I'm Sensing A Theme....
Crazy bitch Robert Blake vs. Charlie Potatoes, Spidey vs. Sparkle Vamp and now Channing Tatum vs. Alex Pettyfer. It's officially Dick Fight Thursday.
Some of us have heard the stories and rumors that have painted (in Benjamin Moore shade: Douche Berry Brown) Alex Petmyfur as a boiled cunt sausage who is so difficult to work with that he makes butt fucking yourself with a wet hot dog bun seem easy and pleasant. Apparently, Channing Tatum found this out the hard way. Yeah, Channing looks like he's been punched in the face repeatedly and Alex needs to get punched in the face repeatedly.
Page Six says that while filming the blue ball inducer titled Magic Mike, Channing really wanted to grab Alex, pull down that trick's panties and brand the word "DIVA" into one of his nalgas. A source said that everyone on the Magic Mike set tried to get those two to play nice, but Channing washed his hands of Alex and wants nothing to do with him. The source says that's why Alex wasn't on the cover of Entertainment Weekly with the other hot pieces.
“Channing said he didn’t want to do [the shoot] if Alex was there,” our source sniffed. “Alex is known in Hollywood for being rude and difficult.” Previous reports have chronicled Pettyfer’s issues on other movie sets.But a rep for Pettyfer told us about the EW shoot: “They were all offered the cover, and everyone was happy to do it with everyone else. Alex was unavailable to travel to New York . . . because he had another commitment that he couldn’t get out of. It was purely a logistical issue that prevented Alex from getting there.”
There's only one way to settle this: lubed-up sword fight at dusk on Joe ManJello's abs. Film it in 3D and there's your sequel to Magic Mike.
And here's Carol O'Neal and the Texas T-Rex obviously talking shit about Alex while posing for photographers at a photo call for Magic Mike in Berlin.
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alex is getting a big head already.
thats one way to Lindsay Lohan your career.
Say what you will about Channing carol brady tatum, but he is the hardest working bitch.
he went from being a clothes hangar walking up and down a catwalk displaying clothes, and transition to making movies.
sure he might have done some "favours" to both men and women at the studios, but he knows how to get it done.
Look at the unsuccesful attempts Noah Mills has had trying to pull a stockard channing carol brady tatum. Noah Mills is way hotter than Channing, but he hasn't being able to transition into movies and will always remain as that model guy number 19175757 who dolce and gabbana finger banged at some dark nightclub in Milan as part of their casting call for their "S/S 2012 Milan Fashion Week"
i wish i was at that photo shoot and when joe manjelllo and matt boner were warming up, they would do push ups on top of me......
Channing Tatum is one very hot and very sexy man. y'all must be jeeluz loozers LOL seriously, i have the hotty hot hots for channing. the man is one HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HOTTY HOT HOTTY MAN. and by all accounts he's a nice guy who knows the limits of his talent and wants to learn more. I LUVZ HIM i do i do
Why do they keep trying to make Alex Pettyfer happen? Especially since with douchebag attitude he's not making it easy, the fact he's barely known and been in no big films also does not warrant this attitude.
He's not had a big breakthrough like the Hemsworth brothers or Jennifer Lawrence to be called a hot up and comer or the now A list Channing Tatum (it's been his year). He's not known by the public yet, even hardcore movie buffs would barely know him. He's basically Shia LaDouche without all the big blockbuster Speilberg films.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Seriously who gives a crap? Until either one of these up and comers prove that they have staying power they can both beat the crap out of each other and be done with it. Pettyfer's last two movie bit the dust and Channing Tatum makes a kid in a elementary school Christmas pageant look like Meryll Streep or Robert Di Niro.
As gay as a pocket full of posies.
Thanks 2 all for the feedback. even hitting Shift + Refresh and etc is not solving -found some other firefox users noting this.. but only noticing on this site..
-those actors who gain lose weight muscle etc are seriously affecting their looks in the long run.
imo it shortens their 'leading man ' career considerably when they do this for a role more than once.
its a fact that Matt Damon Messed up his Adrenal Glands for Years when he lost all that weight (and so Fast!) for 1 of his 1st movies.
military movie - think tthe one with Meg Ryan as the helicopter pilot.
anyway Matt had to take COrtisol /Hydrocortisone Hormone Rx for a Year or 2
in order tfor his own Adrenal Glands and HPA Axis!!
to recover. (President Kennedy had AUtoimune-Disease of his Adrenal Glands
Matt's was different problem. (this info can still be found .like
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Oscars/matt-damon-stars/story?id=995...
mroe and more of Hypothyroid and autoimmmuen thryoid patients know about adrenals/HPA axis
too bad the doctors don't have a clue;/
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What prior commitments? This was Pettyfer's first paying gig in months (and likely his last given his rep).
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Does the Petty One actually want to *be* employable? If you can't work with someone as easy-going as CT, then what's your next step? Good Lord, even James Deen can show up on a "mainstream" set, read his lines and be complimentary to his co-stars. How hard is it to wear assless chaps and brood at the same time?
Butterfaces, the lot of 'em.
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It's PHELPS time!
Who has not had that cunty office worker cubemate that you just wanted to throttle? This is the same freaking thing. The only difference is that we are talking about high profile people.
They do what we all have to do - suck it up and let it go. The money is what we are all after. In the end, who gives a damn? Let the cunt be the cuntrified douche roll that they are. They can go to hell.
Is that guy on the right's abs for real? I have never seen any in my whole life with such straight lines that looked like graphing paper as well as a rifle scope around his belly button.
I know there is liposculpting for that. Wondering if he used a coupon from the back of the phone book.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:49pm.
Lucy - 21 Jump Street cracked me up. After I got over being butt hurt about them remaking one of my childhood favorites I just tried to enjoy myself. Which I did. The scene where they are tripping balls had me on the floor.
Haaahaha, me too! I had no idea what 21 Jump Street was when I went to see the film, and I didn't get the whole Johnny Depp cameo until someone pointed it out. But I loved it!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 3:44pm.
Is there a video of these two gorgeous fudge-packers 'doing it'?
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SHUT YER YAP OR I'LL SLAP A BITCH! Channing Tatum is NOT gay. I give no shits about the other dude.
Lisbet459: Yeah. It's aging. He's the male equivalent of Helen whatshername (oscar winner) who aged very poorly in the face also. What's her name, Helen from the movie with Jack Nicholson, and then Mel Gibson? (My celebrity name recall is my aging loss...no big worry.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Is there a video of these two gorgeous fudge-packers 'doing it'?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 3:19pm.
I'm not going to the movie theater alone to see this, so I have to wait for DVD or on demand. BH refuses to see it so...Imma have to wait until everyone goes to bed and watch alone and I'll feel like a dirty birdie for it.
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I went with my girl friend. Neither her hubby or my BF wanted to go (gee, I wonder why?). They woulda got a complexes.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 3:07pm.
skinny fat - I just got severely side tracked over on youtube with all the various clips from that movie there.
*fans self*
I need a moment.
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Tell me about it. All that humping and swiveling and perfect nekkid tushies. And CHANNING TATUM, the new love of my life.
I'm not going to the movie theater alone to see this, so I have to wait for DVD or on demand. BH refuses to see it so...Imma have to wait until everyone goes to bed and watch alone and I'll feel like a dirty birdie for it.
OCTO POST! Ba ha ha ha ha ha!
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Certified Slore
skinny fat - I just got severely side tracked over on youtube with all the various clips from that movie there.
*fans self*
I need a moment.
Bloody hell! I SWEAR I only pressed the post button ONCE! It's not like I had a great point to push! Sorry guys, but just in case, do I win a prize? I like fluffy unicorns
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Certified Slore
Not you Dog.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:38pm.
Shouldn't Dog be spelled DAWG?
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Huh? I like my name the way it is. WTF?
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They both look like a couple of douchenozzels.
Alex Poofter?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:48pm.
Extended Magic Mike trailer:
http://youtu.be/n3oMHZuZSGA
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thank you M.E.
Lucy - 21 Jump Street cracked me up. After I got over being butt hurt about them remaking one of my childhood favorites I just tried to enjoy myself. Which I did. The scene where they are tripping balls had me on the floor.
Extended Magic Mike trailer:
http://youtu.be/n3oMHZuZSGA
In She's the Man (I hate myself for liking that movie) I didn't care for him, or in that GI:Joe crap. But when I went to see 21 Jump Street months ago, I stopped hating him.
He was very good in that, but then again he was playing a doofus, which required nothing other than to show up for the scenes and read lines.
His face... just no. I will rent MM when it comes out on DVD though.
The first thing I ever saw him in was "Step Up" and he's got the moves in that movie too. I don't oooooogle over him, but I do think he's sessy.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:26pm.
I do not find Channing Tatum hot. At all. His face is fug to me.
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That's fine because HE'S ALL MINE.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:26pm.
I do not find Channing Tatum hot. At all. His face is fug to me.
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That's fine because HE'S ALL MINE.
Shouldn't Dog be spelled DAWG?
Submitted by Maggie69 on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:18pm.
Never was a fan of Channing, but when I saw him in Magic Mike ... OMG!! can that boy move. I mean REALLY move! Especially when he's in the hoodie and stripping to "Pony". Lordy!
(Btw, still doesn't come close to Matthew McConauhey's strip, though.)
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I felt the same way about Channing and now I'm in love with him. Matthew McGonogay looked kuje a preening gay leathery old peacock in Magic Mike. Greasy gross and smarmy. ICK. Now, Channing on the other hand made me all weak in the knees.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:25pm.
Last time, unless someone else pops up with the same name and is miffed by it. :-)
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I'm not miffed so that is one down!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
we did have a Diamond Dog back in the day....LOL
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
It all looks more than a tad gay to me. Ain't nothing wrong with that, if that's your target audience. In any event, I think I'll pass on this one.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ugh. I just noticed Tatum's head is shaped like a pony keg with a patch of indoor/outdoor carpet taped to the top of it. Blech.
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Submitted by elanenergy on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:05pm.
Maybe human growth hormone (HGR)? It's use is so secret, no one knows what that does long term on the body. So I've read. Dunno. But it's alarming to me when celebrities, especially ones you've kinda judged to be moderate or level headed, then go on to ... be ....unrecognizable
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I don't think that he's unrecognisable. Just gaunt and like he never wore sunscreen.
It's possible that he used HGH but, again, I'm sceptical. The only effect on the face that I could find is "bone growths". It wasn't any more specific than that, but I don't think he has that problem.
HGH also causes swelling of the joints, as well as abdominal weight gain and water retention around the tummy. I don't see any of that on MMC.
Occam's Razor: He's gotten older and his face is losing elasticity. He hasn't taken the proper precautions against the sun. Keeping his body fat down to the levels he needs to get work means that his face looks thin and gaunt.
ETA: No, wait a mo. I asked Mr. Lisbet, and he said that HGH can make the eyebrows and jawbone incredibly protuberant, which is what they mean by "bone growths". I'm not really seeing that, but make of it what you will.
ubmitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:15pm.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:46pm.
Welcome back ;-)
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How many times are you going to change your name?
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Last time, unless someone else pops up with the same name and is miffed by it. :-)
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ubmitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:46pm.
Welcome back ;-)
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Is this our left coast girl?
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Yep.
my original name was duplicated. The second one pissed someone else off.
Hopefully, this one won't piss anyone off. I can't seem to win here.
Anyway, hope this ends name-gate.
I'm on here because I love the Dlisted and the commenters and I missed it.
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Submitted by elanenergy on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:45pm.
"...so I'll speculate that Mcconadong's near unrecognizable face has to do with steriod use of some kind. That shit's nasty. And dudes keep their use of it a secret, just like hos keep their botox use (also weird, I think) private."
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Not disagreeing at all on his yuck face, not sure if it's bad plastic surgery...or what...but I've read recently, no clue where even, that he's doing a role soon about a guy dying of AIDS and his recent sickly look is him slimming down/whatever for that part. Dunno if it's true or not.
Did anybody ever find those chippendales cuffs and collar costumes attractive? Did anybody really care? Hate 'em, meself. Like putting those little panties on a rack of lamb...weird.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
oh he's engaged to Elvis' grandaughter now too, or he was in March
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Never was a fan of Channing, but when I saw him in Magic Mike ... OMG!! can that boy move. I mean REALLY move! Especially when he's in the hoodie and stripping to "Pony". Lordy!
(Btw, still doesn't come close to Matthew McConauhey's strip, though.)
As far as Alex. FUCK HIM!! I read that he has a tattoo that says "THANK YOU" below his belly button. Why? (As he says), just in case he forgets to say it. Someone TRULY needs to punch this douche in the face!
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:37pm.
they look like a couple of crowned racks of lamb. pass.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Damn, I'm going to use that one somewhere today. Don't know where, but I'll work it in.
On topic: The male stripper look does not excite me. Too high-maintenance and unreal for my tastes. [shrug]