These Two Didn't Get Married This Weekend
Every damn weekend, the nurses of the Brangeloonie Ward in every mental hospital go into high alert and strap their patients into straitjacket panties in preparation for a panty pudding flood, because the media keeps saying that this is the weekend that Brad Pitt and Angie Jo will get married. It never happens. It didn't happen this past weekend and it didn't happen the weekend before that.
Everyone keeps saying that Brangie will get married any day now, because they just finished building a chapel and a reception hall on the grounds of their fancy estate in France. But Brangie haven't even been in France the past week or so, because they've been traveling around Greece in a super yacht. Page Six says that Brad and Angie were having dinner at a restaurant in Halkidiki, Greece when the owner asked them when their wedding date is. Surprisingly, Angie didn't let out a long-winded cackle and then tell the owner that he'll know when they get married, because the clouds will open up and Jesus will float down from the heavens to do the Macarena next to Maddox on the dance floor at their reception. The source said that Angie Jo said something else instead:
“Angelina was in white, but she laughed and said ‘not yet’ when the restaurant owner asked if she was getting ready to be married. She also said, ‘We love Greece too much to leave . . . we have other islands to go to before heading back to France.”
I don't know why people keep saying that Brad and Angie are going to get married in that dumb chapel at their French Chateau. That chapel isn't a wedding chapel, it's a holy place with a St. Angie altar in it and it's the place where she goes to worship her favorite saint: herself! Do you think she's going to ruin and taint that sacred place by marrying husband #3 in it?
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Spot on MK, the "chapel" at Chateau Bankruptcy is probably a shrine to the old ho and looks like the heathen church from Silent Hill. Somewhere at the shrine Pitty's balls are hanging up. XD
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
And the world yawned because it gave not a shit about these two anymore.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Yeah, I thought these were their wax figures too but Brad's grin threw me off. So real. hehehe
They're probably already married, they've been wearing rings on their right hands for forever... lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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@Tojo:
Is that pre nose job Jolie in your avie? Mind sharing the link?
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 3:16pm.
Oh please...Crypt Keeper is flying around the Malevolent set
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Hmmmm. So Billy Bob Thornton is hanging around the set.
Oh please...Crypt Keeper is flying around the Malevolent set and her eunuch is durring in a film called "The counselor" last I read. The "most famous family in the world" went to Greece and not one pap photo or tweet? They're not getting marrried, they're not even engaged. They have a "promise for the future".
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 2:51pm.
To apologize for a serious transgression I usually fall back on Cleese.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7mIy97_rlo
Excellent choice. Apology accepted :)
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 2:51pm.
To apologize for a serious transgression I usually fall back on Cleese.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7mIy97_rlo
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This will never happen. And the loonies will say they don't care.
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Submitted by tinyhands on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 2:06pm.
Angelina Jolie looks more like her wax statue than a human anymore...has anyone checked Madame Trousseau's lately?
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Madame Toussaud employs attendants who follow Angelina around and poke her face daily, just to make sure.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinyhands on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 2:06pm.
Angelina Jolie looks more like her wax statue than a human anymore...has anyone checked Madame Trousseau's lately?
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But then loons always tell me that they already ARE married. Oh to be so crazy and delusional that you believe your own dreams as real life. I'd be a 10 time Powerball winner by now. *Sigh*
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 2:46pm.
Brad Pitt's smugness annoys me to the point where I wanna do a Chris Brown and wipe that smile from his face for good. Compared to him I almost find her tolerable.
So, as a woman you think it's funny joking about beating a man? Violence against men is also unacceptable >:( UNLESS they pay for it and become erect....so I heard...somewhere.
Here is what I despise about the two of them: Their utter fakery!
I understand people grow up (not me, but that's another story) and change, BUT these two, self important, prosthelytizing, sanctimonious, douche bags don't even resemble their former selves. It is sickening.
Love this couple. Better than that barren loser Jen.
Brad Pitt's smugness annoys me to the point where I wanna do a Chris Brown and wipe that smile from his face for good. Compared to him I almost find her tolerable.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:23pm.
@ Whamo --
the loons will be fine. i hear they now have an on-staff psychiatrist to assist them...
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LOL, yes and she`s damn good too!
The "people" at JJ are all like 14 years old, aren't they?
Angelina Jolie looks more like her wax statue than a human anymore...has anyone checked Madame Trousseau's lately?
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:23pm.
@ Whamo --
the loons will be fine. i hear they now have an on-staff psychiatrist to assist them...
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Snort!
DD,
Gandy in gold. That is all. Well maybe nude........yeah that is all. ;-)
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:17pm.
Let's get the animal kingdom's response:
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Shouldn't that link be to JJ? ROFL
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LOL you're comparing looking at a fishtank and jumping into the shark tank at Sea World. I keep my distance from JJ. Those people scare me.
Jolie has this much attention sorely because of her looks. I don't know any of her movies that will be analyzed and copied like Elizabeth Taylor's or Joan Collins'. Except in the fact that Jolie can, or did, use to be able to be her own action hero without having to star alongside a male costar.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:13pm.
I'm bored.
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Brad and Angelina have that effect on me as well.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:52pm.
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PMSL too funny, and too right!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:20pm.
She looks great there! I'm in the Joan Collins camp: Angelina is the female movie star of today, like a 1960s Elizabeth Taylor. Joan knows.
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Elizabeth Taylor was an OSCAR WINNER. A real one, not just one her daddy bought her for making herself ugly on screen. Joan Collins phones it in better than Angelina acts.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ Whamo --
the loons will be fine. i hear they now have an on-staff psychiatrist to assist them...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:06pm.
Is she sticking her chicken leg up his ass to make him smile?
"That's SAINT Chicken Leg for all you sinners
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Let's all bow our heads and pray to St Chicken Leg the Holy Saint of Perpetual Marriage.
*said with thick Irish accent*
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:52pm.
The loons will be out for blood today. When they're not drying their tears with crepe and tulle.
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I disagree. The loons will do what they always do, pretend they weren't freaking out about an imminent wedding and trashing Aniston for upstaging their idol's big moment.
The new tactic will be, "of course they didn't get married, it's the presses fault that these rumors were started in the first place because these two are just living their lives. any rumors of an imminent wedding is just an accident and has NOTHING to do with Brad's new movie coming out soon. And they are probably already married already because they are so anti-PR and only live their lives in secret away from the media.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:17pm.
Let's get the animal kingdom's response:
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Shouldn't that link be to JJ? ROFL
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
She looks great there! I'm in the Joan Collins camp: Angelina is the female movie star of today, like a 1960s Elizabeth Taylor. Joan knows.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:06pm
or to be an all-inclusive mental health facility for the loons whose heads will explode after they split up?
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Oh I so hope it's this one!:)
I wish they would just split up, can you imagine the carnage over there, it would be like a 200 car pile up and every second vehicle was a tanker full of gas!
If those are the wax figures they fogot to add Jolie's forehead vein...
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Let's get the animal kingdom's response:
http://youtu.be/wxlhyX-4qKI
And they're not getting married,,,especially when they hate each others guts....although I always feel cautious about someone who loves my guts....
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:06pm.
Is she sticking her chicken leg up his ass to make him smile?
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No, her leg has too many sharp edges, she'd puncture his ass. Brad's thinking about a threesome with George Clooney and Matt Damon.
Thanks (((BB)))
I know. Its funny how the internetz can be. Making friends on the D. :-)
I immediately thought of you when I saw Gandy in his gold suit during the Olympic finale. It made me smile.
I'm bored.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
They look plastic in that picture. He should just marry her already he already had her knocked up a few times. (maybe).
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:54pm.
What DOES god have a part in, instead? The death of young children south of the Sudan from preventable diseases? That's more noble, I hear.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 1:02pm.
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DD, what a relief. Sometimes in life we make connections with people in strange ways. I feel that way about some of the posters here on the DL and you are one of them. Life can be very overwhelming at times so I feel for you. Take care and give us a shout out anytime you need to talk.
Is she sticking her chicken leg up his ass to make him smile?
"That's SAINT Chicken Leg for all you sinners. "
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:59pm.
The Pitt/Aniston/Jolie fake rivalry is just TIRED AS FUCK.
Does anyone except the loons really give a shit?
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:59pm.
i've read that there are people who kinda sorta keep track of these events so they can perhaps include some loon-plucking time in their schedule of the day. but i'm sure no one here does that.
ETA: we're all happy to hear that, DD! best to you xoxoo
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi Big Bendy
I'm doing alright! I needed a little breather to get my head on straight and I did find a great counsellor to talk to. :-)
Thanks for caring, sweetie. xo
I can only see the photo on my phone, but aren't those wax statues? Like Madame Tussaud's?
And I'm sure Greece is very happy to take their money.
The Pitt/Aniston/Jolie fake rivalry is just TIRED AS FUCK.
Does anyone except the loons really give a shit?
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:51pm.
People are starting to say, "No one knows when Brangie will marry" just like they say mindlessly, "No one knows when god will end the world." This is turning into some scary, religious shit.
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Seriously. The Cult of Brangelina and the Just Jared Brangeloon Acolytes are almost as scary as anything Scientology could come up with.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:46pm.
They put the ho in famewhore. End speculation? 2 less paps may follow them around.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥