Amanda Bynes Busted For DUI
Since Lindsay Lohan has pressed pause on her felon foolery ways, some child star turned drunk mess has to keep TMZ's live stream court cam warm and that's where Amanda Bynes comes in. The Twitter poet, once retired actress and "chocolate man" aficionado is drying out in a jail cell right now after getting arrested for operating a motor vehicle while drunk on the sweet nectar. But Amanda really unlocked the THIS BITCH achievement by bringing attention to her drunkness by sideswiping a police car.
Gossip Cop says that Amanda tried to pass a police car at around 3 this morning in West Hollywood and failed hard when she scraped the side of it. The police pulled her over, figured out that she had a case of the drunks and brought in. Amanda's bail has been set at $5,000. TMZ reminds us that earlier last month, Amanda drove away from a cop while he was in the middle of writing her a ticket for driving while talking on her cell phone. Amanda later settled that situation by signing the ticket at the police station. TMZ also says that a couple of weeks ago, they watched Amanda stumble out of some club and tried to stop the valet from handing over her car to her, but the valet did it anyway and she drove off.
Some bitches are just TOO bold. Amanda was already winking at the law by handling a steering wheel while under the influence of Jack and then she went even further by flaunting her drunk driving antics in front of a cop? When it gets to that point, you just need to stop, put the car in park, take the keys out of the ignition, get out and head to the nearest bar for an extra tall glass of 100 proof fucks since you obviously need some in your body. You really don't give one F about anything when you try to pass a cop car while drunk. But I guess being good at life choice making really isn't your thing when you drive drunk in the first place.
Agent Cody Banks, please come and get this mess.
UPDATED WITH HER MUG SHOT: I don't know what's worse, her neck and face telling two different color stories or that her hair is a lovely shade of "washing period panties in the sink."
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So what else is new? She's busted for DUI and I have the feeling that this won't be her last time. She earned her money too easily to ever car what her car gas mileage is...
she can drive?
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Did sexy Seth Macfarlane really give this trick the tme of day? Gah, this nasty trick has funked up her life!
Hot. Mess. That is all.
When I wear makeup, I go out of my way to make sure my neck blends with my face, I guess it's been a while since these twats did their own makeup, and since when has she been wearing washed up pink hair?
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I am freakin glad I live in NYC and never need to drive anywhere. I've never driven drunk/buzzed, than god, but I have had the odd night where I've been so drunk that I can't guarantee what I'd do if I were in the burbs. That's a problem. Scary shit.
Dumb bitch... Someone mentioned the bloat... I remember on ONTD years ago they were blaming that on her bulimia.
OMG Michael K! You are making me laugh my freaking ass off tonight!
thank you!
the lovely shade of washing period panties in the sink!
OMFG! Hilarious!!!!
I grew up watching the Amanda Show, She's only a couple of years older than me. She was great in Easy A... such a shame.
I grew up watching the Amanda Show, She's only a couple of years older than me. She was great in Easy A... such a shame.
Amanda, what are you doing? You don't have to resort to shitney spears/blowhan manuevers to get attention; you're not only more talented than those idiots, but have a much better body. Get your shit together, girl, before you fuck up whatever career you have and can have in the future...
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Apparently, Amanda recently broke up from her Kid Cudi boyfriend who, I must admit, is pretty fine!
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mo...
Sure, he's hot & all but Mandy, grow up! Do what real women do when love doesn't work out - lie in a bubblebath bathtub, sobbing, inhaling Ben & Jerrys. Sheesh!
What the hell?
I know she's been kinda on the downhill since her retirement announcement and all, but I guess I never thought she'd pull a Blohan.
She was never awesomely talented or anything, but she was in a few watchable movies, I guess and her reputation wasn't on the crapper like The Hilton Twats, Blohan, Britters, etc, so that's kinda out of the blue.
that's smug mug shot, it's so perfect! ;(
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 7:22pm.
How does MK know the color of "washing period panties in the sink." ?
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Once when I was 13 and was having my period for the second time in my life I left some panties to soak in the bathroom sink. A girl I knew (she was 17) came over and I forgot about the panties and she used the bathroom. I was mortified. Anyways that whore ended up havibg an affair with my dad so I guess she fucking deserved it. Whore. And that concludes this uplifting story for the day. Happy Good Friday!
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A cross-eyed version of Minnie Driver and Kelly Osbourne.
Looks like she has alcoholic bloat. Not because she looks like she gained weight but just the fact that the weight gain looks unnatural and her face looks oddly glossy.
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How does MK know the color of "washing period panties in the sink." ?
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:27pm.
M.E. is ignoring me again and that's not nice, especially since it's easter weekend.
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you probably need an avie. ;)
Amanda: The side part is your friend.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 4:11pm.
The best part of Ikea is the Swedish meatballs with the gravy and lingonberry jam. Amazeballs.
Nobody else makes Swedish meatballs as good as them and I've tried others.
Is pink hair the new blonde? blech. :-P
It's always funny when a drunk person tells on themselves somehow I.e. scraping the side of a police car lol.
Well, I guess we can ring in Armageddon. Amanda Bynes is pulling Lindsay Lohan-type shit. She was so adorable and talented, and I had a crush on her when I was a kid.
Unless she's gone down the path of ruin with this and started shooting up heroin, I don't think we should pull the plug on her yet. She needs to work whatever issues she has, and get her ass back into film.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 5:02pm.
Is she still Perez Hilton's bff?
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No LaChaylo, that would be Kat Graham. Everything about her is BREAKING NEWS! HAHAHAHA! Don't ask me how I know that! ;p
*read comments on YT, lest you think I visit PH's pink nightmare, which I DON'T* lol
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Another one Hollywood has chewed up and spit out. She looks like a bloated chipmunk.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:15pm.
I'm with Stoney. Don't you have a corporal to get choked out by or a sweater to wash? Jesus.
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I couldn't stand her on her Nickelodeon show but grew to like her in her post teen years. I even bought one of her "dear" brand shirts for my daughter cause I thought it was cute with the deer logo. Lately I've been reading all kinds of odd things about her and you just don't know what to believe. Now she's got a DUI and I'm wondering if her secret life is true. It was her birthday just the other day too.
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Hmmm. Bynes was in that alleged Madame Diana Jenkins book "Room 23", same as Hayden Panetierre. Those two are WILD girls . . .
Is she still Perez Hilton's bff? If so, that explains soooo much.
She had the makings of a decent comedic actress.
Shes having her Britney moment but Brits smarter. She had the sense to use a wig at least. I 'm calling her baldass 5150 moment in 3, 2, 1...
And why does she have a shiny lump on her cheek?
*bows to Deb* ohhhhhhhhh *rubs hands together* I'll start with... mmm... vodka tonic, after that how about something you like, no hard stuff though (drinkwise) hehehehee and hope you'll join me! ;P
Was about to ask: What is pu'ur tea? lol
OnT: Amanda's boiled rhubarb hair, HIDEOUS!
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She looks like Miss Piggy.
The best part of Ikea is the Swedish meatballs with the gravy and lingonberry jam. Amazeballs.
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@ Televised -- Yes, I've been getting into this Chinese fermented Pu'er tea (the Cantonese call it Bo-lay). It is supposed to reduce cholesterol. It has an earthy richness to it, with a lovely red "liquor". The history of it is fascinating.
ITA that the hair color is wreched and we CAN blame Kelly Osborne for it. It just reminds me of some old Bratz doll that's been pulled from the garbage after several months.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb - are you a tea ho?
I love tea!
Okay - as someone who has become addisted to playing with my hair color again (it's my "me" time), I find this trend of "bleaching and toning until purplish" tacky - it just isn't cute. GO purple! GO blue! GO an actual shade of something. Fucking commit to a color that you actually thought looked GOOD on you.
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I blame that scurge on humanity Kelly Obbourne for that pink/gray crap.
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I kinda liked her actually. She was great in that dumb movie where she dresses like a dude. I always expected big things for her but I guess now she's just another mess. That being said, we all forgot she existed until she did this - so maybe this is her ploy to be relevant again.
WithinReason - no, not yet, hon! Just sipping my pu'er tea and considering another hit.
I was a professional bartender for many years. Waddaya like? I'll hook you, and all the rest of these bitches up.
JUST NO DRIVING!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, did you start the DRANKING party early this weekend? I'll be starting shortly... you takin' orders? heheheeh ;D
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she used to be cute. wtf?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 3:45pm
Alrighty! Then skol and slainte to you! *burp*
I DO feel like getting drunk! Not driving, mind you. Oh, OP?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"Agent Cody Banks, please come and get this mess." Jeebus, she sideswiped a COP CAR?! No words for this fool... (could say Holan did it better, but I won't) ha!
MK, your update cracked me up, it shows that you know a little tooo much, frreeaak!!! lloolloolloll ;p
*head nods Skinnyfat*
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What is this jacked up grey/pink hair trend? where the fuck did it come from? You know the trend is over when the sales staff in Topshop are wearing that shit.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 3:04pm.
Deb, I was thinking maybe more like Goldschlager,Jagermeister, and a shot of ouzo?
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DEAL! Just no ouzo for me. Can I sub Jameson's?
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Deb, most definitely. In fact, I think that I'll switch over to Jameson's too.
The white is the only one for 399. All the others are 499 or 599. Weird, as they are the exact same, minus color. 599 would have me rethinking, unfortunately, but the 399 price is really good.
That sucks, the gray is a nice color.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 3:04pm.
Deb, I was thinking maybe more like Goldschlager,Jagermeister, and a shot of ouzo?
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DEAL! Just no ouzo for me. Can I sub Jameson's?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
IF - I didn't even notice that. CRAP!
M.E. why is that colored sofa $200 more than the white?
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