What In Parmesan Cheese Eyebrows Hell?!
I could try to write a 4,000 page series of horror novels in the style of Bram Stoker solely based on the Wildenstein-ing of Lil' Kim's face and the Top Ramen-ing of her crunchy weave, but it's THOSE BROWS that are giving me a headache from the chorus of terrifying screams trying to bust out of my head. This is Kim at last night's Rip the Runway and loooooooooord.
Lil' Kim could make an exact replica of La Toya Jackson's face out of puppet skin and fix it onto the front of her head with silicone staples, and I'd say, "Eh." Lil' Kim could pull chunks of old weave out of Beyonce's plumbing pipes and tack it onto her head using Elmer's and I'd still say, "Eh." But Bitch has gone way too far when she's made her eyebrows look like something a waiter at Olive Garden should have in his hand while he asks me if I'd like freshly grated cheese on my chicken alfredo. Those brows look like mustard powder too. Brows should not look like a condiment!
I just want to rip off those chimney brush lashes and scrape off that dusty shit on Kim's brows. Kim wouldn't totally look like a Medusa Bratz doll if she didn't bread her brows (brows milanese?). Okay, yes she would, but still.
I swear, this is the reason that I cry. Those brows look diseased. I wish Kim had a PayPal donation button next to those brows, because I'd put a few dollars in so she can take them to see a gynecologist. Don't let anybody tell you that yeast infection brows are the look.
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didn't know she was in a fire....
I remember when Lil' Kim proclaimed to be 'the black Pamela Anderson'.
No, you're not.
EPIC FAIL!
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this situation going on with her face is really f*cked up.. I can't believe this.. whoever is still doing work on her face should have their business shut down.
I keep remembering the Lil Kim from the "No Time" and "Crush On You" (that was my jam in high school) videos. Sad.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Holy shit! How delusional do you have to be to think that this is a good look? She crossed the line from fug to nightmare inducing.
Whamo, I know you have your standards! Not being facetious btw, *smh* And you've caught lots of fun flack for it too, lol! ;)
OT: not looking at Lil' Kim pic again... *shudders*
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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK
Sad sad sad. So much self hate in that woman and she was really cute before any surgery.
Whut thuh fuhhck?!
I actually thought that it's a Muppet doll and not an actual human. That's some scary shit.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:13pm.
Whamo, the Goop looks nice in that link. If she kept her mouth shut
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Ya she does makes my eyes roll too at times, I'm not completley blinded by lust:)
But damn that picture drives me a little loopy:D
thanks MK for adding a scent to this picture. christ.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Whamo, the Goop looks nice in that link. If she kept her mouth shut, did not talk about "extravagant elegance" or her friends - I'd agree with you! Hey, I liked Sliding Doors... is that bad? hahaha ;)
OT: UGH! that pic is nasty MK!
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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK
AAHH, I thought her face was settling but she has gone too far! Where are her friends and family and why are these doctors still performing procedures on her and others? Horrifying! Her face looks like ASS now...
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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 3:30pm.
i hope it's not homophobic that i do this, but every time I see her I think - where are her gays?
every damn time.
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REPORTED FOR GAY-HATIN', RACISM, SEXISM, ANIMAL AND CHILD ABUSE, FATISM, AGEISM, ANTI-SEMITISM AND ILLEGAL FORNICATION.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 3:30pm.
i hope it's not homophobic that i do this, but every time I see her I think - where are her gays?
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Reported. My dad is gay and he doesn't appreciate your hateful comments. Please ban this thing Miguelina.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
i hope it's not homophobic that i do this, but every time I see her I think - where are her gays?
every damn time.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:22pm.
LOL!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
the alignment of nose and mouth is seriously askew...and that is the least of the problems with this face
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"he would still be a chair-hurling, window-breaking, tantrum-throwing, nutless anus bag" - MK
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:51pm.
Poor Whamo - since your devotion to the Goopster we pretty much think you'll hit anything!
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LOL, awww come on, while she can be a pain...
If this isn't pretty then there must be something wrong with me:)
I would take those clothes off with my teeth, actually I'd probably leave the top on cause I find that super sexy...TMI lol:P
http://moviestem.com/wp-content/gallery/gwyneth-paltrow/gwyneth_paltrow%20(5).jpg
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I thought this would work as a link but WTH I don't know what I'm doing..Anyway SHE looks good in this pic!
YOIKS.
someone tell me how this is okay. how is this okay. how do you do this shit to yourself, look in the mirror and think damn i look good. her face is a god damn mess, and it's not the makeup, although it doesnt help. that's some seriously fucked up plastic surgery. how is it okay for women to do this to their face? yeah i see injections and eye lifts and nose jobs but no one walks away with this shit.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
She looks like the Beast from Beauty and the Beast...
Is this one of those morgue photos where they draw in the eyes?
LMFAO @ the Why Are You Doing This To Us? & the Your Face Scares Me tags! I have never noticed them until now, pure genious Michael K, you magnificient bastard!
She looks amazing! Is it botox that makes the face a mask like that? It's like a living Halloween Costume!
Bitch looks like a mixture of thunder cats, Rupaul, Beyonce's wig and a black leather couch.
I don't blame Lil Kim, I blame the beauty school drop out or the online school of cosmetology make-up "artist" who did this to her. JUST WHY?! Does she not have real honest truthful friends who will tap her on the shoulder and say, "You know I love you right? But you look like a hott ass mess,girl!"
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LOL @MK medusa bratz doll!!! but seriously, i can't recognize her anymore and i feel sorry for her. how could she do this to herself?
"sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done." - Madonna
oh my damn...what the fuck is dis?
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Roseanne Barr
*slowly backs away from ME*
Seems like after age 35, most women in Hollywood develop the same face. Kim, Rose McGowan, Lindsay Logan just starting out....it's so ridiculous, they don't look younger or in any way better than women their age, they just look unsettling and weird
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:57pm.
THE DIFFICULT EYEBROWNS
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ROFL!
Looks like a cross between Jocelyn Wildenstein and a Real Housewife of Atlanta (any of them). Quelle Whorreur!
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
I am in a SHIT FUCKING MOOD right now after the clusterfuck of FUCKERY in regards to my morning commute. Wildabeast here isn't actualy bothering me.
Poor Whamo - since your devotion to the Goopster we pretty much think you'll hit anything!
What the ever-loving fuck? This is some full on manba circle lense bullshit.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
MK? Did we piss you off or something? The Bieber photo, the Beyawncee photo and now this??? What can we do to make it up to you? Can you just repeat the photo of the HSOtD kitty on all posts for the rest of the day???
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:19pm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
But would Whamo do the deed? I think so after a few beers!
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Dunno bout Whamo but we know Jack would!
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What LOL!!!!!! No way, I could not look at a face like that up close and be remotely turned on,I'd probably start laughing.
Her head is morphing into a lightbulb!
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Not that she's even close to pretty but I'd rather have a naturally plain Jane than one of these fake "started off pretty but what the fuck did you do to yourself type women" any day!.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:22pm.
Oxygen...lol. yes.
...dolls creep me out kinda like clowns. this beyotch looks like a cat with doll hair dressed in a bedazzled clown outfit. *runs*
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I think this CAT DOLL got her inspiration from my all time favorite Barbie Styling Doll Head. One of my friends came over to play with me and she took an iron and just tapped at the hair and all we saw was crinkle cut french fried hair and SIZZLES. The smell was awful. Those little hair plug holes cracked me the hell up because I'd try to use my grandmom's knitting needles to "sew" her hair back in the holes.
Tonight and for the rest of the week i'm'a gonna have to sleep with the lights on, thankyouverymuch MK.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:22pm.
Who dis bitch?
I see a cross between LaToya and Charro.
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Oh yeeeeeeeessss M.E. Good call - there IS some Charo in there.
I think the bottom of her face is fine - well not FINE for normal people, but those marks might be a reflection from the sequins.
I simply love the tags associated with this post. It highlights the desperation of this situation.
Lil Kim Wildenstein
that should be her new name.
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GOT DAMN. When that face is staring out of the mirror at you, your life is full of FAIL.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:19pm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
But would Whamo do the deed? I think so after a few beers!
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Dunno bout Whamo but we know Jack would!
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If only wienners had eyes!
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And he'd they'd be called One-Eyed-Gila-Monsters
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:19pm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
But would Whamo do the deed? I think so after a few beers!
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Dunno bout Whamo but we know Jack would!
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If only wienners had eyes!
What about that mis-matched outfit? Those shoes!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:22pm.
Who dis bitch?
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I thought it was the "Pocket Full of Hawthornes" guy on Community.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I think I saw those shoes on the clearance rack at Ross.
Oxygen...lol. yes.
the one we had was such a mess. one eye open the other one was broken so the eyelid wouldn't stay up. it was so when you laid her down she could shut eyes for a nap. ahahaha. dolls creep me out kinda like clowns. this beyotch looks like a cat with doll hair dressed in a bedazzled clown outfit. *runs*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Who dis bitch?
I see a cross between LaToya and Charro.