Next Stop: Pink Wig
Just when you thought Britney Spears had gotten her shit together (said no one, ever), Kevin Federline's brother Christopher drops this little bombshell on her recent behavior. According to him, she not only stole his credit card, but she's a blackmailing SUCIA brother in law fucker to boot! Ah, the days of the pink wig and umbrella are not totally behind us. Nostalgia.
In this article from Radar Online, Christopher gives the juicy details to the Enquirer on why he had to file a restraining order against her ass on December 18th.
In the papers, Christopher says Britney recently “went to Kevin’s house to pick up Sean Preston and Jayden James, and [his] wallet was on Kevin’s coffee table when Britney opened it up and stole [his] Capital One credit card.”
Christopher claimed in court docs that when he followed up on the alleged theft -- which accounted to more than $4,500 in charges -- “Britney … laughed at me [and] told me my brother Kevin ruined her life. Britney made fun of me and told me I have a small penis.
So, let me get this straight. Gross, Britney has no taste in credit cards, hops on every available thing (pulse optional), and the best part: KFed's bro has a $4500 limit (you know she maxed that shit out) AND a small one. I don't know whether to feel sorry for him or point and laugh at his ass. Okay, I do know and so do you. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
Capital One...what's NOT in your wallet anymore?
EDIT: My dumb ass forgot to say that Christopher claims to be Sean Preston's father!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUN *Home Alone face* This shit just keeps getting better and better!
UPDATE: Aw man, this lawsuit is bogus. I guess we will all have to put our Crazy Britney shrines back into storage.
Thanks for the pic MK!
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Please be true, I love crazy Britney
For the love of God, don't anyone tell Chris Crocker
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Submitted by NotJelly on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:46pm.
That is a totally creepy story. The dolls? Holy flurkin schmitt.
This whole thread needs MOM STARE EYES. Sounds like BS to me but who knows, credit card info is stolen everyday.
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And, fuck errrbody on here hating on shitney! Fuck off and get a life ppl.. Gawd! Lol jk
Do they have jobs? How the bitch gonna steal from ppl shes pays automatically?? Fuck them! Its. Britney. Bitch!
Is he swamp trash? I thought SHE was swamp trash and he was California urban trash.
Also, if this guy is fake, then where is the real Chris Federline? I would think he would want to clear his name.
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 5:31am.
Unless the person doing the laughing has a droopy loose vagina. Then it's just the pitiful laughing at the pathetic.
*giggling*
How is it stealing? She pays K-Fed a hefty amount in child support and I'm sure that filters down to his scrounging brother, so, really, she's just taking her own money back. As if anyone would give the swamp-trash Federlines $4,500 worth of credit otherwise - even Capital One.
I really wanted this to be true and was eagerly awaiting Comingback to bring the madness.
And also, I leave my wallet and random moneyes on the coffee table (and in the hall, kitchen, etc) at my siblings' houses all the time. Nobody in our family steals (except for that one person who nobody invites around anymore) so why not.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:02am.
Unless the person doing the laughing has a droopy loose vagina. Then it's just the pitiful laughing at the pathetic.
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Jesus. Do Brit Shit's children have any normal family members?
Troll or no troll, laughing at small dicks is still a worthy cause.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Britney is worth 200 million dollars, yet this guy says she stole 4,500? 4,500? That is her coffee and gum money on any given Wednesday. Complete bullshit.
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the wallet was on the coffee table because he was passed out on the couch. But someone a few posts back has said this is all a trollolol now.
Never knew Brittney and Federline are really living crap coming out of Jerry Springer.
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This is FAKE. The guy who filed suit has is crazy. He has filed thousands of bogus lawsuits. I think his suits against Nostradamus and Che Guevara are the most interesting and the suit against Kim K and Kanye for being terrorists makes the most sense.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/jonathan-lee-riches-violated-6875...
"Since his release from prison in late-April, Riches has continued filing lawsuits, though he has used names other than his own, like “Gino Romano.” For example, posing as the father of actress Selena Gomez, Riches filed an October 2012 federal complaint accusing Justin Bieber of stealing his credit card and using it to pay for a “penis enlargement.”
News of the phony Bieber lawsuit came in an “Exclusive” story on the gossip site TMZ, which apparently was unaware that the complaint was concocted by Riches (whose Facebook page lists his occupation as a “Creative Writer” for TMZ).
Riches’s latest hoax victim is gossip site Radar Online, which today posted a front-page story reporting that Britney Spears was being sued in federal court by the brother of Kevin Federline, one of her ex-husbands and the father of her two boys.
Thank you for this thread Sweetas! And all the comments!! Just too funny. I'll put on a pink wig too while eating a bag of Cheetos. It's a whole lotta bad breeding going on here. Small dicks for everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Britney is so stupid,she probably actually did this. Remember when she went to Rite Aid to buy Christmas presents for her niece? YOU HAVE MORE MONEY THAN GOD, GIRL, AND YOU'RE SHOPPING AT RITE AID FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS??? If I were her family, I would've 5150'ed her right there, just for having fucking shitty taste.
I would not usually even comment on this kind of trash, but who would accuse someone of stealing your credit card, while admitting you have a small penis and might be the father of your brother's child?
WTF??
Mental illness sprinkled its sparkly bits over BOTH these families. Can't wait till the kids grow up and ask for their own pink wigs.
Sven, go peddle your trash at www.jackiecollins.com and you'll be right at home.
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So this loser is saying that he fucked his brother's wife knowing that she was suffering from severe mental problems and drug problems. Let's sign him up for Team Winning.
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sven, using someone's blog to peddle your book is tacky.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This fool should collaborate with Madonna's brother.
TEAM BRITBRIT! I'm cheering for her. If I were my (and the Federline) family's cash-cow and heavily medicated, at least I'd like to also squeeze some fun into my crazy life, like going on mini shopping sprees with stolen credit cards and telling nasty folks that their genitals are sub-standard.
Which Cheeto is Sean Preston? I get her baby grits confused.
Screw the pink wig! I want a Starbucks Frappacino!
Capital One bought ING and fucked it up big time. I switched to Ally.
Radar Online will print anything these days, huh?
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:58pm.
We also need umbrellas. And here you go, you can have my shoes. Now where my Cheetos?
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Jebus, you Dlisted whores are greedy!! What? I gotta make you sluts some Velveeta cheese grits and take you out shoppin' at Rite Aid for lipsticks too? Back fat Sally Mack. Tax Green Beans...and your little toilet bats too!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 9:07pm.
And I ask again: Why was his wallet lying around on the coffee table?
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Because there was too much drug paraphernalia on the bureau?
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And I ask again: Why was his wallet lying around on the coffee table?
If the people in my life were this rotten, I'd be pilled out too!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I hate britshit spears. The fact she'd blame Kfed for ruining her life and then take it out on his brother, makes me hate her even more.
You're a spaz. A has been. You were a Disney marketing product, not a raw talent. Get over it dumb bitch.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:58pm.
We also need umbrellas. And here you go, you can have my shoes. Now where my Cheetos?
I like Capital One because they gave me a card when no one else would during my unemployment days. Such nice, generous people.
PINK WIGS FOR EVERYONE!!!! You get a pink wig, and you get a pink wig...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This reminds me that I still owe on a Capital One credit card from college..."goes to check credit score*
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Oh and I saw in US magazine that supposedly she will most likely get the axe from Xfactor.
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Submitted by snowball on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:29pm.
Right. Because she needs to steal his lame ass credit card because she's so broke and is still obsessing over that pig Federline. Right.
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Being rich didn't stop her from kleptoing in the past.
Some people are just addicted to the act of stealing and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Shitney is one of those people.
I'm just crossing my fingers for this to be true!
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I don't doubt any of it, she has always had a screw loose. I miss the gas station boot scootin' days.
Who knows what's in Britney's past but this entire story is bogus. Some nutjob named Jonathan Lee Riches filed this suit under a false name. The whole thing has already been dismissed. Apparently, he files bogus lawsuits for fun. His best nom de pleume is Jonathan Jolie--Angelina's long lost cousin.
Well I believe every single word of this. She stole his credit card because she is not allowed to have her own. She probably bought a whole bunch of stupid shit that she would otherwise have to have approval for from her dad and her boyfriend who control her money. She banged the brother because she's a whore and that's how she knows about his little weiner. And he's not telling the public. It's in the court papers and the Enquirer uncovered it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
and Madonna had her first kid with her personal trainer, but I never heard this kind of trailer park shit from them.
I'm sorry but this is some "gone with the wind" FABULOUS, so I'm SOOOOOOOOO team Britney right now, I might don a pink wig. WATCHU SELFS, whores! Aint mobody play in a pink wig, Okaaaaay? A pink wig mean SHIT ABOUT TO GO DOWWWWWWWN. *fits tiger head with pink wig*.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
JLo, Madonna this is your future if you marry AND god forbid have children (adopted included) with your back up dancing boy toys.
I don't think they would. They're already both divorced with kids and just having a good time. Regardless it must be nice living large for the time being for them.
KFat's brother better watch his small dicked ass, before Papa Spear's has him eatin'velveeta grits too.
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Toiletbats greenbean cans and sock slots, not this shit again!
This story seems like BS but a restraining order would validate it.
Let's see the copy of the restraining order!!!
Big dummy! You're not supposed to publicly admit to having a small penis!