Putting The Ass In Christmass
Years from now, Gia Lopez's therapist will pull out this picture to remind her of the moment that put the first scar on her childhood and she'll slap herself in the face for not yanking a ho when she had the chance.
To sell his line of man chonies that look like lady chonies, Mario Lopez (aka forever AC Slater to me) made his new wife tweet a picture of him putting a star on top of their skinny ass Christmas tree. NO FATTIES in AC Slater's house! That goes for the Christmas trees too.
It's one thing to make your toddler daughter hold the stepladder for you, but it's another to make her do it while you're wearing panties that make your ass look extra hungry. It looks like it's going to chomp on anything in its way.
On December 26th, John Travolta will gladly do Gia Lopez a favor and hold that ladder while AC Slater takes the star down. Yes, John will wear a mistletoe hat and yes his tongue will go down AC Slater's chimney at one point or another. I think you might like it, AC Slater!
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My male roommate walks around our house in his boxer briefs, sometimes without a shirt. Once I ran downstairs to get a cup of coffee and I was wearing a tank top and boy-short underwear and he freaked out, saying I'm not allowed haha. Dude needs to grow the fuck up. If he can wear his underwear around the house, so can I. It's not much different than me wearing a bathing suit, which he had no problem with when we were at the beach.
I'm pretty unfazed by people walking around the house in their underwear. However, I wouldn't let someone take my photo and post it online.
"Gay little water babies ass..."
Bwahahaha!
So true. Not attractive....and actually quite gross. And even more so with his little daughter nearby.
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Dirty fuck. He just walks around in front of his little daughter with his bulge and ass crack like that??
Not right.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo:
And she is pretty ugly. Yeah, I'm a model.
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I thought she was ugly, also! At first, I thought I was just being a bitch since my Christmas season has really sucked ass so far. Glad to hear someone agrees with me!!!
My Dad walked around the house NAKED. It was absolutely horrifying. Every single time he did this, I just looked away. Uggh.
Still does it. STILL.
This reminds me of when I was little and accidentally saw my father's grotesque hip mole that had a hair growing out of it. Scarred me for life!
His poor daughter. Scarred for life.
He looks like he is in the Walsh living room from 90210 haha.
OH SHIT, I am laughing to the point of tears at these comments!! I, too, saw my Mexican Dad walk around in white Hanes chones, but thankfully he now wears things called sweatpants (at least when I visit).
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
There is a huge difference between your dad walking around the house in tighty whities and this arrogant little fuckface posting his gay little water babies ass in bikini bottoms decorating a christmas tree on twitter. No straight woman on Earth is attracted to this. Fact.
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Humams_of_Earth.. Thanks for reporting this.. It cracked me up. ;D
"For all who've asked me my opinion about Mario Lopez trimming his Xmas tree pants-less: WE ALL DEAL WITH DAVE BRUBECK'S DEATH DIFFERENTLY."
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
My dad walks around in his tighty whiteys and we are not Mexican. One day he walked outside in his briefs.
Both of my parents and now my elderly aunt live with me, I am no longer shocked by peopkewho walk around half naked and don't give half a fuck about it.
I'm glad to know I'm not the only little mexican girl to have seem her mexican dad in briefs. i'm sure mario saw his dad in a simliar getup. reason #129058357333 i'm traumatized and married a Muslim. A) no drinking at kids birthday parties B) MODESTY C) MODESTY D) MODESTY
That's definitely a beaner-style dining chair.
He is tacky (I would hit it and make it hurt) but I'm not getting the shade thrown at him for wearing briefs in front of his kid. How is this any different than a dad wearing a speedo or a mom a bikini at the beach with their kids?
Submitted by bridgjones on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 5:27pm.
Would never buy my husband man panties that ride up into his ass. Just wouldn't
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Cosign on that. Especially when you do the laundry.
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I saw that he voiced a dog on some horrible Lifetime or Hallmark xmas movie that was on the other night. What a catch. I don't understand how this guy stays relevant.
If my guy had an ass like that, I'd buy him those undies for Christmas, his bday, Easter and 4th of July. But i can see why for a regular guy they might be a nono. As for his kid, she's young, so meh. I have friends with pictures with dad in his undies. They're always in the hallway frames and I think they're cute. One of my best friends is eastern European, and her 21 year old sis once walked into the living room panty less while the whole family was talking to me. no one batted an eye. It was hilarious. depends on the family whether it's weird or not.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Nope. Not a gay thing about him.
He does look rather cross-dresser-ish ! cross-dresser-esque?
"Nice panties. *gulp* THAT IS A SEVERE BEHAVIORAL DISORDER!" ~ Chet
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
LMAO! One of my most favorite movies!
'For God sakes! Would you cover yourself!'
Submitted by suckitpigs on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 5:29pm.
Dude that's just nast. I dunno boxers are fine because you can't really see shit. They're just shorts! but wearing chonies that reveal your package for your kids to see and have ingranined in their brains for the rest of their lives is just horrendous.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Dude that's just nast. I dunno boxers are fine because you can't really see shit. They're just shorts! but wearing chonies that reveal your package for your kids to see and have ingranined in their brains for the rest of their lives is just horrendous.
Would never buy my husband man panties that ride up into his ass. Just wouldn't. It's not a good advert for his line of undies.
slater gives me "imma a creep & jerkoff" vibes.
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i actually have no problem with that. he's in his briefs, so what. he's at home.
Grown ass man walking around little kids wearing panties? C'mon man!!
Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:03pm.
Not really weird to me. The hubbs and the monkey walk around in their underoos in the house. They feel "uncomfortable" otherwise.
I was hungover the otherday and caught a part of his reality show with his wife 'Mazza' as he kept refering to her, i thought it was her first name but her first name is courtney. I don't know why i found that odd. And she is pretty ugly. Yeah, I'm a model.
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I think it was her maiden last name or something, and he said "Courtney" didn't sound ethnic enough for him or whatever...so he started referring to her by her last name..
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 3:49pm.
This reminds me, it's time to sing the 12 Days of Dlisted!
On the 12th day of Christmas, Michael K gave to me....
12 Demis dancing,
11 chi-chis bouncing,
10 Falcors tweeting,
9 Swifts a-stalking,
8 Browns a-punching,
7 Travoltas trolling, (for dudes)
6 Suri side-eyes,
5 Tater Heads!!!
4 titty balls,
3 crack rocks,
2 CoCo butts,
AND a Blohan in the po-keyyyyyyy!
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Excellent, SANS!
How about a few panty puddings in it too? hehe
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:08pm.
That looks more like Salma in the legs and the face (Salma got everything, that slut!):
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ONUJNtCRm38/SZRrO-gvnDI/AAAAAAAABkA/x1HBtb8fzp...
Here's another one of Jlo:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uursXOr81qiz3a6.jpg
And I really like her in this one:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v4VHLfcX1Dg/TBakCWofGBI/AAAAAAAAFCI/qrcAJ6HDox...
Okay, and that's my butt treatise for the day.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
What a fucking tool.
If my husband asked me to take a picture of him like that, I'd laugh my ass off. But that might have more to do with the fact that his balls hang a bit lower than the Latino Ken Doll's do.
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I went to a friend's house in secondary school, and her dad bounded down the stairs to greet us, dripping wet and wearing nowt but a towel. And my mother still leaves the door open when she uses the bathroom. So the underwear isn't all that shocking. Putting it on the internet, however, is.
Mario's ass isn't as pert as I thought it would be...-Disappointed face-
Maybe they took it when they took away his jheri curled mullet and acid washed jeans with the pleats after Saved By The Bell was a wrap! Ooh Slater, you were my favorite...
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 3:31pm.
What a beautifully written tribute to a beautiful life. You should write eulogies for a living, my friend ;)
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:03pm.
And she is pretty ugly. Yeah, I'm a model.
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HA!!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 3:49pm.
This reminds me, it's time to sing the 12 Days of Dlisted!
On the 12th day of Christmas, Michael K gave to me....
12 Demis dancing,
11 chi-chis bouncing,
10 Falcors tweeting,
9 Swifts a-stalking,
8 Browns a-punching,
7 Travoltas trolling, (for dudes)
6 Suri side-eyes,
5 Tater Heads!!!
4 titty balls,
3 crack rocks,
2 CoCo butts,
AND a Blohan in the po-keyyyyyyy!
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HAHAHAHAHA! Solid all the way through.
Sorry Marietta, you can try to out-ass J.Lo all you want, but neither of you can compete with Luscious Lopez.
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HELL.TO.THE.NO.
This bitch makes me want to stab myself, come back to life, and stab everyone else.
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My dad would do shit like this! God bless his fat hairy ass.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thanks, horz. the things you think of when you're bored at work...
@Doll Parts, "SANS FARDS" is a reference to this MK post from 2009:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31608
"fards" = French for "makeup". But I always thought that post was hilarious!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I didn't know they even made those damn things anymore... boxer briefs or nothin motherfucker!!
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
For real?! This doesn't bother me in the least, I think it's adorable! Obviously they just had the kid pose there for a second to snap the picture - it's not like they were actually entrusting her to hold the ladder up for an hour, it's just a goof for the pic! And my dad used to walk around in his tighty whities in his own home to watch his stories or whenever the hell he felt like it, and none of us gave a shit.
Disclaimer: I've never seen any of the shows he does, so there is a possibility I'm having a nicer opinion because I haven't witnessed/been annoyed by his asshat behavior/personality firsthand.
Not really weird to me. The hubbs and the monkey walk around in their underoos in the house. They feel "uncomfortable" otherwise.
I was hungover the otherday and caught a part of his reality show with his wife 'Mazza' as he kept refering to her, i thought it was her first name but her first name is courtney. I don't know why i found that odd. And she is pretty ugly. Yeah, I'm a model.
Miss Jane T - Me too. In addition to seeming so fake, there's something I find mistrustful about Coco Lopez.
So as well as hanging the balls on the tree he is doing in front of what appears to be the giant floor to ceiling front window. Money can't buy you class.... elegance is...take it LouAnn... AND if something is climbing that far up my ass, it had BETTER not be my underwear.
I don't have kids, but I did see my dad wearing underwear. They were boxers though. I'm pretty sure if he'd worn red panties and climbed ladders it would been traumatic. lol Also, going from the bathroom to the bedroom at 2am in your underwear is different than making Sunday Breakfast for everybody with your ass on display. This guy is gross. I never watched that show. I don't know if he was on Saved By The Bell or Head of the Class, but I used to see him on Animal Planet with people showing their animal friends doing tricks and he was way way too sweet. They should just call him SugarPie.
submitted by britmachine on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 3:50pm.
That totally looks like Dean Cain from the back
Have you seen Dean Cain's ass? Pics?
Icky
If my husband wore tighty reds (UGH), that'd be grounds for divorce. Call me old fashioned, but I like my men, I don't know...masculine?
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Douchechill!