Possibly Coming Soon: The Royal Ginge Peen In Action
Behind me, there's a shelf full of bottles of jalapeño lube waiting to be used, because we were all promised a gold treasure chest full of more pictures of Prince Hot Ginge proudly representing the royal family in Las Vegas and so far we've gotten absolutely nothing. So take this next story with a grain of salt and then take another grain of salt and sprinkle it on your throbbing fuck parts so they can calm the hell down until further notice. I'm sitting on an entire salt lick, which is why my neighbors keep complaining to the super about the rank stench of dehydrated snails coming from under my apartment door.
Radar is hearing that some trick is thinking of selling a video they have of PHG hitting billiard balls with his crotch cue stick in his VIP suite at the Wynn that night. The seller is quietly whispering into the ears of media hos who might be interested in buying it, because they want to see how much it's worth. Radar's source said this about the supposed video:
“There is video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas hotel room. There have been some very quiet inquiries to see how much the video is worth. If the video goes public this could be the biggest Royal scandal ever. The video has not been shopped around yet, its existence is being kept as discreet as possible. With all the attention the photos got, the people with the video know it could be worth a fortune.”
Any trick with a video of PHG knighting the air by doing the dick slappy dance should either solve world peace by releasing it immediately (the world would put down their guns and pick up their peens) or keep it to themselves and shut up. If The Queen knows that a video (possible titles: The Prince and the HoGirls, Dirty Harry, Cockwork Orange, Gingermoon in Vegas, Harry is Here To Help You Fap, etc...) exists, she'll send MI6 to the US to handle a bitch and then the aliens will never know that true ecstasy existed on earth, because they'll never find the video after the apocalypse.
And in the meantime, at least we have the Naked Salute 4 Prince Harry Facebook page. Leave it to PHG's ginger goods to unite entire nations in nekkidness.
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Is he happy to see ..., or is that a penis fish in the middle of his face?
God damn he's sexy. He should always wear his belts half off.
If such tape is released the queen will finally demand a paternity test because Harry is not Charles' kid. Nope.
Why doesn't the Royal Family just change his name to Prince Harry Reems? He's getting more prime poon than most current male porn stars could muster after six months straight of gangbangs.
@MK : That dehydrated snails comment made me snort and spit tea on my monitor!
I wish my snails were dehydrated -- it's so hot and humid here if I could bottle and sell my taint-sweat I'd be rich.
(or I'd be the maker of "Curious Britney Spears")
Was Princess Diana successful in resisting the Royal tradition of circumcision for her sons? For new evidence, stay tuned...
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:26pm.
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They're the ones who should be in trouble, not Harry. He SHOULD be able to get his freak on camera-free. He shouldn't ever have to worry about this sort of thing happening, and I HATE that it happened here, in the U.S., where we're ALL supposed to be free to get our freak on.
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I agree. Sad how much the rules have changed due to the internet - a bit of nekkid pool is just good clean fun.
I love the military folks giving him the nude salutes. No matter Harry's faults, he really tries to do his part to support wounded veterans, military history and Paralympics; he actually does some worthwhile sh)t in this arena.
Oh great. We'll be left to get real news off real news sites for a week while Michael faps himself down to a human pillowcase.
All we need is Silver Fox pool cue picture and we'll all have to rejoin society. Ugh.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:20pm.
Prince Phillip was a hottie back in the day!
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Agree! Prince Phillip was movie-star handsome, and so tall too
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*perking up*
Prince Phil is really tall? Shame about his leaky bladder :(
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@bourgie Arrest warrants for this? hahahahahahaha
I've seen worse on Facebook! It's his fault for bringing hoes up in the suite. What did he think would happen?!
And like I said with Facebook, look at the idiots that are posting photos of themselves almost nude on there!! The only difference is that Harry won't lose his job for this. These people will when their photos start getting passed around and get into the hands of their employer!
no way. before that video could go public, the person will get arrested.
As much as I think Harry is a full bag of fucks on a stick, I don't think that I want to see his package. Buttcheeks and such while being goofy are one thing, and in the whole scope of things, relatively harmless. Then again, I wouldn't want my frontal (or central) junk aired worldwide on the internets unless I wanted that to happen. So, *sighs*, not gonna look if they pop up. *fully prepared to hand over my whore card with head hanging*
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They say that his cue-like peen requires a ladies' helper.
OH really? Teaser or it didn't happen...
PGH is a modern guy, 100% for sure there were both girls and boys at this little fur-licking party but it will do no good to shop it, the Queen has her best bulldogs on the case and it will never see the light of day.
No matter, there's always next weekend! LOLOL
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Maybe next time he should go to Monte Carlo instead of Vegas cuz those whos out there in Vegas are like sharks. In Monaco at least the reigning monarch knows something or two (kids)about his privacy being respected/invaded.
The scandal is that his privacy was invaded. I'm sure arrest warrants will be sent out to whoever will leak these pictures.
How difficult is it to 1) keep your clothes on or 2) check in cameras and cellphones at the door? He's 27 about to be 28, grow up a little and stop with the unwise shenanigans and lack of any thought for consequences. Freaking little brother syndrome: throw caution to the wind and be a bit of a f*ck up.
MK will seriously have a cerebral hemorrhage if pix of PHG's royal scepter emerge.
And as someone smart on here said, Harry was unwise to be so unguarded with people who had no stake in the game, i.e., those who could use the money from taking incriminating photos and selling them.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:58pm.
@ Whamo: Eeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!
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Glad to gross you out LS! :) LOL!!
If there's a video, the 'shoppers' and Harry's handlers better start running. The Firm isn't going to stand for that.
Submitted by Bda on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:41pm.
thats what i said, MI6 would be on their asses.
and all the sudden we will hear on the news that some random slut from vegas slammed into the tree cuz her car brakes failed.
or some random slut drowned in pool after slipping on a wet tile and knocking her head.
or some random slut was sleeping and wasnt aware her gas stove was leaking when she lit up a cigarette BOOM!
or some random slut died when she was mugged by thieves in a dark alley but they didnt take anything.
these girls are fucking stupid because the royals could have them "accidents" happen to them. look at what happened to Diana and the thieves who stole princess margaret's threesome pictures with a hung big dick guy.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:41pm.
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww loopyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
These girls must want to disappear and have it labelled an accident. The Royal Family ain't nothing to fuck with.
Submitted by lislop on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:35pm.
Sick of this unattractive, brainless, no-class, juvenile, pisshead manwhore. Hell, John The Fuck Mayer is hotter. And at least he can play the guitar.
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John may better looking but he's into sex with poop. NO thanks! Poop and his attitude sucks.
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yeah ive heard stories that he likes the ladies to squat over a glass coffee table whilst he lays under the table. if i aint being too subtle
Uncle Andy's piece was Koo Stark, porn queen.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:35pm.
Sick of this unattractive, brainless, no-class, juvenile, pisshead manwhore. Hell, John The Fuck Mayer is hotter. And at least he can play the guitar.
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John may better looking but he's into sex with poop. NO thanks! Poop and his attitude sucks.
Sick of this unattractive, brainless, no-class, juvenile, pisshead manwhore. Hell, John The Fuck Mayer is hotter. And at least he can play the guitar.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
these dumb bitches better watch their back.
cuz MI6 would be on their asses and they will send Agent 007 to nutralise them. then tomorrow we gonna hear on the news
"today a slutty groupie girl who fucks famous guys was found in a las vegas hotel pool. authorities are reviewing security footage and have so far found no clues. however the young woman was seeing kissing Kate Moss and an autopsy has revealed she died from an overdose of cocaine fed second hand via a coke whore. and back to the studio Diane. Thank you Jim. Well that was an interesting story. And now back to local news and cross live to a farm here two ducks are crossing the pond"
I remember hearing of a young Prince Andrew partying in the buff. There were no pictures though. Didnt he also date a bimbo named Koo?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*sigh* Just send his ass back to the Army to fix tanks or something.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I don't think it's a sex tape the Queen is worried about. In this day and age it was going to happen sooner or later. I wonder if there were drugs (and not a bong)involved. That would cause a real scandal. I'm kind of surprised a sex tape of Andy and his porn star never surfaced.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:20pm.
Prince Phillip was a hottie back in the day!
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Agree! Prince Phillip was movie-star handsome, and so tall too.
I'm shifting gears on this. He should know better, but geez, at the end of the day, he's still just a guy, although a pretty irresponsible guy. I suppose that's allowed if your 27, not married, and not hurting anyone.
I guess we're used to nekkid-ness and sex tapes on this side of the pond. It's kind of the 'new normal.' lol
I suppose from a British point of view though, it might be similar to a, say, JFK Jr. sex tape or something (RIP). That would've been HUGE - and yes, I would've watched it.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I wonder if Alfred E. Neuman is his real father?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:58pm.
@ Whamo: Eeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!
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Sweetas: Aw, PHG is by far my favorite Royal.
My favourites: The Queen, William, followed by Prince Phillip! Prince Phillip is so fucking crazy and has no verbal filter - I love it! He's been in ill health lately so people are secretly counting down his days. Sad.
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Prince Phillip was a hottie back in the day!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:58pm.
I've loved the Queen since I saw pics of her changing a huge tire during WWII....swooon!!! William is definitely better heir material, but Harry just seems like the life of the party. OBVIOUSLY lol
Seriously, who cares?
He isn't married, no one was found dead, no mounds of cocaine on dresser, no shots fired.
He's young and he was screwing around naked with some folks in a Vegas hotel room...who hasn't done that?
Sorry, no escandalo here.
and yeah, I too would like to know where the handlers were who are supposed to take "care" of this kind of shit BEFORE it goes down.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 1:09pm.
El Bastardo: These dang Royal limeys need to get thar house in order
Whilst you and I cry into our HM Revenue & Customs slips.
WHAT? We paid for him to get nekkid and ho around?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
El Bastardo: These dang Royal limeys need to get thar house in order
Whilst you and I cry into our HM Revenue & Customs slips.
Who are these dumb hos fucking up opportunities for the smarter hos that would have partied with Harry & Co. and left the stories as something to tell in the memoir at 80 years old? Harry is still going to be a prince no matter what he does, and if I was looking to level up over a lifetime I'd keep my mouth shut, my phone off, and my associates rich.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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These dang Royal limeys need to get thar house in order y'all!
*kicks pork rind and slams trailer door*
The royal penis is clean, Your Highness!
Ummm, if one is going to act a fool couldnt his handlers take all phones and recording devices away from bitches before shit gets crazy? Come on! Do your effen job! "Ladies, may I please see your cell phones?"
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:53pm.
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Y'all quit. You know damned well old horse-face picks her own corn out and re-grazes.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ Whamo: Eeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!
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Sweetas: Aw, PHG is by far my favorite Royal.
My favourites: The Queen, William, followed by Prince Phillip! Prince Phillip is so fucking crazy and has no verbal filter - I love it! He's been in ill health lately so people are secretly counting down his days. Sad.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:52pm.
EAT IT! You're fat already! (totally kidding, I am just going off Sucky and Jack's comments!)
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:55pm.
Fucking. Awesome.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:53pm.
"I want to be a corn in your poop"
Hahahahaha, Whamo! You have obviously been reading Goopy detox interviews again.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
The Queen needs to get MI6 to take some hoes out.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
islandgirl: I know, right? I'm sure the palace, MI6 and Scotland Yard spent all day, every day trying to keep up with her while she was on Nekker doing the hoovering.
Lolol