Demi Moore Is Divorcing @mrskutcher Too

After spending weeks trying to get her shit together in rehab and another few weeks on vacation from rehab, Demi Moore is back on the prowl in more ways that one. Lock up your bathroom mirrors, bikinis, Four Loko stash, bath salts and anything else your midwestern suburban teen daughter might get into when it’s teacher’s day at school and she’s home by herself. The former sunshine walker came out last night for the premiere party for some talk show she’s executive producing for Lifetime called The Conversation. Demi also returned to her position as Twitter’s oversharing and philosophical mom. Yes, Deep Thoughts (And Random Bathroom Bikini Phoot Shoots) with Demi Moore is back. Demi told all of her followers that she’s officially breaking up with her Twatter handle and is looking for a new name:

Time for a change, twitter name change… any suggestions?

collecting all the suggestions! thank you. keep them coming!!

@offthekutch? @pleasenomooreofyouinadamnbathroombikini? @kabbalahbabe (Oh, fuck my fingers off, she’s totally going to choose that one)?

All is right again. Demi is back on the ho stroll, she’s back on Twitter and you’re back to caring more about the aromatic undertones of your own farts than what Demi writes on Twitter. The world can continue to pirouette!

Here’s more of Demi with Joy Bryant, Chupa, the editor of InStyle, Amanda De Cadanet and Kelly Preston (wearing one of John Travolta’s costumes from Hairspray) at the party for The Conversation in Beverly Hills last night. The last time we saw Demi, she looked like the star of Oxygen’s remake of The Walking Dead and now she’s definitely looking a lot healthier, so I won’t comment on how I really want her to teabag me with her cheeks.