Nick Jonas Got Himself A New Piece
With The Silver Fox and Frank Ocean coming out in the same week, professional beards everywhere are shaking out of fear that this will inspire closeted queens to also come out and then their jobs will be in danger. But you can always count on tricks like Joe Jonas to keep the beard economy alive! Joe traded his usual partner in struttin', this hot piece right here, for a new ho (literally, a new ho, but I'll get to that later) and the two of them walked around in Manhattan the other day with his parents and his brother Nick Jonas. How and when did Nick Jonas go from looking like a meek, weak toddler bird to looking like THIS? Dude used to look like a Twinkie without any cream filling and now he looks like a hot dog puffing up in the microwave. And I am not trying to look at Nick Jonas' bulge, but it's kind of hard since you can almost see the outline of his purity cock ring.
Now, back to Joe's latest rent-a-beard. I approve of her for one simple fact. Her name is:
NATASHIA HO!
She had me at HO.
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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I'm no body language expert, but although they're holding hands in public, they don't seem into each other AT ALL
if i were the type to be in a closet (I'M NOT) I imagine I'd at least TRY to make it convincing
joe jonus sucks
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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I'd go cougar for Nick.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Those sunglasses the one in khakis is wearing make him look like the scream mask.
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"If you run, you'll only die tired."
ahem...nick has grown...
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Nick has really beefed up, just look at how thick he is compared to Joe in the first thumb. his neck is thick too.
I bet thats not the only thing thats thick about Nick.
I just remembered the Blind Item about the star who was drinking by ten am and partying half the night with friends using his credit cards and in a spiral down that someone in the family needed to intervene and here's mom and pop and good brother and beard......
holy smokes! when did nick jonas go up on my fuckable radar???
shiizzzz, he has baulked up, muscle boy...
my spider senses are tingling.
move over joe, a new hot brother is in town.
actually id bang them both.
Don't think that this is bearding. Why the hell in this day and age would anyone go to the trouble? No one cares if you're gay.
Poor Joe. He looks so uncomfortable. They should have rehearsed the photoop several more times.
I like Nick. He has a personality. I'd be afraid of hurting Joe's feelings.
Love the top of the dress. Not sure how I feel about the length. Too old for her.
He looks like he can't wait to get this photo-op over with. He was much more comfortable with the hot male piece he was buying sneakers with a few weeks ago.
Joe Jonas is a dickbag. Nick is actually a nice guy, and the most talented of the lot.
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 8:28pm.
ROFL at #7.
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Hahaha....looks like he scratched his balls and had a sniff to check.
I've heard that Joe and Kevin are nice but Nick (who I figured out now is the youngest one) is an uptight and rude asshole.
ROFL at #7. He looks like he smelled something bad on his finger. Did he finger her butt?
Joe looks so uncomfortable and awkward holding her hand, yikes, send him back to SoHO with the hunky south American, and prance around with shopping bags, have brunch and cocktails and be fabulous!
I thought Joe was going to be on a dating show, kinda like the Bachelor, but with a few other D list celebs, looking for love?
Nick is gay?
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Nick was always the cute one, yet the other 2 ass-faced JoBros get most of the attention?
The diminutive for her name is Nastya. So its Nastya Ho.
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Submitted by Da Truff on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:42pm.
Her nickname: Nata Ho
Lol Irish Fury. I'm sure you would have been the perfect Mrs. Hoare! Reminds me of an episode of the IT Crowd (hilarious British comedy that you should look up if you dont already love it) when Jen starts going on with a guy called Peter File.
I do Pagents!
Submitted by pohyah on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:12pm.
Hoares are only hot til they get used up Irish Fury:-) I do Pagents!
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But! But! When I was a kid, I'd look at him sneakily and want to grow up to be a Hoare too! A Mrs. Hoare!
I think it's the most unfortunate name, along with Raper and the like. Imagine shouting out your last name when asked in a bar or something. It's HOARE! I'M A HOARE!
Probably gets a gal a lot of free drinks though!
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Dark-sided!
Hoares are only hot til they get used up Irish Fury:-) I do Pagents!
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:31pm.
Must be from the Hawaiin island of Wannapokeapeepee.
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Ahahaha Manimal, you funny guy ♥
Oh god, I googled. So not hot anymore.
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Dark-sided!
I went to school with a Hoare. Her brother was hot as hell.
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Dark-sided!
The twink in the main pic is Joe. The guy in the lower pics is Nick. I know this because my niece is a huge Jonas fan. Appalling, I know, but she hates LesBeaver so she gets big points for that.
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In Ireland there is a common surname called Hoare ....yes pronounced whore. I wish that was my surname *sigh*
I do Pagents!
i agree salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:05pm.
what a lot of people forget is that 1 of them has Diabetes Type 1*. which is an AUtoimmune disease!
& yes the autoimmune *genes run in families.
so does the "process' which turns ON those Autoimmune genes.
and doctors do not know 90% of the science they should know about Autoimmune disease.
and yes autoimmune disease affects brain and behavior and 'outward appearance' (SIGNS :) since yes the Immune system affects the Central Nervous System and the "stress system" =(HPA Axis etc)
ergo. people can have fight/ flight/ fear/ freeze types of behaviors (both mental or physical)
VS 'Tend/ Befriend / rest digest repair/ behaviors (both mental or Physical)
99% doctors have no clue cuz medical schools/curriculum are Decades behind the Existing science
ofcourse, any one can be straight or bi or gay,
but
you can't infer people's orientation just by looking at their "SIGNS" (how they walk talk or even who they hang out with)
(doctors use the term "signs and symptoms :)
the reality is EVERY thing you do and think and reaction you have..
is a "SIGN" and an 'outward reflection' of your body's cellular and CNS Status.
whether good or bad.
"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now." = Edna 'E' Mode
I want Beard Bitch's dress. That is all.
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Nick Jonas is hot but he looks like he's way into himself which is a big turn off. I'd hit it though.
Joe Jonas, oy. Is his gf half Vietnamese? The only time I ever saw the last name Ho is from a Vietnamese person.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
The guy in the last pic looks very serious about doing something to Nick with his banana.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
The sad part of my life is that thanks to Sam I know that this IS Nick Jonas and MK got it right. Joe is much taller. Nick is pretty much the only Jonas (outside of their fatass little brother Frankie)who doesn't have speculation around his sexuality. Apparently, he's straight, and an uber-douche ("What a surprise" - The world).
Kevin and Joe, (the married douche, and the one who screams and faints when panties are thrown at him on stage)) have always been thought of as gay.
I hate that I know this.
*Hides head in shame*
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Nick is the one in the first thumb with the brown shirt on. Joe is in the main pic with the Ho. He is also in the first thumb in the gray tee shirt to the right of Nick.
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Has it occured to anybody that he and the other brother are not gay, I mean, if all we're doing is judging this one on his "strut" or his tastes in clothes, then it's not enough.
Make no mistake, I don't care for any of these generic little media whores, especially this one who fucked with Demi Lovato's already fucked up head, and they definitely work the ho stroll to get photographed holding hands with hot chicks, but all I'm saying is that there haven't been any stories about scorned ex lovers or any manwhore willing to step up and claim that he did something with him or the elder Jonas brother.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Nick was always the cute one, yet it's the other JoBros with ass-face that get most of the attention?
If I walked past any one of these people, I would never know who they were.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:33pm.
yes!!
and we also know just how long to stick around in a marriage, and what info we need to keep track of, to become very happy very wealthy ex-wives.
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I dunno.... She kinda looks like and Ida Ho to me. *scratches head*
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
theyre all queer. betcha their gay card gonna get revoke. i mean look at this douche. i wouldnt want him in my club.
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*shrug* no confusion because they're interchangeable, to me.
Her nickname: Nata Ho
hahaha Mani! brilliant.
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It's PHELPS time!
This post has me very confused too. I have no idea what is going on. And I didn't think Nick was gay....I thought Joe was? Who has a new piece...Nick or Joe has a new beard??
The one w/out the glasses is lookin' hot and def gives off a straight vibe.
The other one looks so uncomfortable holding that chick's hand. It's painful.
JOE Jonas is the one holding the hands of Ho. You betta fix that or else you are gonna feel the wrath of Nick's fans. Nick is the cute one wearing the khaki shorts. He's the one that was in Les Miz and How to Succeed. The other people are Mama and Papa Jonas. Kevin the married one is not there but will star in his reality show Married to Jonas. Joe will be in his music reality show called The Next.
It does frustrate me when I can't tell them apart from one another.
At least be like the Hanson Brothers and have different haircuts.
Must be from the Hawaiin island of Wannapokeapeepee.
Whoever he is, he looks good in the photos without the sunglasses.
MK that's not Nick tho, that's Joe Jonas!
@El Bastardo...great catch!
I'd bend Nick over and do him hard - but then he's got that purse thing...ah hell, I would still do him hard - he does have a great ass.
Married to Jonas starts in August. Supposed to be an anti-Kardash show. Thank you Ryan for another fuckery of a reality show.
I don't see any cock bulge in any of these pictures... I do see a nice bulge in the back in the second to the last pic though. Nick has such a hot bubble ass.