Sorry, Brit
It's a shitty way to start the day when I have to wake up and say sowwwwyyy to Britney Spears and all of you that I misled yesterday before I've even had my first cup of Bailey's sprinkled with coffee. The Smoking Gun said the story of Britney hopping on BIL peen and wallet jacking is FULL OF LIES. Sad face. I was so hoping to get a head shaving and a bloody crotch shot or at least an impromptu skinny dip off Pacific Coast Highway on her latest run. In my defense, it was on Radar so I just knew it had to be some actual factual stuff. Okay, that defense sucked so I don't think I'll be signing up for law school anytime soon.
So apparently some sick fuck named Jonathan Lee Riches, who was has been on federal probation since April for conspiracy and wire fraud, not only filed the fake complaint against BritBrit but is also at the bottom of the "Justin Beiber stoled my credit card to get a penis" and various other phony lawsuits against celebrities. I might still laugh and tip my hat to his Punk'd game, but this piece of trash drove to CT and pretended to be the uncle of the Sandy Hook shooter at one of the funerals to get his face splashed all over the news and there is nothing funny about that shit. At least he's back in cuffs and you know some of his old inmates that he conned are sharpening their shanks at the news.
Although he is a lying liarface who tells lies, I'm pretty sure that the part in his Britney filing about his small penis is 100% FACT.
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He attempted to pass himself as the MURDERER's UNCLE, not a murdered child's uncle. He's a sick fuck either way.
Since when do wigs show roots? That wig is awful. Even the fringe is cut wonky.
She looks horrible. After all the crazy shit she has done I am sure she did steal the credit card out of the wallet. Her Daddy and her hubby to be need to tell her to quit making goofy faces for the camera.
Britney popped so much X back in the day she is still recovering from the face locks...
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Faith means not wanting to know what is true." — Friedrich Nietzsche
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
as for RADAR, I'm not surprised that they share a parent company with the National Enquirer. They may not be as outrageous, but they don't bother to dig much out. I've read a few stories which were inaccurate or where they fill in the blank. I'm not surprised they added that blank by ''a source'' too, to make the story sound legit.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Brittany looks like He-man in drag. Also, I kind of figured this story was bullshit, anything is possible with her, but she could but and sell KFat's fat overfed ass, I highly doubt she'd need to steal from his brother. Also, as some people have wondered, why throw your cockmeat under the bus like that?
Also, she is from Kentwood, LA, she wouldn't be considered an ignorant redneck or a hillbilly...she's what we call a cooyan. Get it right!
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Submitted by NotJelly on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:01pm.
@Sweetas I accept your apology.
I'm pretty sure that I was the only one who noted that the suit was a bogus Jonathan Lee Riches stunt.
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yeah, in my initial comment comment I said, if this is true......it just sounded too trashtastic!
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
from the link in the previous post,
"Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."
- "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
Thanks, after going off on the Lohan post, I needed this.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:36pm.
Britney is basically Honey Boo Boo of the future (cleaned up and with a speech therapist).
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A speech therapist who got their degree from a West Virginia correspondence school!
It was such a beautifully crafted tale that I choose to believe it still. Like all good fiction, it might have happened that way.
The feds are likely to hold Riches in contempt (or something) for filing the fake suits. Not to mention jailing him for the probation violations. I guess C-Fed also could sue for libel--unless he really does have a small wiener.
I wish this poor girl would buy a beautiful home somewhere and retire. I feel sorry for her, even though she looks so much better than she did during her meltdown. I hope the meds are working and she's happy, at the very least.
@Snowball. I'm probably on the same meds as you and Britney. I think that's why I feel kinda protective of her.
her and demi are both crazy and look much older than they are
Demi is cray cray. I cant believe all that. She got dogged hard.
Look at this pic of Brit. Then scroll down and look at BloHan. Same expression. Britney will look like BloHan in a few years if she isn't careful and it should be noted that Blo is 5 or 6 years YOUNGER than Britney.
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@Sweetas I accept your apology.
I'm pretty sure that I was the only one who noted that the suit was a bogus Jonathan Lee Riches stunt. I also accept your defense since I did sign up for law school and actually went. Two states even allow me to practice law! (FYI, classes in "Ha, I told you so" and "How to lose humility" are required to graduate from law school.)
She really did peak at 17 up until about 23.
I'd say I told you so, but that's unattractive. But I told you so. :P
I feel bad for her. I'm probably on some of the same shit she is and yeah, it ages you. Half of the time I can't sleep more than 4 hours at a time unless I take something, my skin and hair is dry, I'm anemic which has made my hair thin along with other side effects from that - and I've been on this stuff for a long time.
Whether or not she looks like shit, she at least seems to be in some control of herself again and I'd rather see her with that than the way she was. I can't help but still feel like she gets treated like shit by nearly everyone close to her.
What the fuck is wrong with her face??? She looks waaaay different now.
I also think she might be wearing a wig. She's way too young to have those deep lines around her mouth. You can tell her skin is horrible underneath 6 inches of make up.
She either was into some way harder stuff then they've admitted (meth) or the psych drugs are aging her quickly.
I thought it was her mom in a wig - she done look ooold. That liner 'round her entire eye is ageing and also typical of Lynn Spears. Ugh.
dubble trubble
Shitney looks waaaaay older than 31.
that's NOT Suzanne Somers?
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God don't like ugly.
y'all I been dumpster pootin y'all..dang don't call the doctor er nuthin dang
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
THAT HAIR. I am confused and afraid. Did she fall asleep while babysitting a slow child who got bored and went after her with safety scissors?
Re: the bogus lawsuit - I would not have been surprised at all if it had turned out to be legit. All that just seems like stuff those people would totally do.
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
She looks like shit for being in her early 30's.
Looks like gullible guest blogger got spanked this morn with a cese and desist.
She hasn't looked good in years....as everyone else has said, she is aging horribly.
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One thing I think you should know
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
Been down so long
I've been tossed around enough
Couldn't you just
Let me go down and do my stuff
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:18pm.
She can thank Papa puppetmaster for being such a shrewd business man. Where else can a mentally ill karaoke singer make that kind of dough?
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True! AND he makes Velveeta grits!
But I have to disagree about one thing. Britney is NOT fit to be a karaoke singer. That would involve SINGING.;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Britney is basically Honey Boo Boo of the future (cleaned up and with a speech therapist).
mentally ill karaoke singer LMAO!
Clearly I'm not seeing what you guys or the people at Celebitchy are (or aren't) because I love her bangs.
*slinks out of thread to root through Omaha Steaks shipment for shrimp*
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Whoever has been styling her needs to be fired stat. Those bangs, that long bleachy blonde fried hair and the makeup are an absolute disgrace.
She would look so much younger and better with darker shorter hair, no bangs, and less makeup (I wanna put a tinted moisturizer with SPF on her crazy face).
Submitted by ethang on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:22pm.
That's Brit? I thought it was Suzanne Somers.
ahahaha! you're right! Chrissy Snow. All she needs is a sideway ponytail.
That's Brit? I thought it was Suzanne Somers.
She's aging fast and horribly.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:14pm.
Ophelia's - Well, we all bust on her for being stupid. But she made MILLIONS making stupid faces and saying "Awesome!".
She can thank Papa puppetmaster for being such a shrewd business man. Where else can a mentally ill karaoke singer make that kind of dough?
Ophelia's - Well, we all bust on her for being stupid. But she made MILLIONS making stupid faces and saying "Awesome!".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It looks like she slept in the tanning bed that she had on her tour bus. Gurl looks rough.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:50pm.
Why does this hillbilly zombie ALWAYS make stupid faces for the camera?
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Ummmmm....excuse you, Doggie. She's a stupid swamp rat zombie. We ain't got no hills round these here parts! Louisiana, represent!!
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Well! LOL!
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:58pm.
I read (a rumor!) that Shitters is going to get axed from the X-Factor.
This be true Deb. Simon thought he had THE star to draw ratings but sadly she did not deliver. She has no personality and no brains to come up with anything other than "Amazing" or make those stoopid faces.
Not only Hohan has lost her looks I see... Sad.
aging badly...
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:50pm.
Why does this hillbilly zombie ALWAYS make stupid faces for the camera?
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Ummmmm....excuse you, Doggie. She's a stupid swamp rat zombie. We ain't got no hills round these here parts! Louisiana, represent!!
When a 31 yr old makes faces---they should not have wrinkles like this! What is with that!
Hmm Brit Brit looks like a regular 30 something..
She is aging horribly
Is she wearing a wig ? Her hair looks fake here. Crazy eyes too what a puss. Smh.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
I kinda knew KFed wouldn't let a family member publicly talk shit about his eternal meal ticket...er...mother of some of his children. He's played it just right so far and he ain't about to let anybody fuck it up now.
Dog, because she is a STUPID hillbilly zombie!
She should be pushing a cart around Kentwood's Wallyworld.
I read (a rumor!) that Shitters is going to get axed from the X-Factor.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Why does this hillbilly zombie ALWAYS make stupid faces for the camera?
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