Saturday, July 7th 2012

What In Endora Going To A Funeral Hell?

Angie Jolie must've been in a for real hurry to get to the Sarajevo from the Maleficent set in England, because ho didn't even change out of her costume. Angie is in Sarajevo with some of the child army to attend its film festival, but she looks more like she's there to drop a double, double toil and trouble spell on the city. Angie is a black pointy hat and a broomstick away from looking like Mrs. Roper going to a seance. Maybe she wore that black tarp of a dress so she can hide some orphans up in there and smuggle them out of the country easily?

The rest of my thoughts about Angie's look are best expressed through Shiloh's "Why did she have to wear the mournin' muumuu and Easy Spirit wedges again?" face.

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Can I ask a dumb question? Why so much hate for Brangelina? I don't know enough about them to even know why anyone would hate them.

Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.

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Submitted by lislop on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 1:19am.

Here's Chicken Leg at a drug den. I saw this video a while ago. I think at the end you can see a guy bending over a table doing drugs. I'm sure if you have experience with drugs you might be able to tell what CL is on.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/1178856/Angelina-Jo...

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She sounds like she's on speed. She's just babbling on about nothing really.

Here's Chicken Leg at a drug den. I saw this video a while ago. I think at the end you can see a guy bending over a table doing drugs. I'm sure if you have experience with drugs you might be able to tell what CL is on.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/1178856/Angelina-Jo...

This is for you too Loons. You're welcome.

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John's haircut is ridiculous and you know Morticia's armpits stink

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If you people think Shiloh is beautiful... you should take a look at Freddie Prinze Jr./Sarah Michelle gellar's daughter.
That little girl can dance circles around Shiloh.
Personally, I've always found ALL the joliePitt bio kids to be average at best!

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Hi MizRo!

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I am all for wearing comfortable clothes and I like the color black... but I think this woman needs to have her head checked. Probably a lot of cob webs up there. Who wears this much black all the time? She even wears black to the beach, I bet. W.T.F.?

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 12:07pm.
Lucifer_Sam: Would've loved to see her all smacked out.

Just watch ANY video of her talking ;o)

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Personally I don't give a shit that she called Shiloh a blob; but I think that it was the context in which she said it that pissed people off. Something along the lines of "Zahara and Maddox are SURVIVORS! Shiloh is a blob with no personality" but not in those words.

She is such an arrogant asshole, she thinks that people who haven't suffered aren't deserving of love or something? When she herself grew up with a silver spoon up her ass and spent her teens/20s playing the bad girl trying to hide it. Didn't she say she was reluctant to date Brad because she was expecting her next relationship to be with some heroic doctor risking his life to work for the Red Cross or some shit?

And I'm sorry but there is no arbitration on insults for celebrities here. Say everything or say nothing IMO.

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.....The quote does not end there, she goes on by saying that shiloh does not do anything just sleep because she was a newborn...i agree i wouldn't call a baby a blob, but newborns don't do shit..they are boring as hell ..

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:20pm.

You really do look fab, Dog *holding mirror for Dog to admire*.

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*sees reflection*

Well hello there!

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You really do look fab, Dog *holding mirror for Dog to admire*. My 4th was typical Americana; bbq, baseball game, fireworks.

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:05pm.

Les DogRo - how was the 4th? you look very patriotic chic!

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Don't I, though? *preens*

It was lovely, thanks. And yours?

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LisBet: no worries, she can wear what she wants, not picking on her, just using my powers of observation and what will be, will be - I wish her happiness no matter what.

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Blobs for the win. I'd rather have a blob than a baby that cries nonstop!

ITA....there are plenty of reasons to dislike Brangelina but that's pretty low on my list.

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:00pm.

SteelCityGal: Shiloh is gay (not cognizant of it yet)I surmise but that's my perspective.
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C'mon, leave the kid alone. She's, what?, 6 and people are reading way too much into her clothes. Can't she just wear what she wants?

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Les DogRo - how was the 4th? you look very patriotic chic!

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as the parent of a 3 year old I'm looking forward to the newborn who "doesn't do anything"...yeah like throw all his toys around the house, jumping on furniture, refusing to eat, forgetting his potty training and peeing all over the floor, the occasional tantrum, hours spent bent over trying to teach them how to ride a bike, and the dreaded following me around the house going mama mama mama mama mama mama mama...yeah, a "doesn't do anything" blob will be a nice change of pace.

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Happy Sunday, Les Miz! HA!

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M.E. psl, Doggie: happy Sunday!
SteelCityGal: Shiloh is gay (not cognizant of it yet)I surmise but that's my perspective.

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PSL - I never understood why people were so pissed by that remark. I'm a mother and it didn't bother me at all. Newborns sleep, eat and shit. That is it. Oh and cry.

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Didn't Colin Ferrell let something slip about them doing cocaine together as well? Well, it's not exactly news anyway that she is a drug addicted skank. I do not think it is past tense either. Also, I've heard (not whispers either ....everyone talks) that the Pitts is a pill popper and a zombie when they are together.
I'm just so disappointed that Russell Crowe might have went near her. Sads.

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Shiloh is this generation's Chaz Bono. It's only a matter of time.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:45pm.

PSL, that whole "babies don't do anything until 6 months" is bull and I'm sad you said that. Sure, they can't do most things but they can smile and laugh and love. To me, that's not a blob and it's not "doing nothing". :-(
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I get your point but, for a lot of parents, the really interesting point comes after the first few months. They themselves are less sleep deprived and more used to the baby. Also, the baby is more responsive and able to do things.

I hate Brangelina as much as most commenters here. But the "blob" comment was, at worst, a poor choice of words.

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PSL, that whole "babies don't do anything until 6 months" is bull and I'm sad you said that. Sure, they can't do most things but they can smile and laugh and love. To me, that's not a blob and it's not "doing nothing". :-(

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she did. but babies do not really do anything until about 6 months....I have taken care of infants, and adored them, but they don't do much. Especially in comparison to older children. It doesn't mean you don't love them. That is what I took from her comment.

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Apparently I am one of the ones who misread or misunderstood her blob comment because I interpreted it as she thought of Shiloh that way after she was born.

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Dog, I think there is plenty to pick on Angie about, don't get me wrong. I just think that comment is not one of them.

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PSL, Gwen isn't a vampire.

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Bringing up he "blob" comment bothers me too. I am no loon for Angie but shit, babies ARE blobs for about 6 months..........it doesn't mean you don't love them, but they don't do much.

Gwen Stefani made a similar comment, and no one shreds her for it.

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Submitted by M.E. on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:00pm.

200+ comments? Really?

LOL! Is that a complaint that there aren't enough comments or a complaint that there are too many?

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Submitted by M.E. on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:00pm.

200+ comments? Really?

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200+ comments? Really?

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Sans Fards, I think that was blood. But I think it was all HIS idea and she balked at first.

Ewwwww, I can't do that! *horrified look* Okay, but you have to buy me those Espadrilles I wanted.

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Exactly Lislop!
and i agree with you other posters comments re: the Loons.

here is who i think makes up the majority of the Loon Base :
read the entire article to 'get' all their points as their wording is a bit confusing.

http://www.livescience.com/21420-moms-intensive-parenting-happiness.html

including this bit:
The belief that parenting is a great challenge was also linked less life satisfaction, as well as more depression and stress.

"That one is a strongly held belief," Liss said. "Parenting being really, really hard is a commonly held belief that seems to be really bad for women."

THOSE are the women who are most likely to turn into BrandaLoons! they worship angie cuz they Thought her main focus in life was Children and Mothering (when in fact Angelinas main focus in life is to do whatever her brain thinks will /should make it FEEL BETTER (release endorphins or Take "endorphins".

the Loons simply can't /won't see how unhealthy Angelina is;; even if it means ignoring how it has affected those children.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:20pm.

LOL Dog, that is an interesting theory....instead of being a heroin-addled sex-crazed demonic fiend before she met Brad, she actually sat around and played Jenga with James Haven and some chinese takeout on Saturday nights!

And that vial of Billy Bob's blood? Cranberry juice. That's all.

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Yep, and when at her wedding to Jonny Lee Miller she wore rubber pants and white t-shirt with Jonny's name written on it in her own blood, it wasn't her blood, it was just lipstick. :P

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LOL Dog, that is an interesting theory....instead of being a heroin-addled sex-crazed demonic fiend before she met Brad, she actually sat around and played Jenga with James Haven and some chinese takeout on Saturday nights!

And that vial of Billy Bob's blood? Cranberry juice. That's all.

As for Shiloh, I think she's a cute little kid, long hair or short.

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Submitted by lislop on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 10:29am.

Thanks for the link. Maybe I'm just cynical but I don't believe this guy one bit. Either he made the whole thing up or she paid him to say those things to boost her "cred". I still think AJ is just a boring drudge at heart who was always picked last for kickball.

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Before she had the child army, she dressed pretty well, but now it's all gone to pieces.

The thing with Shiloh's hair is that short hair looks terrible when it grows out, so if you're not keeping it short, it will go through that weird phase. The strange thing is she grows it in and then wants it chopped to the boy cut again.

I do understand why she dresses that way. When I was her age, I only wanted to wear the same t-shirt and jeans over and over. Comfort was key and anything frilly or girly was itchy. I did want long hair though and played equally with toy guns and GI Joes and Barbies, so that was a contradiction.

If she went to school and wasn't famous, I think she'd be branded the weird kid though. It's not nice to say, but there was a certain kind of kid that was always branded as odd and typically had the Shiloh look. :\

Awful fashion sense. Just awful. And what is with the shoes? (shakes head)

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I can't decide which is scarier - Angie's outfit or Shiloh's haircut - damn.
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Jolie looks as idiot-ic as you can when you wave to your called paparazzi friends while wearing some Burkaesqe outfit.

Shiloh's hair is a mess - staged tomboy image or not, I don't see any boys or girls with hair like that.

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:47am.

Maybe I missed seeing it here, but FYI, MK's Boo is officially out of the closet! I read it at CNN.com. Anderson Cooper confirmed in an email what most people already knew. Good for him!

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I cant get over that hairdo of the kid.