Wednesday, March 7th 2012
She Would
Since Kanye West is an honorary Kardashian and regularly gets the Louis Vuitton logo henna tattooed on his ass lips next to the other K girls, his sister Kim Kardashian wore his $6,000 beaded shit shoes to his fashion show in Paree last night. I didn't think it was possible for those shoes to reach a new level of disgusting, but I stand corrected. The only way to make those Kanye shoes more fugilicious is to put a soulless, dead wild animal in them. I'm talking about Kim, not the poor piece of roadkill she's wearing.
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This ho wouldn't even place in the top 5 of a Kim K. look-alike contest!
She has crossed over into generic-plastic-surgery face and no longer even resembles the beautiful girl she once was.
Next stop: Bruce Jenner-face...
(And does she look preggers?)
kanye sure designes some hideous shit.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
her face is far more hideous than those shoes.
Ugliest shoes ever made, they look like freeze dried sausages, and yes, that's a real fur, I wish this Parasite Kardashian would go away already.
Her sister did a nude photo for PETA last year, and she was there what a hypocrite.
someone in the first post about these shoes said they'll be
worn by the likes of Kim K... I thought the same thing when I first saw them... It's not a good thing when people
asscoiate you with useless non-creative things....
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXbVYBizOuU
When will women learn that such extensive plastic surgery only leads to jacking your face up to the point of no return? She will end up like that monstrosity in the video, someday sooner or later...
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
wow $6,000 for a pair of ugly shit.
kanye should stick to music because his designs are fucking shit.
lowlife skank
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
I just hate her.
re: false eyelashes
i would bet she has extensions. the few times i see her with no makeup she still looks like she has mascara on. that doesnt mean she doesnt wear falsies though. if you want to try them yourself, get the individual lashes and some good glue. they are much easier to tailor to your eye, and you can add in a little at the outside corner if you dont want the full effect.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
She's looking plastic and old.....
just when I thought that those shoes were the worst - a kardashian shows up wearing the shoes AND a fur.
"Shalikla!"
Oh, and Megan Fox > Kim Kardashian at this point. Fox may have gotten jacked up, but not to the point where she resembles a monkey like Kardashian. She doesn't even bother me that much compared to everyone else.
Imagine that there are young fans of the Kunt Rations (sorry, couldn't think of anything better). The young ones are on Teen Vogue.
You're kidding right? This broad isn't even going to pretend that she is keeping on the down low at least until she gets knocked up? Yep, some people just do NOT embarass. This is one of them.
That's Kim K.? She wouldn't even have made my top ten guesses as to who that is. WTF has she done to her face now? New lips? I can't even imagine how freaky she is going to look in 15 years if this is how often she's having plastic surgery.
The sad thing is, she was once a pretty girl.
She's looking almost as jacked as Lilo, and the goofy outfit via Kanye isn't helping her looks at all. Cum shoes suit her though, all she needed was urine shaded pants and some pussy fur coat and it would have really be "her" outfit. Oh, wait...
Who ever thought a woman with a horrible body, with a wide, huge, saggy ass who got peed on would be a millionaire for being nearly retarded intellectually. Only in LA.
Posh? Is that you?
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
What a pig she is! Wearing fur! She makes no difference to me! Dead or alive! Couldn't care less about this ASS of a woman!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
That's Kim? She's unrecognizable. And honey you're trying WAAAAAAY too hard. That makes you NOT hot.
Sinjin, I salute you for not buying that Kartrashian nail polish!! hhaha
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
those shoes look like the fake ass made in china tourist shit they sell at the african airports passed off as yoruba beading sewn onto payless knock off shoes.
Submitted by warmjuice on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 5:30pm.
She will come back as the thing she is wearing just to feel its pain.
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Thank you for posting this. Hideously sad, and perfectly true.
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Sadly, the floors did not mop themselves.
ugh, her face. it's amazing to see the side by sides of all the surgery she's had - and to think she's only in her early 30's! how is she going to end up at 40, and beyond?
ridiculously stupid and a pointless waste of space.
That is what Kanye came out with? It looks like leg warmers drooped down over sandals. Really? And what is up with KK's face? shit
Submitted by vegaschick on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 9:44pm.
What the fuck did Kim do to her face now? She looks like an alien. I didn't even know it was her until I read the story.
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She looks fucking awful--the plastic face is just sad at this point.
Love the fact that she's increasingly irrelevant (not that she ever truly was) and heading to Paris Hilton Land.
Is that Kim? Is that what fame does to people?
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
What the fuck did Kim do to her face now? She looks like an alien. I didn't even know it was her until I read the story.
Flatsy, do you curl them at all? Mine are naturally (freakishly) long but blond. If I do more than one coat of mascara they look spidery/weird. Watch some youtube videos on applying them first. :) Good luck!
Damnit, MK, I wasn't being serious when I said, lI want to see pictures of the bitch who buys and wears that shit"!
*shoots self*
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Submitted by islandgirl : At the end of the day, she still looks like she took a massive shit in her diaper.
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Those were awesome pics! LMAO :-)
I was shopping for a specific nail polish color at lunch. I found a beautiful dark taupe/grey I had to have even though it was $8 called "My Empire, My Rules" (wtf?). THEN I saw it was KARTRASHIAN's OPI. I was soooo pissed! I refuse to give THE Whore my $8. I compared all the other brand's versions of this color and bought one that's a micro shade different for.......99 cents! It's actually creamier too.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!<---last laugh
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eEaS9dJ1qes/ThydT9c-FWI/AAAAAAAACd4/oYhXnLkozB...
Her face is starting to look jowly. Being famous for beauty is a slippery slope.
I'll laugh my ass off if this FUG ensemble sells out now, Hahahaha!
And WHO's her stylist because tight pants are totally her look! *uncooked sausage*
Rather watch yesterday's little piglet running around on tippy toes! SO CUTE! ;P
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Surprised MK didn't mention who she was with at the fashion show...her newest "friend", a Saudi prince whose family is worth billions. Lilo must be raging that Kimmy is taking her clients.
I can't figure out WTF she did to her face but I seriously had to look at the title picture for about a minute to figure out who it was. I kept thinking, "is it the whore? Is it Big Ang? Is it some Asian woman? Is it someone who is trying to look like the whore and failing? No, no I think it's THE whore...or is it Big Ang? Okay, seriously WHO THE FUCK is that?? I should scroll down and find out what MK wrote."
Is that real fur? Hope not.
God. We're talking about her fake eyelash-less face just like she wanted us to.
The terrorists have won.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
wtf??? I thought that was an uglier version of Big Ange...what the hell is she doing to her face...hollyy sheeet...I wish someone would off her I really do...she is a soulless cunt not worthy of posting...stop it please...stop this sluts pic from being anywhere. Lord, that poor animal if it only knew what slut it had to cover it would run for the hills....please stop with this whore...please!!
her face is getting as gross as her ass nowadays.
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You see you were
Born, born, born to be alive
(Born to be alive)
You see you were born, born, born
(Born to be alive)
FUG doesn't even begin to describe these shoes
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Wow! She is in need of another Brazilian wax - she's let it go unwaxed too long.
How does she not realize she looks ridiculous?????
She will come back as the thing she is wearing just to feel its pain.
Her and JLo must have the same plastic surgeon. They're starting to look alike.
her face is getting scary now.
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You see you were
Born, born, born to be alive
(Born to be alive)
You see you were born, born, born
(Born to be alive)
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 4:25pm.
At the end of the day, she still looks like she took a massive shit in her diaper.
http://sandrarose.com/2012/03/kim-kardashian-doesnt-care-what-you-think-...
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Totally looks padded...
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...the end
Harpo, who dis woman?
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Actually didn't recognize her at first glance.
Spoiled...those are really good pics.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
@ NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 4:31pm.
Has anyone ever worn false eyelashes?
^^^I do sometimes. You glue them gently right above your actual lashes so that you don't rip your real lashes out. They itch a little a first, but then you get used to them.
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Thanks. I'm dying to try them because I feel like I have no lashes at all.
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I can't deal with this commotion.