Man Down, Code 10: No More High Heels For Suri Cruise
You see what happens when Katie Holmes gets the robot control panel made of recycled Atari parts taken out of her brain and replaces it with an actual human brain that is capable of freely producing independent thoughts on its own? Katie somehow decided that Suri Cruise doesn't need a shoe closet full of high heels or a 1,000 square foot dressing room with racks and racks of designer clothes in it. Katie wants Suri to be more simple and expects her to buy clothes off the rack at Old Navy like she's an Affleck daughter or any other normal child. Screw Katie for this. You give a bitch an inch and she'll shit on your toddler heels.
A source tells something called Revel magazine (via HuffPo) that since Suri is going to Catholic school and will soon wear uniforms, Katie doesn't think there's any need for lipstick, heels or couture dresses in her life. Tommy Girl is the one who let Suri slather the lipstick on and Katie's always thought that it was wrong. As Jimmy Choo shut down their Suri Cruise division, the source said these hurtful words:
"Katie has been returning unsolicited gifts and loans from designers for Suri since she arrived in New York. She's issued instructions to remove Suri from all freebie lists. She's also put the word out in LA to stop any mini-me diva products being sent her way. Tom loved to spoil Suri and indulge her, but Katie has other ideas."
Turning away free designer crap?! IN THIS ECONOMY? Katie just got her mind back and she's already lost it. Woe is Suri. I can see it now. There's Suri Cruise standing (yes, standing, because Katie makes her do that) in line at H&M with a handful of sale items in her arms when outside Blue Ivy Carter whizzes by in a chauffeur-pushed Bentley stroller in front of a dozen assistants carrying bags from Barney's. Riches to Rags: The story of Suri's 6-year-old life. Sigh.
Here's life-ruiner Katie going to spin class yesterday.
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It will be an adjustment for Suri but it's really for the best. This is parenting! WAY TO GO KATIE!!! :)
After all those years in the insano house, I'm surprised she seems so together still. I mean it won't be easy to deal with an angry diva-child that has all her shoes and clothes taken away from her, but it will be worth it when instead of having a spoiled 5-year old, you'll have a much more capable 13-year old, and that's dangerous at that age.
I'm not the sort to normally feel proud of a star, but in this situation, I'm very supportive and actually proud to see her strength to change and stand by it.
Good for Katie on all the changes. Maybe Suri will be able to have a more normal life now.
She will still be spoiled and coddled like all celebrity children but maybe Katie can call Jennifer Garner and get Suri together with Violet and the other normal kids in Hollywood. Best thing for her.
OH yeah, MAKE HER WALK!!!
that thing she does with her nose says 'dirty, lowly bitches' all over it.
as in "how dare you look me directly in the eyes, you dirty, lowly bitches".
lol :-D
"man down, code 10" always makes me laugh my ass off.
im so sick of this divorce already. go away. and why all the hate for suri? she's a product of her parent's treatment. her mother has marched her up and down the street in front of paps most of her life. of course she's going to be a little ham - lots of kids are when there are cameras out. i just can't hate on a 5 year old. it's too fucking mean.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
It seems like a rather defensive move to me. So purposeful, it makes Suri look like collateral damage in her petty attempt to prove herself to be the better parent.
How to Capoeira
The people in the back loolllll
Firstly Im over Katie's PR machine trying to make her out to be some uber mother now.
secondly that catholic school suri is going to, hasnt exactly turned out the best ambassadors, um... paris hilton for one.
the skankabrona shit that goes down at these catholic girl school will make you dlisters blush.
as a ghey teen many ions ago, i had catholic school girl friends, and they were getting more action than me.
they would wear their long skirts during school hours but as soon as they walked out of the gates, they jack up their skirts, clip it with safety pins and turned it into a mini.
in fact, one told me all about Beejays, when i didnt know what beejays were...yes i was a jane austen gay and i sip tea with my pink up. and i was like "you what? put it where? your mouth? WHAAA?"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 5:28pm.
I just love the many faces of Suri!
Re: A lot of Catholic school girls being skanky....truth.
I attended Catholic school for one year, and they were by far way sluttier than any of my public school acquaintances.
Many were bigtime drug users too because they were the only ones who could afford it. Lol
My brother went to Catholic high school and said the same things about the girls. And he was one of the drug users too. :O
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Excuse me? I went to Catholic school for 13 years. Actually, my entire academic life if you count college, since it was a Jesuit university. My grad schools were private, but not Catholic though.
I may be slutty, but I was NEVER a druggy. I chose my vice early on.
i wish i had suri's budget for clothes and shoes.
She could have donated those clothes for charity...but what the hell do I know.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:20pm.
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TEAM REAL LIFE VINO SHIT, AND PICKING SIDES, AND PICKING NO SIDES, BUT COMPLAINING, YET BEING THANKFUL, AND HERE'S TO SHOTS OF VODDY WHILE WISHING WE COULD, SERIOUSLY, SAVE THE WORLD ONE ITTY THING AT A TIME. *falls down; gives a thumbs up to everyone; wishes TGIF to all; pulls the power cord on damn pc
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:43pm.
for fuck's sake, really? REALLY? why do the same people sit here day after day just to stick up for one celebrity then bash others? Isn't there real life shit to do? Damn
We all post here for equally stupid reasons, "real life shit" notwithstanding. Nobody is on Dlisted to save the world; and you certainly don't have a better reason to be here than anyone else.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:43pm.
for fuck's sake, really? REALLY? why do the same people sit here day after day just to stick up for one celebrity then bash others? Isn't there real life shit to do? Damn
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*slaps myself; guilty sometimes; fires up "36th Chamber" Shaolin metaphysical thoughts kung fu movie - shit helps me ponder why we do what we do day after day
{{{Evilshoe}}} xo
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
for fuck's sake, really? REALLY? why do the same people sit here day after day just to stick up for one celebrity then bash others? Isn't there real life shit to do? Damn
Katie is one of the worst dressers in Hollywood. Project Runway is really down the drain if they have a sloppy dresser like her as a judge.
"She fact is she wasn't into Scientology, and she led her own life."
Oh really? Is that why she had handlers with her everywhere she went? Is that why she had to buy disposable phones to talk to her lawyer?
Give it up. You're a Scieno. It's quite obvious.
Beware Suri keep your high heels at home, Sister Mary Stillparties will take those heels and put them in her collection; for when she sneaks out to see Father Hotbod late at night. 8x
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"Five-card poker on a Saturday night, Church on Sunday morning" - LBT
Time Warner you sock!!! :(
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:43pm.
oh PLEASE. This blaming everything on Tom is ridiculous. Katie had a say in all of this crap before. NOW she is just trying to save face.
Word.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:25pm.
She had a dismal career before TOM
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She still has a dismal career.
LOL'd
Laying the rules down is a good thing; if nothing else, kid with know who the stronger of the two is. Katie's got a long road ahead of her trying to reverse six years of shit beginning with that silent birth/first five months in a hole fkery.
*damn it edit - "with" = "will" Fk everything to hell!
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Suri totally has the Erma Gherd face in that photo.
LMAO @ Katie just got her mind back and shes already lost it.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Well if Suri has to give up designer clothes, then Katie needs to give up her designer apartment, her designer gym membership, and her designer club card to Whole Foods. It's only fair.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 5:21pm.
I personally hate the org with a passion. There is nothing good about it. Nothing. Hideous to the core.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I just love the many faces of Suri!
Re: A lot of Catholic school girls being skanky....truth.
I attended Catholic school for one year, and they were by far way sluttier than any of my public school acquaintances.
Many were bigtime drug users too because they were the only ones who could afford it. Lol
My brother went to Catholic high school and said the same things about the girls. And he was one of the drug users too. :O
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:25pm.
TRUE FACTS!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
if any of this is true, good for katie and suri.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:58pm.
sending good vibes to ME*
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
To the defenders of Scientology:
Scientology caused me and my family great harm. I personally hate the org with a passion. There is nothing good about it. Nothing. Hideous to the core.
Got me Sinjin on my spelling! Since we do have serious grammar mavens here I try....and to think I once taught high school English. I use to put misspells out there on purpose. Kids love finding faults with adults.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:58pm.
Thanks for the info. You guys really got clobbered, huh? We in Chicagoland got some very much needed heavy rain and storms last night.
Pffft, no. People are being pansies. It rained for like 2 hours and thunder stormed. It was no big deal in NYC. However I know tons of family and friends in Baltimore/DC who got clobbered and lost power for a day or two.
has tiny tom returned suri yet or did they helicopter their way out of the city? you know they're brainwashing suri
Submitted by TANGELINE on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:25pm.
Am I the only one that thinks that Katie knew what she was getting into and did it anyway for FAME and access? She had a dismal career before TOM, and she had broken up with a total loser.
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She still has a dismal career.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:25pm.
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So what are people to make of his marriage and divorce from Nicole? How did she lead her own life seperate from the Scientologists when her husband is so deeply involved with them?
Regardless of what Tom says or does, he doesn't come across as a normal person, he's too weird and awkward.
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
anksSubmitted by Janice Second on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:58pm.
Thanks for the info. You guys really got clobbered, huh? We in Chicagoland got some very much needed heavy rain and storms last night.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Am I the only one that thinks that Katie knew what she was getting into and did it anyway for FAME and access? She had a dismal career before TOM, and she had broken up with a total loser.
The fact is she wasn't into Scientology, and she led her own life. I think Tom's presence could be controlling even though he seems to be a nice person. I think Katie thought Tom would pull out the guns so she attacked without giving him a heads up.
I truly think Tom was shocked and gave her what she wanted because why fight when they already had an air-tight prenup and the woman wants nothing to do with you? Basically Suri was his only concern. Considering Tom can see Suri when he wants, I doubt she had anything on him.
I think people have all these conspiracy theories because they don't understand scientology and we have heard the horror stories. The fact that Katie was able to pull this off shows Tom wasn't as controlling as people think.
I still find what Katie did to be mean. You hold hands with a guy and have him think everything is perfect then you divorce him? Tom basically had nothing to fight for. Best of luck to Suri.
She always looks like a total spoiled brat on the verge of a meltdown.
Submitted by Thamar :
Hopefully Suri will get an actual education. Scientology raised kids are in general illiterate no nothing's.
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I think you might mean "know nothings".
(I just HAD to! It was RIGHT THERE waiting for comment.) :P
Katie must be getting advice from her Mom on how to be America's perfect mother.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Also the pics from today-ish are of Katie. That pic of Suri looks like it was from the winter. I think MK is using it as a reference of Suri wearing heels
Team Katie.
As an educator of small children (Kindergartners), I approve of the down to earth. Let her be a normal kid. Normal kids dont wear heels, or get shipped off to scientology crap.
I've always liked Katie, and I think shes going to do a good job with Suri.
If you havent already, check out Tony Ortegas articles on Scientology over at the Village Voice. Shocking and terrifying
suri wears coats?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by PYT on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:58pm.
If supposedly, according to reports of terms of settlement, Tom can't talk about Scientology with Suri, then why is it OK to send her to CATHOLIC school? This is why none of these "leaks" make sense.
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Pay attention. Mom is Catholic and she's got sole custody. She thinks if her child is gonna be raised in a batshit crazy religion then at least it'll be a traditional one.
It was good enough for Katie so it's good enough for her kid.
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:50pm.
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I'm sweating just looking at her. I noticed she was dressed for a blizzard in NY just before the divorce bomb dropped.
Maybe marriage to Tom chilled the girl to the bone!
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I live in NYC and am currently wearing jeans and a tshirt and brought a sweater to work with me. After that storm last night it did chill down a bit. A jacket is a bit much to wear outside, but if she was going somewhere with AC after her spin class, I could see having one on hand. It's not very hot today, and the place I just grabbed lunch was cold as fuck.
oh PLEASE. This blaming everything on Tom is ridiculous. Katie had a say in all of this crap before. NOW she is just trying to save face.
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:59pm.
@ Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:56pm.
I am a product of 12 years of Parochial School. We are Uber Skanks. Truth.
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Hmm..I seem to be getting a little "twitchy" all of a sudden! :P
@ME - hoping for the best for you and your son.
*crosses everything
ME that worry you feel is an invisible cord to your son. It's what good moms do. Hope the meeting is not too heavy. :-)
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:26pm.
please stop this bigotry against Catholic shool girls. If you have never been in their place you have no right to judge them. I am shocked and disgusted at the ignorance on display here!!!!
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mah sody comed outta mah nose, snoweeze. hurtz mah nustrils.
I'm sick of this whole family, but probably sick of Katie the most. Her gig as Tom's beard was a steady paying job. As long as she didn't have to perform any sexual favors (I assume that kid was conceived via in Vitro), what's the problem? It was ACTING and she's an ACTOR. On a separate note, I dont find her the least bit attractive - maybe its the slouching or that smirking smile. Blech
As much I begin to feel weary about Holmes' "down to earth kid raising" - with the paps all over the place to make sure - I just hope it will turn out right for this kid, which I as much as everybody here already saw as Damian III, gender adjusted. I'm not at all into Catholicism but at least you may state that their school pupils have the chance to lead a normal life, even being allowed denouncing the faith later one, as for Scientology I'm not errr... sure.
This is one stressed out kid, being bullied by the paps no matter what parent she's doomed to be with, but at least in this "normal" school she'll be in the company of pretty normal kids and can bond. As for the moment poor old Suri probably would gladly swap place with some poor African child who doesn't own a plethora of designer clothes but has an unconditionally loving family.
I know I'm stretching the point but I feel deep sympathy for this little chess game figure. No child deserves this.
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