Is There Something In The Water??
Doesn't anyone stay together anymore?? As a two-time loser in the getting married department, I'm all for just shacking up until you're tired of picking towels and dirty underwear up off the bathroom floor and bitching about toilet seat placement, then kicking their annoying dirty ass to the curb. But once you put a ring on it, you're supposed to try to deal with all of that shit till death do us part. I know, I'm a total hypocrite, but I'm in good standing with all of the far right sanctity of marriage people. Okay I should really re-think that.
So, the latest person to join me on the ever growing list of vow breakers is Russell Crowe. Sydney Confidential says that he and his wife of 9 years Danielle Spencer have hit the skids. Danielle is currently in Sydney with their two children, 8 year old Charles and 6 year old Tennyson and Russel is in the US filming Noah, and there is speculation that his grueling work schedule is at the root of it all. There are no details except that the split is amicable and that their main concern is protecting their boys. By "amicable" I think they mean he probably didn't split her face open with a cell phone. So that's nice.
I hope it really is just long work hours and Russell didn't come down with the same can'tkeepitinhispantsitis that afflicted Danny DeVito, but if that's what happened at least it makes some sense this time. I would pour one out for their union, but I live in a blue state and on Sunday that's a no-no. Maybe tomorrow.
Thank you Swallows!


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Is I said, " Yes, he is , but I don't want to TALK to him"
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I used to have the serious hots for him. He's intense and crazy, which was part of it. The truth was once he started getting fat, I kicked him to curb. I am a shallow slore.
Rusty tore through all those actresses and will pick up where he left off.
Russell needs therapy. His immersion in his roles has caused his brain to become disordered. Feel bad for him. Playing that drunk Noah can't be helping.
Wow, that article absolutely has to be read to be believed. What a flaming, arrogant, obnoxious, entitled fucking asshole Crowe is.
Holy shit.
To the person who thinks Russell Crowe was still with Daniyell when he hooked up with Meg: NOT TRUE. Daniyell broke up with Crowe back in 1995, when he went to the US to get a career and she thought he would never make it big.
Russell between 1995 and 2001 dated other women, including a girl back in 1998 that he actually wanted to marry, but she turned him down. Very smart.
Only AFTER he made it bigtime and Meg Ryan had kicked him out of her bed (smart move), did Daniyell suddenly become interested in Crowe again. I guess fame and fortune suddenly re-attracted her.
I am laughing my a** off with this long overdue divorce. Wonder how Rusty will try to get away from it smelling like roses. He is OBSESSED with his image in the media, so you can bet he will pretend it's amicable. It's not. Not at all.
I assumed they had divorced years ago. Weird.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
LMAO @ By "amicable" I think they mean he probably didn't split her face open with a cell phone. So that's nice.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I've read that he's a nasty piece of work - total raging egomaniac, conceited cunt, etc, etc.
His wife obviously stuck it out this long for the moon-ay ('it's all about the cha-ching ching') sad really. No amount of money or power could make me have kids and stay married to an asshole. Life's too frickin' short for that shit.
At least he'll have the rats nesting in his hobo beard to keep him company.
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We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:48am.
yes its with Miranda Otto, its a kitchy film.
9 years is a pretty good run for a Hollyweird marriage. I don't really give a shit. Russell Crowe is a great actor; unforgettable in Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, LA Confidential.
I have never liked Russell Crow as an actor or human being. There is something really creepy and disturbing about him.
He gives me the "I beat up women & slap my kids" vibes.
His career has been on the wane - I'm sure there's more to the story.
Yeah, totally saw that one coming. I like Crowe as an actor but he seems like a rage-filled asshole. Alec and his yoga teacher wifey won't last either.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:43am.
Holy shit, that Crowe article?
Threatening the writer in the end like that.....creepy.
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Crowe sounded creepy throughout that article.
Very insightful article on media manipulation and how easy it is for big time celebrities with money to influence (strongarm) good journalist's for their own devices. I loved how Jack Marx dissed and laughed at his music.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/when-i-was-russell-crowes-stooge/200...
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:01am.
Is Dead Letter Office the one with Miranda Otto?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
He always seemed like an arrogant ass, and I don't find him attractive either. If I were her, I never would've married him. He seems like he'd be an autocratic nightmare around the house.
I wonder if divorces come in threes, like deaths?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Holy shit, that Crowe article?
Threatening the writer in the end like that.....creepy.
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God don't like ugly.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Meg Ryan's marriage was already on the rocks long before Crowe stepped in the picture. It was a well known fact around Hollywood that Dennis Quaid was going behind her back all throughout their marriage.
And personally I like Meg Ryan. I thought her to be very brave for taking on In the Cut.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:58am.
loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:50am.
sorta looks like a european playboy with a yacht moored at cannes, sipping champagne and pounding tuna.
I would totally let him pass the grey poupon whilst shmearing his champagne no bueno 'blow-n-go-yacht-drivers-ignition-test' breath on my drunken whore tits and throbbing clit as we clinked glasses and threw them out to sea and then shared semen shakes (shaddup, I know I'm a whore).
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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:36am.
I like Nicole although I hate how she's never told her side of the story re Tom. I DO like how after Tom she went and got her freak on with Lenny Kravitz. That must KILL Tommy up to this DAY!
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Oh for sure, but for some reason she kept picking guys that were not taller than 5'6! Kravitz, Cruise, Urban... they're all heel-loving shorties.
Webberbear, I'm glad you liked it, and I don't think the guy is making this up about Crowe. The writer kind of got the last laugh by going public with all of this.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 10:47pm.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/when-i-was-russell-crowes-stooge/200...
Wow - Long, but GREAT read. Successful Hollywood actor = Truly self-absorbed, manipulative mastermind. Never did like Crowe back in his heyday, either.
Favorite comment on the thread, though, courtesy of mike (and Hekki):
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 8:18pm.
The only Danielle Spencer *I* care about played smartass Dee on "What's Happening?".
Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 8:27pm.
Wouldn't it be fun if he was married to that Danielle?
<3
loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:50am.
sorta looks like a european playboy with a yacht moored at cannes, sipping champagne and pounding tuna.
I would totally let him pass the grey poupon whilst shmearing his champagne no bueno 'blow-n-go-yacht-drivers-ignition-test' breath on my drunken whore tits and throbbing clit as we clinked glasses and threw them out to sea and then shared semen shakes (shaddup, I know I'm a whore).
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:43am.
lol
felix is a hot piece.
sorta looks like a european playboy with a yacht moored at cannes, sipping champagne and pounding tuna.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:38am.
Men in uniform!
I'll take any man in any form as long as there's no chloroform.
(I keed, I like dead men in uniform).
I DOUBLE KEED.
I only like dead men in uniform when they are only ACTORS acting as dead men in uniform.
(When in a hole, stop digging)...
/stops digging
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:36am.
Men in uniform!
Off topic alert:
Sweetas, MK and all Mods..
Pantry creamer of the millennium alert in link below!
http://www.examiner.com/article/live-coverage-of-felix-baumgartner-s-spa...
I watched that shit LIVE with my ass cheeks clenched and a bag of chili cheese cheetos constantly live-feeding my mouf and I have to say...that was fucking alpha-male AWESOMEness! At one point he almost spun out and then righted himself at...uh...600 something miles per fucking hour.
SWOOOOOOOOOOON
Off topic off/
P.S. I wonder if fucking him breaks the sound barrier too? *double swoon evennnnnn*
Oh my god, Alexander! *holds nose*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sal, I didn't know that! Shit! She dodged a bullet indeed! I've always been meh about him and couldn't understand how he became a big star. I found Gladiator was mediocre. It tried to sell itself along the lines of Ben Hur and Spartacus and was closer to Alexander in my opinion. I remember watching that, "heir of pure blood" shit and thinking, "WAAAH?!!?"
I like Nicole although I hate how she's never told her side of the story re Tom. I DO like how after Tom she went and got her freak on with Lenny Kravitz. That must KILL Tommy up to this DAY!
Oh... and these things always come in 3s. What couple's next?
Fascinating. They had an Open Marriage, I thought.
I'm not against Open Marriages, per se (wouldn't work for me, but if two people truly want that, then bully for them) but I think some couples think Open Marriages will prevent them from splitting up due to cheating and this simply isn't the case. Too bad for the kids but both Danielle and Russell seem like a-holes.
Please. This is the same dirt bag that split up Meg Ryan's marriage on a bet. Watch his truely awful "Robin Hood", which is about something but it's not Robin Hood, and you'll wash your hands of this lout once and for all.
http://www.dlisted.com/
VOB i'll try to see if i can rent it or buy it somewhere.
It was brutal and gritty..-and most likely shot at someone's house.. It starred Michael Hutchense from INXS.. It was so good.. But by now would be very dated unless you had patience to watch it with kind eyes. Saw it at the Boston Film Festival.. Loved it and its disappeared into the indie mist.
The uncertainty principal. It means you can't really be sure of anything. But you will be responsible for all of it on the midterm - The Coen Bros
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Edited for stupid auto correct.. Grrrrrr
Submitted by vsminimoose on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 10:40pm.
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I don't know if I'm allowed to say this or if I should and I'm not being snarky I'm just asking as this fascinates me. Does your wife know this? Does this mean you're basically settling? or your just being honest about the fact that it's almost impossible for you to not cheat if the proper opportunity presented itself?
Again - only asking because I'm interested. You're a husband and I'm assuming that when you took your vows you meant forever.....just wondered how and if that changed.
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I have made my commitment and will stick to it for life, I expect my wife will as well. I like to talk shit on this forum and speak as if I am a freer person than I really am. We all settle to some degree, as the ultimate fantasy person is not a realistic thing to chase. Married life has its ups and downs, but it is my life.
MK needs to dedicate the next "open post" to himself and his move cross country!
You just know he sat next to some Mama June Sketty fart machine on the airplane and then after arriving in LA got accosted by some 70 year old dude trying to tap his no-no who came up to him and asked him what bukkake means! LMAO
MK...we want to hear about your move!
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:19am.
haven't seeing it yet.
indie/fringe aussie cinema is pretty good. they don't pretend to be pseudo intellectual and shit. and the acting is gritty. most of our indie movies are made with 1mil budget lol, no catering tables, trailers etc etc.
unfortunately the majority of aussie moviegoers want big budget bang bang.
Loopy.. Did you ever see a way indie Aussie film Dogs in Space? It came out in the late 80s and I loved it. You were a mere gleam at the time...
The uncertainty principal. It means you can't really be sure of anything. But you will be responsible for all of it on the midterm - The Coen Bros
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:54pm.
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Immodest, it wasn't only Meg Ryan who fell for him. I think Nicole Kidman did or was very close to, but as I said before she dodged a bullet. She was getting too friendly with him after the divorce and even name dropped him at the podium when she picked up her Oscar in 2003... she said something like "Russell told me not to cry!". I think his gf lost her shit and gave him an ultimatum then.
I can't believe that no one commented on how he used to date Courtney Love. I remember when he brought Danielle out and Courtney went up to the car and was like, " are you the girlfriend from Australia."
I wonder if Russell still has that wort on his face.
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Russell was pretty hot when he was in Dead Letter Office, a fringe Australian cinema movie based on a book, which we read in high school.
i had the hots for him when i watched that movie.
and he was pretty good in "the sum of us". that was another great aussie film.
A couple things that struck about that article was how Russell behaved liked a salesman -a good one. He pounced on every opportunity without hesitation. Then, he acted awkward and hurt when the journalist called him out on his assholish behavior.
Submitted by lislop on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:45pm.
No problem Lislop, it was quite a revelation for me too, even if that article was written 6 years ago.
Who knows what kind of crap he's gotten away with since then.
I figured he had a big ego, but I didn't know how big of a douche he was until reading that article. I wonder, is he still trying to get his music career to take off? Perhaps writing a breakup album will do the trick. Those are always big sellers!
*First time I saw Russel Crow was in Romper Stomper paid attention up until he dumped Meg Ryan...From what I remember reading in the rags he actually two timed his then girlfriend Danielle with Meg...He never told Meg he had this longtime girlfriend...right after the scandal he married this chick...I'm sure it was his own damage control...
Russel is super sexy in this but a complete a-hole subhuman but oh well aside from being a racist skinhead he was the punk type of guy I liked when I was 21*
Theresapop I remember that. I couldn't believe how Meg Ryan was ostracized and his career actually seemed to grow after that. He seemed a very mediocre man to lose your marriage and career too but I thought hey, sometimes you can't help it. I get the feeling Meg fell really hard for him and, like you said, marriage was his damage control. The only way Meg could have saved face in all that would have been if they'd stayed together e.g. Julia Roberts, Heroina, Rita Wilson etc.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:38pm.
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Oh Marion (you) is good in everything, I love her. I'll sit through a long, boring, overrated Christopher Nolan movie just for her.
I guess it's the way he always picks "strong" roles what I find off putting. Even in a movie like "A Beautiful Mind" where he's supposed to play a mentally ill, somewhat shy and weak person, he still comes off as physically imposing, especially in his "angry" moments.
Anyways, after reading that article that I posted I don't care much for his movies any more. He's as much of a media manipulator as like Tommy Girl is. Then again, a better question would be: who isn't in Hor'wood? LOL.
BTW, good for Nicole, she also dodged a bullet with this wacko.
I wouldn't be surprised if he used to Ike-Turner'ed his soon to be ex wife! You don't think that's the reason why they're divorcing, do you?