The Audacity Of Some Paps!
Some paps obviously need more education in the subject of superstar beauty, because a bunch of them mistook the naturally beautiful international star Debbie Harry for a freckled bag of hardened silicone in a gutter ass wig.
Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan are both staying at The Mercer Hotel in NYC, and the paps started screaming the latter's name when the former came sashaying out. This is Debbie Fucking Harry! Show some respect! Does Debbie Harry's lips look like two shellacked uncooked sausage links? No. Does Debbie Harry have two plastic testicle cheeks sandwiching her nose? No. Does Debbie Harry smell like burnt Silly Putty, Red Bull, wet cigarettes and a bull's colostomy bag? Not that I know of, but still. If paps weren't sure, they should've thrown a Ziploc bag full of sea jasper rocks into the street and if she ran after it, then it's LiLo. Mistaking Debbie Harry for Lindsay Lohan is like mistaking a spring daisy for a dusty plastic flower lying on a dirty linoleum tile in the clearance section of a Big Lots. It's truly a sad day when entertainment professionals make mistakes like this.
If I see a clip of the paps screaming Lindsay Lohan's name as Edgar Winter walks out of a hotel, I'm totally going to find a way to get all those not knowing bitches a full scholarship ride to Education Connection.
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Lindsay wishes!
Notice how Debby is dressed like a rocker and Lindsay like an old lady. What's up???
Dayum. Debbie looks awesome for 66, and apparently so does Blohan!
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I think LL was until very recently AN ABSOLUTE KNOCKOUT!
White Opera is bleeding her daughter dry, or some fuckery!
I would be pissed if i was debbie harry being mistaken for hohan.
Maybe Debbie just walked out of a pastry shop, was eating cinnamon buns with icing and she sneezed while eating it, and the icing went all over her nose and nobody told her, so when she left the pastry shop, the pap thought it was hohan who had been on a coke bender.
"Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:04pm.
Don't insult Edgar Winter."
INDEED. Speak not ill of the man who gave us Frankenstein, Free Ride and They Only Come Out At Night.
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Dont insult Edgar Winter.
Edgar Winter! LMAO! Hohan has lost her looks for real this time.
IMO 90% of people look best with the hair color they were born with. Subtly lightening or making a color richer is one thing, but going from red or brown to fake brassy blonde looks good on so few people. Blonde really washes this trick out and makes her look so much older. What the hell is she thinking?
wow...just wow
They really do look alike in the above photos. Good for Blondie, very bad for Lindsay. And her friends should seriously tie her down and forcibly dye her hair back red.
Damn!! Debbie ain't no spring chicken but man she sure has the super genetics to make it through the 70's punk scene at 30 and come out looking hotter than ever by the 80's. Lindsey Blohan only wishes she has the aura and gravity that Ms. Harry can carry. I think it is pretty cool that Debbie is mistaken for a 25 year old, sad for Lindsey though that a almost 70 year old women looks better than her.
LisaRose:
I totally agree, ALTHOUGH nowadays she would be confused for Emma Stone, which would piss off Emma Stone!
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If Lindsay would only go back to RED!!! I feel her career would really take off. This platinum does no one any good.
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they did that shit on purpose to fuck aorund..ha..ha..ha..oh those paps are such jokesters.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 3:49pm.
Ohhhhh. :)) Well I'm looking forward to her co-stars testimonies! With friends like that & all! Jeesh.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
If I were Debbie Harry I would be PISSED!
Can you imagine that shit?! Lindsay Lohan looks OLDER than Debbie Harry. Debbie Harry is STILL hot and talented. Lindsay Lohan lost what little talent she had in a crack pipe years ago.
Hopefully, Debbie will be able to make a few dollars out of this fuckery.
She needs to get a hot shirt silk screened and on the front it says...
"NOT STRAWBERRY SNORTCAKE" with Lohan's photo in the background
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Submitted by guest on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 3:46pm.
well Momus...one thing is for sure...they both agree that he hit her. no need to split hairs over the velocity of the hit/slap. not appropriate on any level!
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True up to a point. Part of her damages depends on why he slapped her and how much injury (physical and emotional) she suffered. If she instigated the fight/argument, if she attacked him first, etc., then she may not get much in damages.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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well Momus...one thing is for sure...they both agree that he hit her. no need to split hairs over the velocity of the hit/slap. not appropriate on any level!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
*googles tmz*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 3:24pm.
TMZ.com has the admission; theweek.com has the inconsistent stories.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Message, idk, LiLo's the one with the pi face! *hooked offstage*
Debbie Harry has natural looking lips and is lacking the coke bloat.
But I can see with the shades, hair color, and hood how they got confused, although Debbie looks 3.14 times better than Blohan!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 3:12pm.
Idk this. If Hln is covering it I'll be sure to tune in this afternoon & evening for more deets. :))
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Debbie still has a great voice !! Heard her sing live a few months ago and she was amazing with only occasional back up vocals being played ..
Lohan can barely put out a sentence let alone sing an entire show with her cracky voice
Submitted by guest on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 3:04pm.
Momus...I'm more than half way paying attention to the Nicolette dramz. Last update I heard was about the guy admitting he'd hit her.
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So did I. But, did he smack upside the back of her head like Gibbs or did he punch her? She has told two or more versions of the same event.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Momus...I'm more than half way paying attention to the Nicolette dramz. Last update I heard was about the guy admitting he'd hit her.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 1:56pm.
80s Debbie Harry 8=======D~~~~~~~~~ *sock*
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Hahahaha, ElB never disappoints! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
♫ The tide is high but I'm holding on,
I'm gonna be your number one,
I'm not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that,
Oh, no... ♫
Hahahaha. This is so offensive to Debbie.
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Submitted by Breaking Bad on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:48pm.
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Well look at BB pulling out all the stops on this one!
I'll bet you sat at the front of the class and had your hand up all the time right? lol:)
HAHAHHAH she's like 3 times her age!
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Submitted by Breaking Bad on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:48pm.
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By now you may have noticed the direct correlation of your chaotic binging and vomiting
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I swear I read "chaotic upbringing and vomiting". Hahaha, that sounds about right. :)
My aunt was bulimic.
BTW: Speaking of dumb blondes, has anyone (besides moi) been following the Nicolette Sheridan Bitch Slap Trial?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Thank you Momus!! I was thinking it had to be lots of alcohol or prescription meds.
And lmao Whamo, I know, I learn something here every day. Momus just schooled me and thanks to anno, yesterday I learned the word "rictus". *doesn't stop you because I'm a MKollege slut*
ETA Thanks much Dr. Deb and Breaking Bad too!
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:39pm.
Why does bulimia make your face puffy? I get the acid rotting your teeth and being horrible for your voice, but why the moon face?
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Sweetas, I think it's because hurling is traumatic to the face. Think about how you looked (if you ever) drank too much and puked. Your eyes are puffy. I mean, you are opening your jaw wide open and forcing stuff out of your esophagas. And done daily, that swelling is going to increase.
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Effects of Bulimia:
"Swollen glands in your face such as the Lymph nodes, Salivary glands and Parotid glands, are one of the tell tale signs and common side effects of bulimia. Often this is brought about by frequent bingeing and purging, which aggravates areas of your face and neck. By now you may have noticed the direct correlation of your chaotic binging and vomiting, and the prominent gland enlargement.
Unlike the swollen glands that occur in a healthy person indicating invasive infection, in a bulimia sufferer the enlargement of your face and glands are due to your natural body’s defense mechanism, to counter the damage caused by constant attack from the stomach acids like Hydrochloric acid. This onslaught or irritation is what gives that permanent look of a round face that most sufferers despise as it makes them feel “fat”. "
How do you mistake a fabulous woman like Deborah Harry for that gutter trash. That Pap needs to get his eyes checked then slapped.
ha ha. lohan looks like russian mail order bride from gulag farm cuntry.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:39pm.
Why does bulimia make your face puffy? I get the acid rotting your teeth and being horrible for your voice, but why the moon face?
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Good question SweetAss
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:39pm.
Why does bulimia make your face puffy? I get the acid rotting your teeth and being horrible for your voice, but why the moon face?
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The stomach acids burn the sinuses; ergo, puffy face.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Why does bulimia make your face puffy? I get the acid rotting your teeth and being horrible for your voice, but why the moon face?
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:30pm.
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I did not know that, the stuff I learn here on the D eh!
Wait, that shitbag Lohan can afford a hotel room? She must be blowing a bellhop or something.
TEAM DEBBIE~!
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Lohan needs to call Debbie Harry and take some notes and get schooled.
It could be Bulimia.... not all are rail skinny. Bad Teeth? (now she looks like she's got veneers) check.... Bad Hair? check... Bad Skin? check..... probably really BAD BREATH..... check....check....check................
Binge and purge doesn't make for skinniness.... but Bulimia people are kind of like crack heads. they don't think anyone knows unless you see them barf, but they are WRONG!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
poor Debbie. She was probably having a pretty decent day too. I mean any 66 year old woman would be flattered as all get up to be mistaken for a 25 year old, right? unless it's H.R. Puff n Face...
@ Whamo -
No, thats one of the big misconceptions. People often do it in an attempt to control weight but are typically unsuccessful (unless you also have anorexia)
She really was SEXY back in the day, I'm a sucker for pretty lips and she sure has them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxpe1oSp_sg&feature=fvst
Linds stay inside, you "homebody", you! Damn I did think all looked like Debbie Harry. My sympathy, to you Miss Harry.