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Kim Kartrashian is used to white loads coming at her, but a different kind of white load came all over her last night as she walked the carpet to promote her new bottle of skankafied bladder water ironically called True Reflection. These pictures of Kim looking like the entire Lohan family farted, queefed, sneezed and coughed on her at the same time were the last pictures to tuck me into bed last night and were the first pictures to wake me up this morning and it still feels like I was bombed with a bag full of HAHAHAHAs.
Both E! (aka Kuntrashian Headquarters) and TMZ say that the flour bomber was heard mumbling about "fur" or something while security took her away. Of course they want our asses to believe that this was an act from PETA getting back at those Kuntrashians for all the baby warthogs Khloe has mutilated during her midnight hunts or for all the goats Pimp Mama Kris has scarified in the name of her creator Lucifer, but BITCH PLEASE.
If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. This shit was so staged. The obvious sign came from Kim herself when she responded by not crying her rubber spatula face off. Kim released this statement that was obviously pre-written by her publicist:
"That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that's a whole lot of translucent powder right there."
PETA isn't taking credit for this shit and told TMZ that this video was given to them by a different anti-fur activist:
I don't care if this mess is obviously a total STUNT QUEEN move, it made my night last night and it's making my morning this morning. But I probably won't be laughing when I find out that this was all a publicity stunt to promote Kim as the new face of Argo cornstarch. I mean, cornstarch does get the piss smell out.
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this is has nothing to do with cuntrashian, but...
half the things i have are leather (shoes, belts, briefcases, gloves...) and there's just NOTHING like leather because of the way it looks and because of the character of that material
if a bitch threw anything on me like that, i would LITERALLY beat the soul out of them. it might have something to do with my anger control issues at the moment but I SWEAR I REALLY WOULD!
Too bad it wasn't piss.
If Michael K didn't write such brilliant, witty, diversionary bits about these abominable humans and assorted riff-raff then I wouldn't know anything about them.
And now I'm having mixed emotions.
she is the coke whore in Hollywood, but there was a spill and someone died because of an over dose of her coke, please don't buy her shit anymore, cause it's not good, you might die!
thank you
Perfecto title.
Submitted by - on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:11pm.
I wish someone would throw a bucket of non-lethal spiders on her head. That would be worth paying for to watch.
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Heehee, best article title evurrr! Short, sweet & to the point!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Damnit! This is the only story about her I wanted to believe. I'd like to drop a flour bomb on her from about 50 stories up if this was a fake.
All I can say is: Your move, Beyonce! (Don't let Kim outfamewhore you.)
Hmmm... maybe announce another fake pregnancy, Bey?
The chick with the flour had less trouble getting to Kkkphlegm than Ruby had getting to Oswald (yes, I'm THAT old). Fake, fake, fake -
you can tell it is fake the way PIMP MAMMA has her fake ass expression and hands on hips, she was just WAITING and of course distancing herself from the flour. God I LOATHE these waste of air cunts. Please someone take them out...or make them obscure or something.
Kim fucking idiot doing what she does best and most often: NOTHING. This was clearly staged so she could get her mechanical face and frighetning asses more press coverage. She's hideously useless but you have to credit to her soul-less mother for making a lot out of absolutely nothing.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by jd.xy on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 4:48pm.
Hot tar? Week-old horse piss? How about both?
Submitted by jd.xy on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 4:48pm.
I vote for hot tar the next time.
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Haha..I like the way you think. I was thinking a litre of warm, week-old horse piss.
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I vote for hot tar the next time.
So fucking fake! At first I thought it was such a mean thing to do. I mean Kim's a fame whore money obsessed bitch but she doesn't harm anyone(well except maybe animals but we eat them too-so what). Then I wondered how the fuck that lady got on the red carpet like that? Did she have a pass to get access? Doesn't make sense. Total stunt queen move. Kim not being upset about it says it all. ANYONE would be upset let alone a mega narcissist like Kim.
She's never looked better....Love you, Mean it....next week is Newportjoey's 5th year as MK's love slave////
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:21pm.
How lame. I woulda tripped her and used WATER. That will make her makeup smear.
Good idea! Except I bet she wears industrial-strength makeup (like MAC). So we might need a Super Soaker filled with makeup remover. Ooooh! She'll squeal & squirm just like Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit! "It's DIP!"
I want PETA to throw red paint on her... That would really make me happy. This bitch is always wearing fur, ugly ass fur. It pisses me off. Do they know what these poor animals go through for that?!?
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"Ashton Kutcher had that show Punked so I think they could give this woman her own show and call it “Dreged”. She could go around to celebutards and drege em in flour, breadcrumbs or cornmeal."
OXA why no FryBaby?
fuck wrong thread
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stunt queen? Methinks not, just an tired attention whore vying for another 15 minutes.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
But Khloe got nekkid for Peta! The injustice!!! lol
Die, bimbo.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'm still wondering why her mom just stood there. I would think a person's mom would go berserk trying to dust that shit off to make sure it wasn't lye or ricin or something else toxic. If it were my kid, I know that's the first thing I'd do. UNLESS...I knew ahead of time that it was only flour. Hmmmmm.
I can't hate Kim more then I hate Peta, it's humanly impossible. And I wouldn't put it past them to do this, they're the biggest attention whores around.
Peta should be shot and fed to hungry animals (preferably omnivores), and they will gladly eat them because nature isn't very "humane" fucktarded naïve shitfaces.
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For your health.
Ew! Look at PMK's left nostril! Where'd it go??
Hmmm...wonder where John Hamm was when this went down.
She needs to get her fat ass out of leather skinny trousers.
A bucket of piss would have been more apt.
Watch her get a Head and Shoulders deal out of this. She is the luckiest whore in the world.
She probably tried snorting it. Fake.
if those pants are as tight as they look, they must be choking the shit out of her waist and lower region.
that happened to me a week ago, where I'm 18 weeks pregnant and bragging that I could still wear my regular clothes. well, by the end of the day, those pants were strangling the hell out of me I thought I was going to die. switched to maternity clothes the next day, by the way.
point being, pants that are too tight are uncomfortable as HELL. but Kimmie is prancing around the red carpet like she hasn't a care in the world.
she must be used to pain.
LOL, how she's morphing into Chyna... just seeing her smug face waiting for it, grrr... Stunt or not, this may give others ideas. Next time, they should aim for her kisser! Oh, and yeah, HAHA AHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHA HAHHAHAH!
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and for her next act.....
Whoa. So Kardashian saw what happened with Seacrest and Baron-Cohen at the Oscars and saw this stunt as a way to get attention and sympathy for herself? I guess releasing another sex video won't do it anymore, and she can't keep staging fake weddings, so she's doing the simple things now. What a mental giant. What a complete transparent fame-whore.
I did the same. Saw it on a news site (WTFtheusissostupidwhenitcomestowhatiscallednews) and came here to see what MK had to say. Yep, made me smile to. But would have been funnier if had been pigeon poop.
And to all you assholes in the video and picture with your mouths open in shock - are you more shocked that the flouring happened or you were caught at a Kim Kartrashian event?
And NO, it was not PETA - it was John HAMM!
Who cares what we think, you all know the trailer park masses will be enraged and wanting the "assailant" to be tarred and feathered. Then they will rush out and buy her piss water in support.
Totally staged. Plus, now she gets to be on the on front page of everything for two days and the masses will say "she handled the situation with such grace by laughing it off and not pressing charges." Yuck.
"Luckily" Kim is wearing all black.I'm guessing that Kris orchestrated this to gain her daughter some sympathy.
I would LOVE it if PETA really flour bombed her now and then bitch wouldn't be able to say shit or press charges, because, hey, she's just so easygoing and didn't press charges the first time it happened, so why would she the next time?
Buahahaha!
For her next stunt, Kim will fake her own death and E! will pay $8 million for the live funeral rights where Ryan Seacrest will interview everybody on the carpet outside the church and ask them who they are wearing? and one side of the church will be family, the other side will comprise of all the guys kim has fucked, except there isn't enough room, so they gotta sit on the family side.
then everybody gets a piece of nail and nail her coffin shut and bury her, but its meant to be a fake death, except somebody forgot to remove the nails after the E! funeral special, so kim died for realz...
So soooo Staged!
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Well, like other people have stated, she's been literally pissed on, so this is no big deal.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 11:51am.
Throw some piss on this trick and then we can talk!
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she'd just toss her hair around while making duck face.
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No, not "baby" anymore - if I need you
I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on
And in a little while, we'll only have to wave
-Fiona Apple
Hey BabyDaddy. Nice ass. ;)
1) Talk about weak security and 2) what a great idea!
HEY KIDS, TIME TO BAKING-SODA-BOMB YOUR FAVORITE CELEBUWHORE! IT IS GOOD CLEAN FUN AND GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, TOO! WINNING!
Since everything Kardashian is covered intensely (especially on E!), when do we find out who the flour thrower was? Will they press charges?
Oh no? Because why? Ohhhh. Because PMK paid her off. She's probably an intern with their PR firm.
Now she is no longer the fresh innocent girl next door.