen sensation is full of life and enjoying being at the top" type of photo, but at her age it obviously wasn't going to work.
IV very messed up re the kids.
But the THETANS! now that was FUNNEH! LOL
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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Jhos dad is the sciento
Good God! "men ,marriage, Scientology,and plastic surgery" Cant these trite,boring topics be banned from damn magazines? this bitch know anything besides those things? shit!
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snowpea: I felt bad for that teenager in that family who had to put the 8YO to bed every night who was crying for her mother. I mean, total cult tactics, separate everyone from their loved ones.
IV yes, i watched it too.
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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Did anyone see the Paul Haggis interview on Rock Center last night? The second part is tonight. I also have the book by Lawrence Wright loaded up on my Kindle. It promises to be an enlightening read. Haggis was pretty open about how stupid he felt being taken in, and also that when he got to a certain level of rank, or whateverthefucktheycallit, they let him have access to handwritten material from LRH that talked about the thetan thing and outer space creatures in your body and that crap, and he was like, WTF???
Louise -- having worked in the legal field, I saw lots of people treated like crap. When I stood up to one twit of a boss, he tried to get me fired. Luckily they knew he was an ass and disregarded his attempts. I don't understand people who don't stand up for themselves and allow that sort of treatment. I'd tell Jello to stick that coffee stirrer up her fat ass!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:56pm.
I'm on the left coast and my issues arrive here late. So I'm always like 4-5 days behind NY.
It was more an article about brave new uses for the Internet and what sort of quasi-employed folks serve as Net PAs. Did you know there's an army of moms out there (in addition to your own) who will do your laundry, but for a modest fee?
Bitch is not fit to hold Betsey Johnson's sewing shears!!! Puta!!