I'm Sensing A Theme
Since today's theme is hos talking BABIES!!!, here's home wrecking vanguard Sienna Miller posing with her barely there bump out in British Vogue. Sienna Miller opened up to Vogue to say that she's closing up about all the details of her pregnancy. Unlike Snooki and Jessica Simpson, Sienna isn't going to tell you what her pregnancy farts smell like or if she's having bizarre cravings for strange things like unmarried peen. Sienna ain't saying shit. Sienna has even vagina swallowed a firewall so that The Sun can't hack into her uterus (I'm sure they've tried). 30-year-old Sienna tells Vogue (via DM):
"I'm feeling fine. It's all progressing nicely and it's very exciting. It's nice to start a new decade.I'm in my second trimester, so I'm I-can-talk-about-it pregnant, even though I'm under strict instructions not to say anything as it would completely defeat the point of everything I've tried to achieve in the last eight years."
It seems like it wasn't that long ago when the only thing that could make Sienna Miller shut her mouth was peen attached to a man not wearing a wedding band, and now she's shutting her lips in the name of privacy. How my favorite man snatcher has grown. It truly is the end of a beautiful home wrecking era. Seeing Sienna hold that memorial wreath over her retired bull dozer vagina has given me the closure I need. Thank you, Sienna.
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Sienna has fascinated me for some time. She was joined at the hip with Jude Law, engaged actually, then he shags the nanny of his kids with his ex- Sadie Frost who is Kate Moss's bff. Then she and Jude get back together~
THEN Sienna goes off and shags Daniel Craig who was Jude Laws best mate, and THEN Daniel Craig takes up with Kate Moss, and then......they all end up mad at each other.....well anyway, the tabloids in the UK had a field day with all this.
Wonder if she's had a 3 some with her baby daddy Tom Sturridge and his sweet sweet lovah... RPatz. The fumes!! Sparkley hipster ass jelly, dick buttah and vagisil permeates the air. Whew!
Interesting that she thinks 2012 is the start of a new decade.
She is pretty, but she is also pretty damn generic looking. I don't think I could pick her or Abbie Cornish out of a lineup of one
Sienna is pretty! Is she standing on a chair? 'cause gurl looks veeeeery taaallllllll!
Warmjuice, that's totally a conversation I see Suri, Ivy Blue and Shiloh having in a couple of years! LOL!
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
The idea of "I-can-talk-about-it pregnant" is so weird to me. I work in an office that, among other things, lends assistance to grieving families. We see so many women who have lost babies at every possible stage of pregnancy. =(
Sienna's looks like Diane Kruger in that picture. Definitely an upgrade there.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
16 years from now teenage girls in hollywood will be having this conversation to their various famous mothers
Maybe I did it for just little bit of extra publicity.That’s not true! You KNOW thats not true…..
…maybe just a little true….
Jessica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STALE
TWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
I EAT TIL IM HALF DEAD AND I HEAR PEOPLE SAY SHE’S GETTING FAT…..
SiennAHH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEAD
BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 2:12pm.
Something gay please! It's like Redbook around here.
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seconded
30? 30? THIRTY? MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Just makes me grateful my utuerus is closed for bizness.
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 2:22pm.
jude is not the dad
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Get Maury on the phone. I'm not convinced.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED: "ENOUGH WITH THE BABIES!!
I think Sienna is a purdy slut, though. *shrugs*"
My sentiments exactly.
And seriously, enough with the baby worship. I come to the land of snark to escape feeling like Miss Hannigan.
Some women are dripping with diamonds,
Some women are dripping with pearls,
Lucky me, lucky me, look at what I'm drippin' with: Little girls!
Sienna Miller is who, again?
Her dress looks like a giant yoni ... very subliminal...
NO MORE BABIES!!!!!! *turning into the hulk*
********* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Gahhhhhhhhhhh....did she screw a turkey baster this time.
Enough babies already! Barf.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
edited cause you ho's already said it. sorry
three preggo posts and no one's been over the moon yet. that's one positive.
I'm beginnng to sense a theme as well, Michael... OPPRESSION!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
jude is not the dad
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Jude Law has potent sperm. Won't this be his 20th kid by now?
LOL TD, Redbook!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Nothing in that second paragraph makes sense.
All this baby crap is making me paranoid.
I guess it's baby day...so we won't be seeing any Aniston threads?
Something gay please! It's like Redbook around here.
Where'd she pick up those flowers from the local cemetery lmao
Can't stand this ho. But she is a pretty ho.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Submitted by Sarah Smile I was wondering that too? Great Success as a homewrecker?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
What has she been trying to achieve for the last eight years, again?
Sarah Smile
Y'ALL
I know she's a bit of a trollop BUT I just think she is one of the purtiest celebs out there. She's got a gorgeous face and she'd be in my top 10 of women I want to sleep with but never would. #1 of course is Shannyn Sossamon DUH!
She is a beautiful girl but for some reason I am getting Chelsea Handler vibes from the first picture...Well....Chelsea Handler if she didn't look rode hard and put up wet vibes.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
LMFAO at snowy
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 1:47pm.
At least she is not naked.
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^^^THIS ^^^
Psl...yet! lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
ah, thanks fingers! I were cornfuzled like a Simpson
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
March 7th is slowly turning into pregnancy celebration day...
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
I think she's smokin HOT
http://topnews.in/files/Sienna-Miller3.jpg
I mean come on look at that face..nomnomnomnomnom!
I like this trick... and her bulldozer vagina.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Sienna is another one that does nothing for me. I barely even remember how she came into existence. She just one day popped up and was all over the fucking TVs and movies. I theorize that Sienna finally fucked the right man to get her ass in a decent movie. She must be REALLY likable because as many men as she has fucked -single AND married - you'd think she'd get worse press.
Which makes it obvious to me...
she's fucking Rupert Murdoch!
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At least she is not naked.
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You see you were
Born, born, born to be alive
(Born to be alive)
You see you were born, born, born
(Born to be alive)
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 1:39pm.
do they have different decades in the UK?
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I think she meant turning 30...
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 1:37pm.
It looks like she grabbed a bunch of fake grave markers to spell out her name...oh well we asked for something different...
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Hahaha......you are so right. Like those markers they put on the side of the road where someone had an car accident and died. Those give me the creeps. I always say a Hail Mary, lapsed catholic that I am.
Where is Uma's picture. Isn't she preggers too?
I couldn't read it at first - I was hoping it said Slutty.
Enough with the damn preggo famewhores already!!!
*googles Spinster-appropriate blogs*
Babeh overload.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Is she still with Jude Law? I totally forgot she exists.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Sienna Miller doesn't bother me one bit. As long as it stays that way, I won't say a negative thing about her if I have none.
do they have different decades in the UK?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky