Just Married: Drew Barrymore Is
A little over 100 guests including Reese Witherspoon, Busy Phillips and Cameron Diaz (basically the bland blonde trifecta) all swooned with their ear holes when Drew Barrymore said "I do" in that drunk baby lisp of hers to her piece of over a year Will Kopelman at her fancy house in Montecito, CA (or as Drew calls it "Montathito") last night. People, who let us know that all EXCLUSIVO pictures of Drew's wedding will be in their next i$$ue, said that Drew got her ass married under a chuppah and a rabbi officiated the ceremony.
Designed by celebrity wedding planners Yifat Oren and and Stefanie Cove – who handled Reese Witherspoon's country chic nuptials last March – the intimate ceremony was "a classic, simple, very pretty, garden-inspired wedding," a source tells PEOPLE.
Classic and simple = BORING. What is the point of having a backyard wedding if you're not going to party it up? Since this is Drew's third marriage (never 4get Tom Green), she should've done it big. Drew should've been popping her pregnant pussy on top of a table as her guests threw dollar bills (which is like long grain white rice to the rich) at her.
UsWeekly says that Drew's something new was a "baby bump" (yes, we're still calling it a baby bump) and she accentuated it with a wedding dress by Chanel since her now father-in-law used to be the CEO of Chanel. I love weddings where the bride has a serious case of the BABIES!!! You haven't been to a wedding until you've been to one in a Catholic Church where an obviously knocked up bride is standing in front of a priest while wearing a virgin white gown from David's Bridal. The bride's abuelita muttering "ay" to herself during the ceremony will take you high, but the bride toasting to her new marriage with a plastic flute full of Mountain Dew at the reception will take you even higher. I mean, Mountain Dew is the Andre of sodie pop.


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drew comes off as desperate and dirty to me.. eh she's probably incredibly screwed up in the head.. but it seems like she was always with "the one" when she would date.. shes been passed around as much as miss diaz.
I agree with bookworm. Drew always seemed desperate not to be alone. Every man she dated was "wonderful."
I am going to throw a few bucks into the hat that says its not going to last. She isn't someone that will go the distance on relationships. I think Tom Green couldn't deal with her dalliances with women.
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Submitted by Fat Lady on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 4:11am.
Submitted by Bree on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 3:59am.
My sympathies.
And, they want the bridesmaids outfits and gifts and shit all out of pocket of said attendees. It's puke inducing. I rage!
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Ugh, my sympathies to YOU! Yeesh!!
Submitted by kylimayrow on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:19pm.
Typical Pisces woman, she will marry about 5 more times like Pisces Goddess Liz Taylor. The fishy lady are romantics and very seldom see the reality of things within their lover affairs.
That's why, as a pisces woman, I told my mother I was getting married never or twice.
Personally, I love Drew Barrymore. I've met her a few times. She's really sweet and friendly, and not in like, a fake way. She's a nice girl, so I wish her the best.
Also let's keep in mind, her first to marriages were to a bartender/"DJ" when she was 21 and then Tom Green. TOM GREEN. This guy seems normal.
Is there any celebrity whose THIRD marriage lasted more than a few years? She got married because she's pregnant (which is a rarity in Hollyweird). That voice of hers and the lopsided smirk annoy the crap out of me.
I love Drew Barrymore, have always loved Drew Barrymore, and I wish her all the best!
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Submitted by Bree on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 3:59am.
My sympathies.
And, they want the bridesmaids outfits and gifts and shit all out of pocket of said attendees. It's puke inducing. I rage!
Submitted by Fat Lady on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 5:56pm.
LOL@ 3rd marriages.
Liz Taylor, give us a sign!
Honestly, I just hate when people have huge, ridiculous weddings for their 2nd-7th marriages. It's fucking annoying as fuck. I had to be a bridesmaid for my sisters 4th fucking WEDDING and I was pissed as fucking hell. Fuck. Stop with the cheesy weddings when you are passed the second try.
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My fiance's mother got engaged right after we did and her wedding is before ours (our first marriage for both my fiance and I). She is doing the big white wedding dress and everything. Her second marriage, her husband's fourth. I'm a little pissed that she stole my thunder, as petty as that is.
I'm actually really impressed at how her life has turned out, considering her childhood. I just wish people would wait longer and get to know someone a little better before marrying. What's the rush?!
Submitted by ewe on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 3:14pm.
At Nigerian weddings they throw money at the bride and groom while they dance for the people. And then there's always that one fool who thinks he's invisible and tries to grab some of it. I always thought it was tacky, but my Nigerian friend told me they got loads when she got married.
I like Drew... and her little lisp too. So, good lucks and shit.
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At the weddings I've been to the bride and groom dance and the people who get up to dance with them pin a bill on their garments. Some people get crafty and fashion a pair of glasses for the groom, bows (that they somehow put on the grooms hair) a tail (for the groom--basically, they try to humiliate the groom!). Some people put an apron on the groom (to imply that he is going to be emasculated after he gets married).
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
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I like Drew but I fucking HATE how she always needs (needed) a man. I can't remember her ever being without a boyfriend. And she is always saying how wonderful they are (the men) and how lucky she is to have him - blah, blah, blah. She reeks of desperation, always hanging on to the latest boyfriend for dear life. And they never last long.
She's been with this one a year and already she has converted to his religion. It won't last. I'll give it 6 - 12 months, 2 years at best.
So she has converted. What does that now mean, she can't eat bacon?
I give it a year, 2 if she's lucky.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:00pm.
She's on her way to being Gen X's Liz Taylor with the number of marriages she's going for. This won't last, but I hope I'm wrong.
And ITA - money talks $$ bullshit walks. she paid to convert on the fast-track.
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You know she paid up the kazoo to some synagogue to convert that quick.
My ex-husband was Jewish. He said something to me about converting. I laughed in his face and told him, sure! On only one condition: that he also converts to MY religion.
Guess that marriage was doomed from the start...
Hopefully things turn out better for Drew.
i'm watching Game of Thrones for the first time [yes i'm tardy to the party]. i know it's the finale -- is the story so complex that i won't have a clue at all and maybe not worth trying to watch?
ETA: OT, but this seems to be where everyone is
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:43pm.
If a dumb broad converts for her third wedding, can she go back to her regular religion in a few months when she gets divorced?
Awwwwwww fuck, CrazyJ!
Is religion like being "a little bit pregnant"?
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 9:12pm.
I like her... she has never been a fame whore, and true to her normal style, she didn't whore out her marriage or her baby news. So congrats..hope she's happy!
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Supposedly they did whore out the wedding pics to People.
Chelsea Clinton didn't convert when she married a Jewish guy, so maybe Drew didn't either.
crazyinjapan, hahahaha - you got it girl!
If a dumb broad converts for her third wedding, can she go back to her regular religion in a few months when she gets divorced?
Again? I give it a year.
When it comes to weddings, if you decide to go that route, then corny makes sense to me.
I am surprised that she didn't end up marrying some dude from a band since that has been her most recent string of loves. Read that this guy is an art dealer. Well.
Typical Pisces woman, she will marry about 5 more times like Pisces Goddess Liz Taylor. The fishy lady are romantics and very seldom see the reality of things within their lover affairs.
Looks like a horror movie from the 70's, where the devil rents a black car to take the souls of the towns people.
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 6:22pm.
That makes me want to wax both eyebrows completely off of the person that said/wrote it.
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AHHAHAHAHA, I swear I'm going to use this somehow, somewhere.
She's on her way to being Gen X's Liz Taylor with the number of marriages she's going for. This won't last, but I hope I'm wrong.
And ITA - money talks $$ bullshit walks. she paid to convert on the fast-track.
Submitted by literarylioness Sun, 06/03/2012 7:09pm.
My grandfather converted from Lutheran to Catholic for my grandmother, but was a staunch atheist! He ended up being a bigamist, but that's a different story. My granny technically never got a divorce and died a nice Catholic.
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Wow Literarylioness, this story sounds just like my husband's grandparents! You're not from Niagara Falls, NY, are you?
Drew seems like a decent person and she's no dummy. I think she's rushing into all this, but she'll be fine whatever happens.
I do hope it works out but I'm skeptical. It'd be nice to be wrong.
Are they divorced yet?
I like her... she has never been a fame whore, and true to her normal style, she didn't whore out her marriage or her baby news. So congrats..hope she's happy!
mazel tov. i can't say anything bad about her. i hope she's happy.
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I read a little bit about one of the guests, Reese Witherspoon, in our local paper this morning. Our town was where the West Memphis 3 trials were held (my divorce lawyer was Damien Echols' public pretender back in the day). One of the mothers of the children who were murdered, Pam Hobbs, was on the front page. She said she went to Sundance for the West Memphis 3 movie premiere. Reese Witherspoon is playing her and Pam is very proud of that--said it gave her "the big head." She said Reese is very polite and down to earth. She also said she met Damien Echols there and they met in a park. He cried and told her he was sorry for what happened to her son. Even she doesn't believe they did it now, but I remember her twenty years ago on Region 8 News, and how convinced she was that he did it and how he should should burn in hell for it. So much has changed since then. I always thought they were innocent, but now I can actually say that in public.
*calls out the window*
I think....a convert from agnostic means Jesus is here...or otherwise you've had a personal miracle/relevation of some sort.
*closes window so a/c doesn't get out*
*waves*
This really is cause to celebrate...love her!
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I have always liked her. Congrats to her.
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Drew's mother was the Original White Oprah, so best of luck to her and her significant other. She has broken free of the Dead Pool & that's a good thing.
*clambers back in*
I cannot imagine converting just to marry someone. (Can you "convert" from Agnosticism?)...religion and spirituality are a really personal thing. It probably works out sometimes, but I can't imagine most of the time.
*jumps back out*
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 4:27pm.
If it was Catholicism to Protestantism or vice versa, that doesn't count. I joke, I joke . . . mind you if it was in Ireland, okay, I could see that as being "mixed marriage." See Dara O'Briain's talk on that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0thRUS1wUw
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Do Catholic-Protestant marriages not count as "mixed" in the US? Because by gawd they do in Ireland. I think it took a while for my grandparents to get over it, and my grandfather would taunt my mother, to his dying breath, about how awful and degenerate those Protestants are.
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Not as much because they are still Christian and don't have to give up the Christmas tree. That's a big one---the Christmas tree.
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Not necessarily. My father converted to marry my mother, and they're still married, 40 years and 7 children down the line.
Someone once told me it was a truism that the person who cares most about religion in the marriage will set the tone.
And I can't see someone who likes their religion, or even cares that much about it, converting just to marry. So, at the very worst, they're giving up something they don't much care about. And if they don't care, how on earth are they gonna fall off the wagon?
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Would you really want someone to convert to your religion just because he or she doesn't care? They fall off the wagon when the divorce happens! Bet Drew will lose all her Jewish holy days when the dust settles and a Christmas tree will come up for the kid at Mom's house.
My grandfather converted from Lutheran to Catholic for my grandmother, but was a staunch atheist! He ended up being a bigamist, but that's a different story. My granny technically never got a divorce and died a nice Catholic.
I agree with other posters about it mostly being women who convert than men though.
Push present??!
*jumps out the window*
Not surprised. Drew is getting old now and her horsey-face won't allow her to play fast and loose with relationships anymore.
Mazel tov.
Drew seems like a kind person and a hopeless romantic, which I (as a tired old dyed-in-the-wool cynic) admire a little. I hope this time's the charm.
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Ugh, "push presents".
It's probably sour grapes, because the only thing I got after pushing out my kids was a healthy baby and a sore vadge.
I like Drew, maybe because I identify with her in some pathetic way. I also grew up with selfish, crazy, addicted parents and as an adult I've just tried hard to be a good and happy person in spite of everything. So I can understand her attempts to be overly sweet and cheerful as compensation for some of the shit she probably went through as a kid. Third marriage sounds bad, but really it's the first time she got married in a seemingly normal, equal relationship. So who knows, it might work.
My verbal pet peeve is "bikini body." Good Cod. That makes me want to wax both eyebrows completely off of the person that said/wrote it.
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Why do people always have to come up with these cutesy names for everything?
"Delish" makes me want to stab someone.
"Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 4:03pm.
For some reason, weddings kind of creep me out anymore... am I being crazy?"
Nope. Not unless I'm crazy, too. I've always thought weddings were creepy.